Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Pirates. Told in the revolutionary new "prose" format. Ridiculously experimental, and replete with celebrity cameos.

Who needs a summary? All you have to know is this: They're BACK.

This is a parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, with the characters from Animaniacs in most of the lead roles Norrington and Gibbs excluded. All other roles are presumably being played by the same human actors from before.