Hermione Granger was a muggle-schooled girl and the daughter of two muggle parents. When she finally moves to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she finds it a lot harder to fit in than it seemed. With Ginny and Neville, who was almost too gay to function, to back her up, will she ever defeat the Slytherins, Pansy, Astoria and Millicent to get her man, Draco Malfoy?

"Perturbada demais por todos os anos de perseguição, Hermione jamais poderia conceber que, talvez, toda a animosidade de Regina em relação à ela significasse mais do que meros instintos sádicos." Crack!fic proposital para o projeto United State of Multi-fandom, do fórum 6vassouras.

Harry, Draco, Ron and Cedric have a phone conversation. This was something I did in like ten seconds LOL It's supposed to be completely random! Mean Girls SPOOF!