The crewmen of Kirk's enterprise beam down to an earthlike planet only to encounter the least awesome thing yet invented. Except maybe Crusher.DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!Rated K plus because McCoy is talking like himself and scotty gets very angry at one point

Randomness made up by myself and one of my best friends. Not exclusively Star Trek and Twilight. May include Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Psych, and other subjects. Crack fic.