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Blue Monday

2012-01-15T10:52:21-08:00

Author: attica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 26,678, Reviews: 237 Updated: 1-15-12 Published: 1-23-11
Status: In-Progress

"I can't stand you, Granger. Every second I'm with you is like pure, agonizing torture. But I have to save you. Do you understand?" Draco/Hermione.

Just A Little Dare

2012-01-07T02:36:35-08:00

Author: astarte-lydianna
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,254, Reviews: 40 Updated: 1-7-12 Published: 7-17-11
Status: In-Progress

When a game of truth or dare lands Draco stealing a kiss from Hermione she finds she rather enjoys being kissed by the boy she dislikes so much. Unfortunately the pair aren't going to just kiss and make up. love/hate fic

The Nymph Hunt

2008-12-12T12:30:54-08:00

Author: AkashaTheKitty
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 24,248, Reviews: 154 Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

Dragon Tamer

2009-08-15T07:15:28-08:00

Author: claidibabaa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 17, Words: 44,913, Reviews: 283 Updated: 8-15-09 Published: 3-13-06
Status: Complete

Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE

Taste Of Your Kiss

2007-10-27T14:18:25-08:00

Author: AkashaTheKitty
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,521, Reviews: 114 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P

Love's Potion

2005-09-07T13:15:55-08:00

Author: lolagirl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 19, Words: 57,168, Reviews: 853 Updated: 9-7-05 Published: 4-5-05
Status: Complete

Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!

The Prank War

2009-05-30T07:01:57-08:00

Author: CrazyGirl47
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 45, Words: 164,390, Reviews: 6176 Updated: 5-30-09 Published: 8-14-04
Status: In-Progress

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Just a Silly Shower

2007-11-18T06:02:09-08:00

Author: claidibabaa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 24, Words: 44,835, Reviews: 419 Updated: 11-18-07 Published: 9-18-05
Status: In-Progress

“You’d better stop whatever you think you’re doing. I look out for her you know!” And Draco had stepped forward, till he was eye to eye with Harry, standing not a hair’s breadth away. “I look out for her too.” DHr

Fire Dragon

2010-06-01T10:32:52-08:00

Author: sunne
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 69, Words: 307,710, Reviews: 1835 Updated: 6-1-10 Published: 2-9-07
Status: Complete

Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.

Strawberries

2006-04-18T15:25:56-08:00

Author: A Paris Romance
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 98 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD

Moments In Time

2008-03-13T06:07:09-08:00

Author: hate2luv
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,138, Reviews: 44 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

Untold encounters between Draco and Hermione

General Feelings: Old, Very

2007-09-16T23:14:42-08:00

Author: Marmalade Fever
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,555, Reviews: 73 Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

Hermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.

Eight and Eighth

2009-08-01T13:58:50-08:00

Author: Marmalade Fever
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 33, Words: 102,836, Reviews: 2232 Updated: 8-1-09 Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

Bring Me To Life

2008-04-29T03:46:30-08:00

Author: luckei1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 12, Words: 63,604, Reviews: 631 Updated: 4-29-08 Published: 6-27-07
Status: Complete

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

St Mungo's Anatomy

2011-06-14T23:27:39-08:00

Author: Friendorfoesnape
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 20, Words: 53,486, Reviews: 294 Updated: 6-14-11 Published: 3-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Post-Hogwarts. Not Deathly Hallows compliant. Draco and Hermione work side by side in St. Mungo's. Lots of pure Draco/Hermione banter. Draco/Hermione, Ginny/Harry, Luna/Blaise, and who knows maybe more.....

Future Parents Program

2006-11-28T08:04:52-08:00

Author: Avari20
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 15, Words: 50,432, Reviews: 1012 Updated: 11-28-06 Published: 12-22-05
Status: Complete

AU 7th year...This was not Draco’s day. Hermione unceremoniously shoved something under his nose. It was a doll.“Draco Malfoy, meet your child.” “Doesn’t look a thing like me,” he told her. “Been seeing the milkman behind my back, Granger?”

Flying Lessons

2006-02-12T18:07:33-08:00

Author: Starflower-Gem
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 35 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot DMHG Draco comes across a rather amusing sight when he goes out to practice his flying skills on valentines day. Hermione ends up in the lake, and Draco ends up saving her...and kissing her?

Jackknifed

2007-05-18T09:54:03-08:00

Author: ElfMaidenOfLight
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 23, Words: 39,119, Reviews: 661 Updated: 5-18-07 Published: 2-17-07
Status: Complete

Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.

Ambiguities

2007-11-24T12:24:53-08:00

Author: ElfMaidenOfLight
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,010, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-24-07
Status: Complete

Post Deathly Hallows. Draco Malfoy finds himself standing in the middle of Platform Nine and Three Quarters, yet he doesn't remember how he got there and everything seems to be out of place. What's happening to him?

All I Want

2007-07-19T17:06:43-08:00

Author: blue movies
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,700, Reviews: 216 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.

Corruptive

2007-12-13T21:22:41-08:00

Author: Marauders Gal
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,020, Reviews: 833 Updated: 12-13-07 Published: 9-21-04
Status: In-Progress

When Hermione wakes up tied to Draco's bed in Malfoy Manor, he attempts to poison her and then Lucius gives her some rather shocking news over dinner, things seem like they can't get any worse for the poor girl. And then they do.

Hermione's Hiccups

2007-05-07T18:26:01-08:00

Author: Dying Romance
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,297, Reviews: 125 Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!

By the Way

2007-03-02T13:37:38-08:00

Author: provocative envy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 18, Words: 22,068, Reviews: 508 Updated: 3-2-07 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

COMPLETE: It was exquisite, the way his face fell, the way his eyes grew round, the way his mouth dropped open: he was a study in disappointment, his dashed hopes cluttering the space that loomed large and noticeable in between us. DHr.

Lightning

2007-11-26T10:04:22-08:00

Author: provocative envy
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,282, Reviews: 61 Updated: 11-26-07 Published: 11-9-07
Status: In-Progress

I remembered the times he’d made me cry, warned me not to, the times our bare legs had entwined themselves in his bed sheets, and all the while I’d felt ashamed, disgusted, atrophied, in the aftermath.

Impeccable

2004-03-29T05:24:59-08:00

Author: zarah joyce
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,893, Reviews: 92 Published: 3-29-04
Status: Complete

Three words, Malfoy. Three damned words after three damned years. Rather ironic, don't you think?

Freedom to Become

2003-07-09T18:54:09-08:00

Author: zarah joyce
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,567, Reviews: 100 Published: 7-9-03
Status: Complete

It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.

A Secret Thought

2011-04-25T17:31:15-08:00

Author: ElishaX
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 32, Words: 51,967, Reviews: 499 Updated: 4-25-11 Published: 5-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Hermione has a deadly secret. She hides if from the world. Everyone believes there is nothing wrong, except for Malfoy. He's the one boy she despises, the only one who seems to notice, and the one boy she is forced to share Common Rooms with.

Twelve Steps

2007-07-19T15:56:16-08:00

Author: luckei1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,584, Reviews: 107 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.

Short Stick

2007-01-06T19:03:57-08:00

Author: luckei1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,765, Reviews: 92 Published: 1-6-07
Status: Complete

When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick

Memory Lapses

2007-09-09T13:27:57-08:00

Author: luckei1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,935, Reviews: 86 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione

His Patronus

2007-12-08T15:08:08-08:00

Author: Hazel-Buttafly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,149, Reviews: 93 Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.

Firewhisky

2007-07-20T13:52:32-08:00

Author: Rosarita Sauvage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,891, Reviews: 57 Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

Hermione and Draco duel in the hallway and get sentenced to detention. Boredom brings on the Firewhisky... Laughter insues. Oneshot. Rated T for language and drinking.

Addicted to Mints

2007-04-16T07:42:01-08:00

Author: Lacklustre
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,715, Reviews: 65 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

Draco Malfoy is an addict. A mint addict… A light Dramione Oneshot.

Of PJs and Panties

2006-12-16T23:41:43-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

“And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.” [oneshot]

Christmas Lies

2006-12-21T01:03:36-08:00

Author: Zero Is Plural
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,958, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

“What is the meaning of this, Granger? I know that I am devastatingly attractive, but Accioing me is terribly unbecoming and little stalkerish.” [oneshot, terribly chiched]

Along Enemy Lines

2007-02-27T15:32:16-08:00

Author: dracosxmistress
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,237, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-27-07 Published: 12-13-06
Status: Complete

Second Oneshot. She snorted. ‘And what caused you to suddenly kiss me? Surely not attraction.’ She chuckled lightly. His eyes snapped to her face before his hands pulled it back to meet hers. ‘Now what makes you say that?’

Amortentia

2006-05-06T21:40:12-08:00

Author: Mrs Pierre Bouvier
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,569, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-6-06
Status: Complete

Set during HBP, it's supposed to smell differently according to what attracts us...I can smell freshly mown grass and new parchment What Hermione really smelled along with the secret obsession behind it. DMHG Read and review!

Brightly Shone the Stars

2006-12-16T00:18:24-08:00

Author: Kyra4
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,497, Reviews: 69 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Cute Christmas oneshot! Rather fluffier than my usual style. Rated T only to be safe. In which Draco slips out of a Christmas party for some fresh air and runs afoul of a garden gnome...

Loose Lips and Fingertips

2007-12-28T15:21:41-08:00

Author: spadul
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 27 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

He falls asleep with his back facing her. A drabble.

The Flatmate

2008-01-02T23:27:11-08:00

Author: attica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,447, Reviews: 110 Published: 1-2-08
Status: In-Progress

It’s been scientifically proven that knocking a bloke unconscious may also cause that same bloke to wake up to startling revelations about his life.' Draco learns that witnessing unreciprocated love isn’t as painful as experiencing it. DHr. Part 1 of 2.

I Am With You

2006-11-12T20:20:40-08:00

Author: SilverBlades
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-12-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Sometimes two eyes meet at exactly the same moment. Draco Malfoy knows this, and he knows she knows it as well. He continues to watch her, and he does not regret it, only that he has never told her what he wanted her to know all along. DHr.

Throwing Frozen Water

2005-12-28T22:41:43-08:00

Author: SilverBlades
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] On Christmas Day, during Head Patrol, Hermione teaches Draco how to throw 'frozen water'. Both get closer after the experience. DHr.

The Broom Closet Plots

2006-02-15T17:49:37-08:00

Author: trieste
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,488, Reviews: 73 Published: 2-15-06
Status: Complete

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

You Don't Deserve to Die

2003-09-12T05:24:26-08:00

Author: dracoJAE
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,159, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-12-03 Published: 7-8-03
Status: In-Progress

A 1-shot fic... (DHr pic attached) Her eyes flew open, and she stifled a scream. She was staring into eyes a tinge of blue and gray... eyes with a depth she could feel herself falling into... She was in the embrace of Draco Malfoy.

If You Come Back

2004-04-19T07:40:10-08:00

Author: dracoJAE
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 11, Words: 19,705, Reviews: 223 Updated: 4-19-04 Published: 3-12-03
Status: In-Progress

[CHAP11 UP! AND YES, THIS IS NEWLY UPDATED!] Ron & Hermione were ONCE together... but Ron dumps Mione for a part-Veela. Meanwhile Hermione is working on a Transfiguration project with none other than the hated Draco Malfoy...(Set in the 7th year)

An Unpleasant Arrangement

2006-08-07T14:46:45-08:00

Author: Artichokie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,444, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Draco and Hermione Ficlet. Their first kiss. Whoo.

I'd Rather Kiss a Frog, Ferret Boy!

2007-01-04T16:21:27-08:00

Author: Aviusa
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,300, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-4-07
Status: Complete

The afternoon before Christmas Malfoy and Hermione get stuck under the mistletoe. No confessions of Dramione love here, ever!

Still Walking After You

2006-07-24T02:00:31-08:00

Author: blackletterofpain
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,757, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Draco's lips connected with hers. The kiss was hesitant, but it was passionate. Her arms went to his neck, his hands to her waist. It was so wrong, but it felt so right. [DMHG]

In His Sleep

2006-05-25T01:45:10-08:00

Author: silveris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,603, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-25-06
Status: In-Progress

She studied him as he slept...and now she's really smitten. DHr.

Trust Me

2007-02-23T03:37:19-08:00

Author: silveris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,718, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

DMHG. Just trust. And you'll be free.