What happens when a penguin, an Army captain, and a conman walk into a bar? Complete and utter disaster. Persuasion, Northanger Abbey, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility crossover.

FINAL CHAPTER COMPLETED Modern Persuasion and P&P The blending of two stories, and two cultures in a tale where the only thing that stood between two people was circumstance. It was that and love, mankind's greatest folly.