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A Clock on the Face of Hell

2010-09-20T17:36:36-08:00

Author: IdSayWhyNot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P. & F. Flitwick
Chapters: 6, Words: 53,918, Reviews: 252 Updated: 9-20-10 Published: 6-25-10
Status: In-Progress

Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.

Cauterize

2008-03-24T15:19:01-08:00

Author: Lady Altair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/General
Pairing: Dennis C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,770, Reviews: 695 Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

The Other Side of the Coin

2010-10-01T14:21:36-08:00

Author: Zennith6
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 24, Words: 97,115, Reviews: 195 Updated: 10-1-10 Published: 3-25-10
Status: Complete

Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.

The Lust of Harry Potter

2009-02-27T15:27:51-08:00

Author: DobbyElfLord
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,127, Reviews: 104 Published: 2-27-09
Status: Complete

One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.

Wonderful Tragic Mysterious

2009-06-29T01:04:08-08:00

Author: kilara25
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Mystery
Pairing: Albus D. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,268, Reviews: 40 Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.

Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire

2010-02-26T09:46:49-08:00

Author: Meteoricshipyards
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Parvati P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,312, Reviews: 177 Published: 2-26-10
Status: Complete

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Future Imperfect

2008-10-11T21:16:19-08:00

Author: Lady Azar de Tameran
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,760, Reviews: 127 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn’t. Time travel. Potential future slash.

Best laid plans

2010-09-06T13:01:41-08:00

Author: esama
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,765, Reviews: 258 Published: 9-6-10
Status: Complete

What he hated most about his perfect plan going wrong, is how much his nemesis enjoyed being brought along for the ride. Time travel, some bashing, OOCness and swearing.

Desire

2010-10-14T23:47:39-08:00

Author: Niger Aquila
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,736, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-14-10
Status: Complete

Time Travel. What we think we want rarely matches our heart's deepest desire.

Resonance

2005-06-27T01:06:15-08:00

Author: GreenGecko
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 79, Words: 501,491, Reviews: 4419 Updated: 6-27-05 Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.

Spice of Life

2008-07-10T23:41:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 35 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.

H is for Helga

2004-05-07T04:30:18-08:00

Author: Draegyn
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,174, Reviews: 84 Published: 5-7-04
Status: Complete

Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.

Supervillian Snape

2010-01-22T14:14:59-08:00

Author: DragonyPhoenix
Crossover: Harry Potter and Batman
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Joker
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 28 Published: 1-22-10
Status: Complete

Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.

SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS

2004-04-24T23:03:12-08:00

Author: Sarah Noble
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 19, Words: 9,514, Reviews: 155 Updated: 4-24-04 Published: 11-3-03
Status: In-Progress

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again

2008-05-13T19:04:18-08:00

Author: Monopoly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,514, Reviews: 183 Updated: 5-13-08 Published: 12-2-07
Status: In-Progress

It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.

On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door

2008-03-02T18:18:57-08:00

Author: Monopoly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,608, Reviews: 174 Updated: 3-2-08 Published: 9-20-07
Status: Complete

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

Founding Hogwarts

2009-03-16T21:03:11-08:00

Author: Rufus T. Firefly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rowena R. & Salazar S.
Chapters: 28, Words: 126,872, Reviews: 205 Updated: 3-16-09 Published: 11-7-06
Status: Complete

AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.

Perception

2006-12-29T17:03:32-08:00

Author: Lady Salazar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,036, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-29-06
Status: Complete

Voldemort is dead. James Potter killed him. But Voldemort killed James, and Harry fulfilled the Prophecy. Confused? Well, it’s all in perception anyway. HPLEP, sort of HPGW and JPLEP. Oneshot, short.

Letters to Mine Enemy

2008-10-25T19:23:15-08:00

Author: FrostedMidnight
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,523, Reviews: 212 Updated: 10-25-08 Published: 9-30-08
Status: Complete

What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.

The Inner Eye of Harry Potter

2010-02-12T09:10:20-08:00

Author: jbern
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Sybill T.
Chapters: 5, Words: 41,783, Reviews: 764 Updated: 2-12-10 Published: 4-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

The Potions Master's Nephew

2009-09-15T00:51:08-08:00

Author: SeverelySnaped1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 14, Words: 126,526, Reviews: 48 Published: 9-15-09
Status: Complete

An accident occurs and Professor Snape finds himself trapped in his fifteen-year-old body. Enrolled into Harry Potter's fifth year, he is forced to hide his true identity. Girls, drama and teenage angst do not bode well with Severus.

Knock Knock

2004-06-15T14:17:49-08:00

Author: michelle-31a
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 247 Published: 6-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

In My Pants

2006-04-11T03:15:21-08:00

Author: Emerald707
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,427, Reviews: 213 Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.

Well, it's raining, sir

2008-09-29T08:16:56-08:00

Author: ThisbeHecate
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,464, Reviews: 49 Published: 9-29-08
Status: Complete

Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series

Jackalopes and Jobberknolls

2009-06-28T15:58:23-08:00

Author: Mede
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: Luna L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 6, Words: 21,415, Reviews: 123 Updated: 6-28-09 Published: 6-15-09
Status: Complete

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.

On a Train, Switching Tracks

2011-03-03T14:25:20-08:00

Author: Mede
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Draco M.
Chapters: 9, Words: 22,371, Reviews: 513 Updated: 3-3-11 Published: 1-22-09
Status: In-Progress

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Warping Circumstances

2010-03-31T18:18:48-08:00

Author: Deritine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 18, Words: 80,634, Reviews: 441 Updated: 3-31-10 Published: 3-27-06
Status: In-Progress

AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.

Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot

2009-10-31T16:35:50-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Scorpius M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 19, Words: 48,776, Reviews: 1125 Updated: 10-31-09 Published: 6-29-08
Status: In-Progress

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Magical Relations

2012-02-08T19:24:08-08:00

Author: evansentranced
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Dudley D.
Chapters: 46, Words: 172,238, Reviews: 2595 Updated: 2-8-12 Published: 3-18-07
Status: In-Progress

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand....That had been a surprise. Currently in 4th year.

Mudblood

2007-09-07T14:50:14-08:00

Author: Sarah1281
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 132 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

“Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?” Draco attempts to expalin to Hermione why she should be offended.

Oh God Not Again!

2009-12-22T19:02:52-08:00

Author: Sarah1281
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 50, Words: 170,259, Reviews: 7628 Updated: 12-22-09 Published: 9-13-08
Status: Complete

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time

2010-08-04T01:47:07-08:00

Author: joe6991
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Fleur D.
Chapters: 31, Words: 295,826, Reviews: 2566 Updated: 8-4-10 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Red floors

2008-12-28T04:59:19-08:00

Author: Blizdal
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 876, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

James heard screams. Mommy was at it again.

Brave

2004-01-08T23:38:43-08:00

Author: Mawaridi
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-8-04
Status: In-Progress

Ron's brothers seemed to do such things with effortless bravery, while just the thought of doing them himself made his stomach feel full of stones. But he didn’t want the older boys to think he was a coward, so he bit his tongue and did it anyway.'

Checkmating

2004-10-30T09:09:15-08:00

Author: mahaliem
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,580, Reviews: 376 Updated: 10-30-04 Published: 10-28-04
Status: Complete

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Something Blue

2004-03-19T08:14:29-08:00

Author: Lisse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 459, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-19-04
Status: Complete

Ginny strikes a balance on her wedding day. Harry/Ginny.

For Name's Sake!

2008-05-31T18:25:33-08:00

Author: Bartimus Crotchety
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,110, Reviews: 52 Published: 5-31-08
Status: Complete

Luna Lovegood, the freaky girl who nobody understood, has a handsome fiance, a successful career, and has found peace with herself. Answering a summons to St. Mungos, she receives an honor she never expected, finding that life sometimes comes full circle.

The Dogs and Shakespeare

2011-12-20T23:42:02-08:00

Author: Ravenpuff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 20, Words: 101,597, Reviews: 395 Updated: 12-20-11 Published: 1-26-08
Status: In-Progress

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge

2008-08-31T00:02:13-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus S. P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 207 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

The Wendell That Wasn't

2008-07-15T00:43:19-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,814, Reviews: 301 Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Quirk of a Dark Lord

2008-10-05T22:35:24-08:00

Author: ShadeDancer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Lucius M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,102, Reviews: 176 Updated: 10-5-08 Published: 3-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here are Voldemorts. Sorta Slashy, no real pairings.

Something Grim This Way Comes

2011-01-01T02:08:36-08:00

Author: Ruskbyte
Crossover: Harry Potter and Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Mandy
Chapters: 3, Words: 66,142, Reviews: 782 Updated: 1-1-11 Published: 11-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Harry Potter and the Ties of Blood

2008-07-15T21:39:16-08:00

Author: WolfMoon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 19, Words: 112,467, Reviews: 1027 Updated: 7-15-08 Published: 4-30-08
Status: In-Progress

On a dark summer night, Harry walks straight into a situation that will change his life forever when a strangely familiar vampire saves from him a Death Eater. AU sixth year; some Canon; no pairings as yet.

Please! Not While I'm In The Shower!

2004-07-01T12:54:49-08:00

Author: michelle-31a
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 165 Published: 7-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

As Long As You Know That, Potter

2007-06-26T17:12:00-08:00

Author: owlsaway
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 137 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

A Place for Warriors

2011-05-13T12:23:19-08:00

Author: owlsaway
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 28, Words: 114,802, Reviews: 1408 Updated: 5-13-11 Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Harry Potter: Dark Memories

2010-07-14T08:27:35-08:00

Author: Blueowl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 57, Words: 305,268, Reviews: 3517 Updated: 7-14-10 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

Two Weeks in the Alley

2008-01-26T19:17:44-08:00

Author: BajaB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,292, Reviews: 220 Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Rebellion

2010-09-06T22:26:27-08:00

Author: TatraMegami
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 38, Words: 83,999, Reviews: 776 Updated: 9-6-10 Published: 3-1-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself.

Oswald the Ottoman

2008-02-18T14:58:01-08:00

Author: lunakatrina
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,672, Reviews: 323 Updated: 2-18-08 Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity