What happens when Harry finally gets fed up with Dumbledore's manipulations and the Ministry's idiocy and leaves the magical world, and Britain behind? Harry Potter/Rent Crossover, AU after 5th year. T for swearing, will be M later. First fic, please R&R!

What is this, a Harry Potter/RENT cross-over? Is XxXThe Phantom's RoseXxX insane? Probably. What happens when the HP characters wind up in NYC? What shenanigans will they get into? And will Roger and Draco ever stop brooding? Only one way to find out.

Twelve years ago, Remus' life went down the drain. Ten years later, he met Mimi and the bohos. His memories don't hurt so much as long as he doesn't let himself remember. But now he must face his past so he can let go, no matter how painful it is.

Mimi and Misty dance for a group of mystery men and the Cat Scratch Club. Rated just to be safe.

This is essentially crack!fic that aspires to a plot and fails. Deep down it knows it's meant to be profound! The problem is no one else does. Sirius runs from a fight with Remus to the States where Roger is running from a fight with Mark. Slash M/R S