Batman has to fight vampires and Edward cUllen and save Gotham City! New version of my old story

Alfred finds his master kicked back in the batcave one day, reading that god-forsaken piece of romantic tripe, Twilight, and wonders why on earth Master Wayne would read that admittedly best-selling autobiography?

They meet again. SLASH.

I wanted to do something special for Halloween this year. So, I decided to have the Joker's ghost terrorize those sparkly vampire fakers out in Forks. Two-shot. Warning: First chapter's fairly tame, but the second contains light torture & character death

Bruce ignored the smaller men as they squabble over scraps, while he watched Carlisle Cullen stare down at Gotham, through floor to ceiling polarized bulletproof glass. Twilight/Batman crossover AU.

During his rebellious days while he hunted criminals, Edward meets The Dark Knight himself. One shot.