"You are impossible to talk to." Loki accuses, ignoring the human's sputtered protest, "I'm trying to tell you the witness was lying." He would know after all, as he is the god of lies. He feels a smile curve across his lips, vetting the prospective mates of his many, many children is always such fun.

"So." Kurt spoke before the silence turned awkward, "Magnus is your brother?" Green eyes leveled at him in a glare. "No, I'm his mother." Unbeknownst to Odin and Thor, Loki had many, many children.