Wade keeps calling Peter his wifey and Peter doesn't like it

Peter stopped his wheelchair and looked around. He didn't really know where he was exactly. After so many years of slinging between buildings high in the air, he found them rather confusing. The streets, that is. He was looking at the buildings from a whole new perspective. Well, not new. Old. Too old to remember, really.

Peter was completely and ridiculously drunk and Wade didn't have nearly enough to drink not to realize this was something he wanted to experience while sober.

Making a sex tape, ending in fail sex

The Son of SpideyPool: Spiderboy (my OC) meets the all new Superior Spider-Man, and it's not going to be pretty as Spiderboy is out for blood. Can Spiderboy kill the Superior Spider-Man and restore the life of the real Peter Parker? Read to find out! Takes place sometime between Superior Spider-Man #'s 6 and 7. Please no bad/mean reviews.

spideypool pirate AU

spideypool coffee shop AU (pre-slash)

When Tony wakes Wade up, he seeks revenge. But why was he on Steve and Tony's sofa to begin with? Spideypool and superfamily one-shot. Enjoy!

A short SpideyPool poem in Wade's point of view. Please do not read if you don't like slash (yaoi, boy x boy). Please review no bad/mean reviews.

Years ago, Wade (Deadpool) decided to give his son Mason ( A.K.A. my OC Spiderboy) a little visit at school. Please no bad/mean reviews and enjoy!

Wade is hired to kill Peter, who commits petty crimes and causes trouble for Tombstone's men. / villain!Peter

a drabble for every domestic meme prompt i was able to find

Inspired by YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SOMEDAY by ThanksIllPass -/- Wade wants to get rid of Peter before anything bad happens and because he deserves much better. But Peter is as stubborn as him. -/- sorry, it could have been better.

Wade is actually terrified of Peter's camera

AU. Wade takes orphan Peter in and everything changes. Wade can't understand anything about Peter.

Prompt: Wade visited several places due to his job and knows customs and stories from all around the world. Peter is pleasantly surprised and asks a lot of questions.

Peter tries to sneak out for a date, and it all seems to go to hell from there. (There's some angst here, but it all ends up okay!)

Wade needs to tone down the spontaneity a bit.

Prompt: Since Wade is Canadian, he obviously says 'Eh' now and then. Peter finds that adorable and can't help but kiss him every time he does it. Even in the most inappropriate moments.

Wade unexpectedly visits when Peter is babysitting

"There is something about Wade's eyes that makes Peter want to drown in them, as sappy as it sounds. 'I like your eyes,' Peter tells him."

Prompt: Peter receives a violent blow on a shoulder during a battle; at home Wade spreads on him some ointment. / I tried.

Prompt: Even if Wade can't get ill, Peter always makes sure he eats healthy and wears warm clothes during winter.

Just a fluffy promptdrabble, highschool au.

I got a prompt on tumblr for Wade trying really hard to make a romantic dinner for Peter, so here it is :)