The Doctor and Riker are about to get married, until Alucard crashes their wedding and abducts The Doctor against his will. Riker follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his archrival, a demigod called Xaanik. They must then hijack some form of transportation from John Watson in order to get to Alucard's lair, where they must fight against his evil minions. Oneshot.

Alucard is ancient and has triumphed over many enemies. But is even the No-Life King a match for a mysterious entity that calls itself Q? Find out.