Forget about guys like Rambo and Sgt. Rock. The indisputably most dangerous soldier in the world paid a visit from his normal post of duty to Sunnydale on Halloween, and not all of him left when the Janus statuette was destroyed.

Regarding the warning of the above title, if she'd actually been told this by someone else in the Scooby Gang before making a wish, Cordelia Chase would have haughtily declared, "It will when I do it!"

The Justice Dept. visits Sunnydale for Halloween. YAHF

You'd think that from being a native of a nation of shopkeepers, Ethan would have certainly remembered something so important about his costume store stock on that Halloween. But then, if he'd had, there wouldn't be this story.

Spike was always willing to tolerate cats as pets. Along with gerbils, turtles, goldfish, iguanas, parakeets, boa constrictors, and even tadpoles. But after what happened in that alley, not a certain species. Ever.

100-word drabble: Buffy's life is turned upside down when a mobile phone arrives in the post… Buffy-Global Frequency

Series of 100-word drabbles: Dreadlock, Grand Wizard of the Knights Martial, servant of Khaos and A.B.C. Warrior, is sent back from the future to save Willow's life, revealing a part of her destiny she never dreamed off… Buffy-A.B.C. Warriors

100-word BtVS Judge Dredd crossover Drabble. Warning: Character death.

100-word drabble: A Vampire bounty hunter verses a Slayer that won't quite… Buffy V Durram Red

100word BtVS Comics crossover Drabble. Glory isn't the only one with a secret...

Crossover with Vertigo Comics' Preacher. Jesse Custer gives someone a hand... Reposted with minor edit.