A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Deadpool is hired by Dumbledore to take out Voldemort and his Horcruxes. With Voldemort not seeing Muggles as a threat or anything, could a Muggle actually take him out? Can magic stand up to cold steel or hot lead? *HIATUS*

What if Deadpool got hired as an assassin in the HP world? X Over.