Ahsoka, Lost and far away from home and her master crash lands on earth, only to be found by group of human who have no idea what to do. Can she get back to her friends or will they come to her?

While trapped in the lab, Temperance reveals she has never seen Star Wars. Duty bound to correct this mistake, Booth and the rest of the team along with a certain fan fic writer turned recurring character tell her the story...with them as the characters