A diary of Holden Caulfield's first month at Hogwarts. Why are all those kids in Gryffindor so phony? And more importantly, where do the snidgets go in winter?
Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7-18-09 - Complete