Lambdadelta absolutely adores the Twilight books! Of course, she won't miss her chance to play the next game using some characters from her favorite book. But is Bella a competent enough detective? Spoilers for both Umineko and Twilight.

Shion Sonozaki reads Stephanie Myer's popular and infamous vampire novel. Needless to say, things take a turn for the worst. Originally intended as a one-shot, it's now become a series.

In the third and "final" installment, Shion, Kotonoha, and Yuno plan to torture Stephanie Myer. Hilarity, Twists, Turns, Surprises, Over-the-top action sequences, and cameos ensue. Includes Shuffle, Death Note, Denpa Teki, School Days, and Mirai Nikki.

Stephanie Myer has to deal with the wrath of Shion Sonozaki in the first sequel to the original one-shot fan fiction.

Beatrice reads Twilight and gets pissed off. Warning: This will upset rabid Twilight fans. A way of out of character Beatrice, and swearing. Criticism wanted.