Peter Vincent knew being genre savvy was key; particularly in knowing that a stake, fireball and sunlight would end a vampire horror plot. It was thus a shame he'd never much liked science fiction, and couldn't recognise his broken watch for what it truly was. —Close to canon, rating due to coarse language. Mentions of het and slash, because life is short and David Tennant is hot.

Written for the Fright Night kink meme prompt: "Peter meets a man who keeps giving him a once-over, and completely misinterprets why. The Doctor meets a man who looks like his former self, except apparently ten times as horny. And also with vampires."

Peter meets a man who looks exactly like him, as does the Doctor. I had to do it. Rated T for language! Give it a read. Its good I promise!