House and Spock are stuck together, and need to find a way out of it. There's more at stake than what would seem. Rated T for mild language and implications of a homosexual relationship.

House and Wilson end up aboard the USS Enterprise. Wilson panics, House angers people. Repeatedly. Meanwhile, Cuddy, House's team, and Amber try to figure out where they went. No slash, sorry folks. Rated for language. Please R&R!