I doubt there are many who remember this story from the first time round (2000/01) but if there are it has changed quite a bit since then. I started this fic at the age of 14 and at that time it was written in script format. I am re-writing it in story format while trying to keep the original feel of it. Basically it is Tolkien crossed with Monty Python and my weird brain. Enjoy

The song "You're The One" has found it's way to Hogwarts. Read what Harry thinks about the song. songfic.

Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.

A crossover between Monty Python and LOTR. Please read and review,thanks to iggy for bettering, Ham

"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.

The Trio find that their new home at Hogwarts is not what they expected, to say the least. Set to the tune of 'Knights Of The Round Table' from Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Songfic- Arceus does not know why he created the world. He does not know why he made life and what he as the creator, must do. He wants to know one thing, what is the meaning of life. Is there really a point to it all? Better then summary.

There were no mad axe men waiting for Harry and Ron when they left Christmas dinner in their third year. However, something else lay in wait... Rated for some mild language.

This piece combines the Lumberjack sketch with an Ancient Anguish guild of elves, imaginatively called The Eldar.

This piece is about the complicated life of the Knights of Drin. They frequent the Golden Ducat inn, where the tables are - of course - round.

Xander really should have stuck to the soldier outfit.

It's an exciting day at the Master's lair. The Scourge of Europe have come around for a visit and Master Spike has offered to give self-defence lessons to all the fledges. Everyone's lining up to learn how to defend themselves against... fresh fruit?

It's torture, Jim. Just not as we know it.

When a potent Monty Python space virus infects both the Autobots and Decepticons, the only thing that can be done is preform a musical.

Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.

Just a simple morning until Draco and company hold their version of the Spanish Inquistion. Part five of the Potter-Python set.

The third in the Potter-Python mix. Blaise runs a sort of pet shop between classes in Hogwarts, but one of his customers has a complaint about a parrot. And you thought the Lumberjack Song was odd.

Harry is still stuck on Monty Python, McGonagall makes the mistake of asking Harry just what he wants to be when he grows up, and this comes after Run In.

Harry is into Monty Python, Ron is too, and Snape is just getting confused and annoyed with his two least favorite students.

Pirates of the Caribbean and Monty Python crossovers