Shizuo was just minding his own business when IT happened, then suddenly he is in a place surrounded by sparkly people speaking a language he does not know with an annoying European Flea trying to recruit him. Slight OOC, violence, minor crack, and crude language. R&R

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Shizuo finds himself in Forks, and beats up some Vampires. A fill for Durarara kink meme. Possible character death, but not really specified. Written by a Twilight hater, so you know. Edward/Bella and onesided Jacob/Bella. Feedback is loved :D