Mumbling out loud to himself, Xander read from the file: "Multiple counts of assault, torture, theft, fraud, blackmail, and vandalism with a field hockey stick. All before she grew out of her braces. Yep, she'll do fine."

Xander can't take any more death so takes up teaching at a school that feels just like home

Buffy and Willow go off to teach in Britain. Will the school survive the experience? St. Trinians book and film crossover. Rating change for sexual innuendo.