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Teacups are the Nemesis of Small Furry Animals

2006-09-13T00:34:32-08:00

Author: Hexterior
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 39 Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

During the first scene in HBP, Fudge turned a teacup into a gerbil, and the Prime Minister 'gave the gerbil to his delighted niece'. Here is the tale of the girl Annabel, and the rather unfortunate gerbil named Teacup...it's canon!

Lucius' Everyday Adventures

2006-07-30T14:10:50-08:00

Author: GlowingGold
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lucius M.
Chapters: 24, Words: 7,150, Reviews: 88 Updated: 7-30-06 Published: 12-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Follow Lucius through his everyday adventures, from lunch to his Death Eater duties.

HP and the Unorthodox Plot That Has No End

2005-12-12T10:33:50-08:00

Author: Snibe
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-12-05
Status: In-Progress

An amusing parody for all of you to enjoy. Harry is stuck in a mysterious.. world, shall we say.. and can't get out.. Unless he spends an entire chapter.. or rather day in each vortex. Complicated, but well worth the read.. honest! :P

Strength in the Weak and Courage in the Afraid

2005-11-28T20:41:23-08:00

Author: Lyxli
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neville L. & Draco M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,613, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-28-05 Published: 11-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Neville Longbottom is the typical weak type. Or is he? Neville magically turns into the most popular kid in school! He is strong, brave, and smart and even knocks ot Draco! R&R, please!

The Inevitable Ending

2005-10-09T13:39:15-08:00

Author: Super Ceech
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,690, Reviews: 76 Published: 10-9-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...

Hermione and the FuzzleWuzzles

2005-11-27T17:49:35-08:00

Author: redsoxfreak01
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,027, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-27-05 Published: 10-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Hermione is banished from the universe by Harry and Ron. She befriends some FuzzleWuzzles and wants to get revenge. Please R&R!

Insane Potterized Christmas Carols

2002-12-08T09:31:08-08:00

Author: Marina Floyr
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,238, Reviews: 74 Updated: 12-8-02 Published: 12-6-00
Status: In-Progress

A Holiday Extravaganza of Parodized Songs!

The Hogwarts Diaries

2005-09-25T01:21:40-08:00

Author: M'selle de Paris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,331, Reviews: 33 Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

Dumbledore has a plan to strengthen relationships between houses...and here it is, in writing: all is revealed in the interhouse journal! Purely puerile.

Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens!

2005-09-24T20:35:10-08:00

Author: truemizzie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sirius B. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 32 Published: 9-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!

The Umbridge Haters club

2005-11-02T05:08:49-08:00

Author: Topkitten
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Dolores U.
Chapters: 17, Words: 8,136, Reviews: 190 Updated: 11-2-05 Published: 11-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Do you hate Umbridge? Join the club! A selection of songs, and now scenes, designed to make you laugh and Umbridge go red.And also no flames please, cos i can b nasty when i want, as u will no if u read this.

HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens!

2005-09-23T14:59:47-08:00

Author: truemizzie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 60 Published: 9-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!

Crazy Chats with the Harry Potter Characters

2005-04-08T22:17:42-08:00

Author: Elladora D. Jobberknoll
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 13, Words: 22,820, Reviews: 170 Updated: 4-8-05 Published: 7-15-04
Status: In-Progress

Elladora is now a wonderful interviewer of Harry Potter characters! But is that really a good thing? Character humiliation! Scandal! Laughs! Craziness! Snog requests! And perhaps the most crazy of all ... Voldemort as a cameraman?

The Diary of Lord Voldemort Book 6

2005-08-21T17:37:48-08:00

Author: Nerdtastic1312
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,023, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-21-05 Published: 8-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Is Lord Voldemort really as bad as he seems? Or is he just misunderstood and really a nice, funny, warm person on the inside?

Hairy Pawter and the Order of the Fleanix

2005-09-08T14:44:38-08:00

Author: applexc0re
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 833, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-8-05
Status: In-Progress

A Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix parody. Disclaimer: I am not the genius here, JKR is. But, if you have the urge to call me a genius, you may do so.

Harry Potter Parodies

2005-11-27T17:49:17-08:00

Author: redsoxfreak01
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 3,244, Reviews: 39 Updated: 11-27-05 Published: 9-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter song parodies written by me! Please R&R!

The Way It Really Happened

2005-10-01T21:22:39-08:00

Author: CallingMidnight
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,750, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-1-05 Published: 9-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Are you plagued by unsightly nosehairs? Don't know what to do about those nasty zits? Do your toes host a strange looking fungus? Then you might want to see a doctor. But in the meantime, read my story, it might just amuse you!

Hermione's Fairytale

2005-09-02T09:30:53-08:00

Author: Skittlehog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-2-05
Status: Complete

A parody of fairytales about Hermione waiting for Prince Charming. OneShot!

Hogwarts Weirdest Life

2006-02-12T19:53:33-08:00

Author: Goddess Michelle
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,321, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-12-06 Published: 7-29-05
Status: In-Progress

It is just another crazy, fun, Hogwarts chat. Story was called Hogwarts Chat. NEED REVIEWS! cries and begs

The Magical Tale of the Mischievous Malfoys

2006-05-02T17:00:44-08:00

Author: YouGotPhoned
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 8,400, Reviews: 44 Updated: 5-2-06 Published: 8-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Everyone has been jinxed! Harry's in love, Hermione's confused, FredandGeorge are stuck together, and Ron is... well.. you'll see. Mild HD slash, only hinted at. Just some... gazing fondly. Rated T for language and ...er... innuendo. OOC, but for a reason

Hogwarts The Musical

2005-09-10T04:22:33-08:00

Author: Staraito
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 21, Words: 12,051, Reviews: 53 Updated: 9-10-05 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Music always fills the air in my rendion of Harrys 6th year. It takes twists, turns, sing along to well know songs and fall in love with drama and romance. R&R please

Hyper Hogwarts

2006-01-18T04:10:39-08:00

Author: butterrocksmyflipflops
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 16, Words: 16,698, Reviews: 55 Updated: 1-18-06 Published: 9-4-05
Status: In-Progress

7th year is so hip and happening at Hogwarts! doesn't that name remind you of warts? anyway, only read if on sugar high! extremely...um...Interesting... stuff in here though! i promise!

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape?

2005-11-08T11:06:30-08:00

Author: Vivien Nimue
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 14, Words: 7,775, Reviews: 245 Updated: 11-8-05 Published: 1-20-03
Status: In-Progress

A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st

Hogwarts Professors: The Lost Scenes

2008-07-11T00:17:48-08:00

Author: Keol101
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: R. Hooch & Minerva M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,505, Reviews: 52 Updated: 7-11-08 Published: 8-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Huzzah! New chapter! Hooch and Snape find themselves alone in the Three Broomsticks together thinking about the past. And it's not all pretty. Although, oddly blueberry flavored...

Not Another Karaoke Contest

2005-09-02T08:25:16-08:00

Author: BeachBum754
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 50, Words: 31,145, Reviews: 427 Updated: 9-2-05 Published: 7-29-03
Status: In-Progress

This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!

The Harry Potter Universe Survival Guide

2006-02-06T11:01:21-08:00

Author: Smirnoff Ryuu
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,119, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-6-06 Published: 8-31-05
Status: In-Progress

An opinionated guide through the world of Harry Potter taking you from find out your a wizard to battling the evil Lord Voldemort...if your name is Harry Potter

Harry Potter Short Stories of the Future

2005-09-03T06:09:42-08:00

Author: Smirnoff Ryuu
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 968, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Short story predicitions of the futures of some of the Harry Potter Characters

The Real Origin of The Scar!

2004-09-28T16:04:00-08:00

Author: waldorf88
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-28-04 Published: 7-16-04
Status: In-Progress

What if the story told to Harry Potter about the origin of his scar wasn't true?

Adventures in Wally World: The Revised Edition

2005-12-31T10:06:39-08:00

Author: griffin14
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 30, Words: 22,793, Reviews: 118 Updated: 12-31-05 Published: 10-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Harry and his posse in WalMart. Relive all those fun moments of last summer. Harry break dancing, Feeny showing up and killing Mr. Weasley, the writers of this fic getting really mad. All the good times. REVIEW. Losers.

On Potions Mastery

2004-12-01T09:56:56-08:00

Author: buggaboo1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 30 Published: 12-1-04
Status: Complete

Severus Snape: Potions Master or Potions master? Just a short and hopefully funny drabble on one of my fan fiction pet peeves.

Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody

2005-09-25T01:18:37-08:00

Author: waldorf88
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 21, Words: 8,119, Reviews: 313 Updated: 9-25-05 Published: 9-10-04
Status: In-Progress

A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!

Harry Potter goes Gangsta

2007-08-25T21:22:07-08:00

Author: Gryffindor620
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 5,759, Reviews: 48 Updated: 8-25-07 Published: 8-29-04
Status: In-Progress

What if the world of Harry Potter went gangsta? UPDATED Aug. 26, 2007

Harry Potter and the Endless World of Cliches

2005-07-05T12:04:04-08:00

Author: Operatic
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,598, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-5-05 Published: 5-20-05
Status: Complete

A suiting end to Harry Potter. WARNING: Complete sillines!

Voldy One More Time

2005-07-05T10:27:22-08:00

Author: Serenity Muse
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-5-05
Status: Complete

Song parody, based on Britney's 'Baby One More Time' and sung by Harry. Please read and review.

The Singing Sensations

2005-11-25T17:16:33-08:00

Author: ronsparkles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: George W.
Chapters: 14, Words: 8,449, Reviews: 109 Updated: 11-25-05 Published: 5-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Fred & George are bored and planning a prank. Not to mention, they are hyped up on sugar and RedBull. Read to find what horrors they release onto Hogwarts. They curse everyone to sing Chicago. Hilarious!

Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction

2005-07-15T01:12:28-08:00

Author: Gryffindor777
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 20, Words: 45,136, Reviews: 380 Updated: 7-15-05 Published: 5-22-05
Status: Complete

Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r

OOC and Immature

2005-07-12T18:48:15-08:00

Author: TheRutles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Wacky things happen. Hardly a surprise.

The Greasy Haired Git and the Bad Rhyming Fit

2005-07-24T01:27:18-08:00

Author: buggaboo1
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,019, Reviews: 155 Updated: 7-24-05 Published: 7-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 4. Spoiler Alert! Good heavens, this year, it has been quite a bummer. It started when one night in early midsummer the Black sisters paid me an unwelcome call. I should have just shown them the door, one and all!

How Harry SHOULD Vanquish the Dark Side

2005-12-19T16:18:47-08:00

Author: EldestMushroom
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,536, Reviews: 23 Updated: 12-19-05 Published: 11-16-04
Status: In-Progress

How I think Harry should destroy Voldemort. Forget the prophecy, hello Plan Annoy Voldie! Rated PG13 cause I feel like it. oh, and I started writing this before the 6th book came out and I'm gonna keep writing it like that book never came out. Why? cuz it

If You Give Voldemort a Wand

2005-05-23T14:49:49-08:00

Author: Jessi the Fangirl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-23-05
Status: Complete

If you give Voldemort a wand, it ain't gonna be pretty.