Bella, Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Meg, and Mulan are all sisters traveling through time trying to find their soul mates. Oh yeah, did I mention that they are all different mythical creatures? they meet new friends and enemies. read as they meet their mates and Did I forget they never grow old... ever...

Watch as various characters from assorted comics, anime, manga, and others, take turns in mocking Twilight. Re-Posted, to fix the link.

Why settle for the world of the pretentious dead when you've already got a perfectly good life as an average human?

Another anti-Twilight classic set to another Disney classic. 'Nuff said.

She'll only be a major waste of your precious time, energy, and breath. Set to yet another classic song.

Because I would give up the whole world to become a gorgeous, pretentious, outrageous, brain-dead babe.

Bella, Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Meg, and Mulan are all sisters traveling through time trying to find their soul mates. Oh yeah, did I meantion that they are all different mythical creatures?

You never have, and you probably never will. Set to another famous Disney classic. Warning: some toe-tapping and involuntary singing may ensue.

A song that simultaneously honors Disney and ridicules Twilight. Eat your hearts out, Ashman and Meyer.

Bella and Edward break out into their own version of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. Twilight parody! Short songfic.

That's really what the characters are, as well as the crazy zealots that worship the series. Set to the original Disney classic.

Another classic AT song, in classic Broadway style. Eat your heart out, Howard Ashman!

A song paying homage to the worst role model in the world of literature.