**Part of the 2012 LiveJournal's Twisted Shorts August Fic-A-Day** series, also known as the 'Wacky Holiday Series'. AU Buffy's interning at a TV station; demons are no problem for her, so being a secretary shouldn't be a problem…right?

During his road trip, Xander manages to save a man's life & is offered a job as a reward. Somehow, being secretary 467, probably wasn't what he had in mind. He's managed to survive vampires, demons, & high school. Can he survive Murphy Brown? Complete