The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.

Sealed, forgotten and left to rot from the passage of time, ages old relic returns to a world changed dramatically. Naruto/Dresden Files crossover.

After Changes, Harry's daughter is sent to Konoha where she meets a certain blond ninja. In short, Uzumaki and Dresden might not be the most ideal mix when a peaceful existence is what you had in mind. Lots of typical humor, family/friends stuff, and plenty of twisted angst later because I am just that evil. Any Akatsuki members reading this may want to start writing a will.

When Harry is approached by a strange woman to protect some kid Harry can't say no, and not just because of the money. Will Harry be able to protect Naruto from the Akatsuki, Sasuke, Madara and himself? Sometimes being a professional Wizard Suck