What started as a heartless April Fools' Day joke about the release of Fusion of Destinies III will be an ongoing train wreck of a comedy tour, featuring Harry Potter and Metroid characters mercilessly ripping on each other for our amusement.

Harry Potter/Metroid crossover. When a renegade Auror called Valkyrie teams up with Voldemort to unlock a deadly secret buried long ago by the four founders of Hogwarts and the Chozo, Samus returns from the future to help Harry and his friends stop them.

Terra Firma III was once thought dead. But humans on this planet lived. The night Voldemort died, history changed when Harry was found via the energy backlash. On that night he was swept away to the stars by the Galactic Federation. Now, it's 2079...

Harry Potter/Metroid crossover. During Harry's 5th year, a Muggle woman with amnesia and bizarre powers seeks him out, believing he's a link to her past. However, soon the two end up facing a menace capable of destroying all life on Earth, and the galaxy.