"Kids, this is the story of how I met your father. It was 2013, and I'd been invited to his friend's wedding. As it happened, I missed the ceremony itself on account of an espionage mission and a gunfight, but we'll get to that later..." This is a story of social awkwardness, crime, genius and madness. Oh, and a little romance too. It's going to be legen - wait for it - dary!