Immortal blood-suckers running rampant in a deserted Texan village and a crazed monster-child falling from thin air hell-bent on destruction... why isn't everyone extremely scared?

The people of Morganville are in for a surprise when the Akatsuki show up out of nowhere. Will they fight it out or will they come together to fight against a common enemy? I feel so special...I'm the first one to write for Morganville and Naruto together