Crack fic suggested by my bf. One thief's travels takes him far from home & lands in trouble with another thief when he starts picking pockets on the other's territory. R&R, no flames, possible one shot

What happens when aliens and mutants come together? Find out in this story! Just something that popped in my head ans would not leave. Just a short story featuring an one time foe of the Ducks and a couple X-men. Just to dish out a story.