"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.

The Trio find that their new home at Hogwarts is not what they expected, to say the least. Set to the tune of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python and The Holy Grail

There were no mad axe men waiting for Harry and Ron when they left Christmas dinner in their third year. However, something else lay in wait... Rated for some mild language.

Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.

Just a simple morning until Draco and company hold their version of the Spanish Inquistion. Part five of the Potter-Python set.

The third in the Potter-Python mix. Blaise runs a sort of pet shop between classes in Hogwarts, but one of his customers has a complaint about a parrot. And you thought the Lumberjack Song was odd.

Harry is still stuck on Monty Python, McGonagall makes the mistake of asking Harry just what he wants to be when he grows up, and this comes after Run In.

Harry is into Monty Python, Ron is too, and Snape is just getting confused and annoyed with his two least favorite students.