It was the strangest alien Master Chief has ever had the misfortune to meet. Then things got weirder. (In which Michelangelo is an avid fanboy with a transdimensional portal stick and the Chief just wishes he could forget this entire thing...)

The Elites of Halo are thrown back in time to modern day New York. To their surprise they meet TMNT. What adventures await them all. This was written with Anna547. Rated T for Teen due to some mild foot kicking violence, Dude.