Shepard's a private man who never lets anyone see his low moments; not his superiors, not the doctors, and especially the world that sees the sole survior of the Akuze massacre. When a mischievous ghost's prank brings that image crashing down, its seems that another creature of the night is left to help him pick the pieces up.

When Tali'Zorah and John Shepard decide to tell the Star Child just where he can stuff it, a strange being steps in and gives the Mass Effect Universe the ending it never asked for. Now, Tali'Zorah is on a pokemon adventure with John Shepard, to stop the sinister (but silly) Team Cerberus and challenge the pokemon league.

MassEffect/Pokémon combined universe. Shepard and his Pokémon partner is assigned to take a mission aboard the Normandy. Little do they know that this is just the start of a nasty journey. Disclaimer: I do not own Mass Effect or Pokémon, except for OCs that I come up with!

Behold! I have returned, and feeling the burn!