In the ruins of the Hub, Mainframe is bored now that Torchwood is gone. Then she gets the message Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot Children of Earth fix-it. Crack fic.

"Come in! Come in! The Fresh Start Club. Being Dead is only the Beginning!" Because we all know Owen could use some support from the undead community. Rated for language, cause it's Owen and he's fairly pissed off.

Inter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...

The first time Owen died he made a friend. Torchwood and Discworld crossover, written for the LJ gen battle

EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.