Nabeshin enslaves fanfic writers in order to create a season two for Excel Saga. Meanwhile, Excel finds herself engaged to the Begonia Bridesmaid, AKA Doormat, and wielding the legendary chainsaw of Diablo. Lord help us all.

***No characters from Excel Saga and not in that world. I just got the inspiration from Excel Saga.*** Sarcastic senior memeber of the group KAPPS, whos plan is to take over the world to save it.

Lord Ilpalazzo has decided if he should ever rule this corrupt world he would need one day a hair and no one can stop him from this plan. Hearts will be ripped appart and feelings betrayed as a fragile love starts to bloom from the shards...

Excel, Ilpalazzo, and a few random people discover the wonders of AIM!

A highly advanced agent from HQ agrees to help our 2 favourite agents to accomplish a mission more dangerous than it sounds. Can they pull it off? R&R please

Excel and Il Palazzo spend a day on the beach.

When Excel is captured during a routine mission, everything changes. Rejected by ACROSS, she must find the truth about herself and Lord Il Palazzo before it is too late... by taking on the legendary power of L. Ron Hubbard and becoming Sailor Scientology!

Excel and Hyatt are at it again!See their hilarious adventures unfold! And, yes there are some rediculously long speeches as usual for Excel!

Everything went wrong from the start...and there was nothing Excel could do about it. One shot. Implied IlpalaxExcel.

I was watching Excel Saga, Matrix Reloaded and Animatrix all in one day, when at sometime I had an awesome fanfic idea. Sadly I forgot it and came up with this one instead. Excel tries to conquer Antarctica.

For never was a story of more woe than this of Excel and her Il Palazzo. Story completed. Yay.

‘Yes, sir, I’ll do better next time!’ Ahh, the rope. Excel had had such good times with the rope. [ONESHOT Oneway Excel x Il Palazzo drabble]

As usual Excel's stomach is getting the best of her then a mysterious paper bag is left at her doorstep. Does this stuff honestly relate?

Excel reflects on herself, her family, her gloriously sexy leader, and the zoo. Oy. Anime based.

Il Palazzo's new dating sim causes more chaos than the first one. Excel and Hyatt investigate the cause of Watanabe's behavior, while Matsuya tries to fight him. Animebased.

Nothing like what the title suggests. Excel and Hyatt attempt to make some money by hosting a race between a grasshopper, an earthworm, and a hydra. Just another day, basically. Oneshot, by the way.

Two drabbles about Il Palazzo dealing with a mysterious enemy. Spoilers for manga 13.

Excel uses her hyper nature as a cover for her real depression. She can no longer bring herself work for ACROSS when Lord Ilpalazzo is there, and she has decided to quit. Can Lord Ilpalazzo fix her problem, even if he is the problem?

Chapter 1 covers the making of the Evangelion movie in the Excel Saga universe. Chapter 2 now adds in crossover mayhem, audio hijinx, and something for everyone, including perverts...

Reposted under my new name! Formerly Kumiko Fujiwara. OneShot. A look into Excel's mind as she stands yet again in front of her dear Lord Ilpalazzo. Sharks, Puchuus, and a dead Hyatt? Read, rate, review, riot!

This is my version of the Excel Saga. I’m trying to remove most of the insane things in it. Each chapter will be a different episode of the anime. I’ll be adding some things from me but the main plot will remain the same. R & R, please!

As the title says, it has Excel Saga, Noir, Pokemon and Gundam in it, just to name a few. Hoping to add more anime in. Updated for sanity's sake... and discontinued.

CH 5 Onwards to Nerima! NOW UP! Excel and Hyatt begin their journey to Nerima! Ranma's changes start to affect the Tendo household. :Ch 6. will be up soon!: Excel Saga, Ranma, Slayers xover Read & Review please

What really happened in Excel's mind in episode 2. Let your mind go, and the insanity will kick in! Updated! Now super absorbent!

Beats me. Read and find out. UPDATED! REVISED! SOMETHING ALONG THAT LINE!