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and pleasant is the fairy land

2006-09-25T17:55:53-08:00

Author: incandescens
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-25-06
Status: Complete

Hogwarts has many secrets. One comes round every seven years. And pleasant is the fairy land for those that in it dwell . . .

The Desk

2009-09-23T18:07:15-08:00

Author: opalish
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 79 Published: 9-23-09
Status: Complete

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Unlikely Allies

2008-04-25T15:27:24-08:00

Author: jbern
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Draco M. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,825, Reviews: 26 Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

Two members of the Hogwarts Board of Governors, Ginny Potter and Draco Malfoy, seek to control the future of the school through bold actions and cunning. The question is who is bold and who is cunning.

Night and Day

2009-11-12T20:42:02-08:00

Author: C.Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Andromeda T. & Ted T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,052, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-12-09 Published: 10-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Forced to tutor Ted Tonks, Andromeda Black is reluctantly drawn to the geeky boy whose life is so very different from her own. But Ted wants to be part of her world, and he really won't take no for an answer.

Teeth

2006-09-14T15:06:36-08:00

Author: Manicr
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 142 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Harry draws a picture at school of someone from his dreams, it really wasn't up to him to decide. PreHogwarts, slight AU. Disturbing or mordidly amusing, you choose.

Magical Contracts

2007-12-12T17:15:01-08:00

Author: Kalen Darkmoon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,270, Reviews: 196 Published: 12-12-07
Status: Complete

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

An Unexpected Assignment

2009-07-28T18:21:05-08:00

Author: BellatriaMusica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,546, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Written for Healer Pomfrey's summer challenge. Something in Quirrell's classroom has been making people ill. Dumbledore makes Snape inform the youngest students. Snape gives one of them more than she bargained for. Set after Philosopher's Stone.

Getting Soft

2009-03-15T20:24:43-08:00

Author: BellatriaMusica
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Severus S. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,249, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Response to Healer Pomfrey's March writing challenge. Remus falls ill; his colleagues step in to help, some more reluctantly than others.

His Wrath

2009-08-14T14:38:33-08:00

Author: Reidluver
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Pairing: Draco M. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,317, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

When Voldemort issues an order, he expects it to be followed. Those who fail to do so must suffer the consequences, as Draco is about to find out. HBP spoilers.

Robots!

2009-04-02T07:38:07-08:00

Author: Batsutousai
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Fred W. & George W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 23 Updated: 4-2-09 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.

NO TROUBLE

2005-03-23T07:53:09-08:00

Author: Bellegeste
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,670, Reviews: 59 Published: 3-23-05
Status: Complete

It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. One shot, no slash, no fluff. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!

THE BLACK SPOT

2009-09-22T03:26:20-08:00

Author: Bellegeste
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,461, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-22-09
Status: Complete

Cruel humiliation for Snape as he suffers under the dreaded curse of The Black Spot. Talk Like a Pirate Day mini-challenge.

Wicked

2007-02-25T15:24:50-08:00

Author: Evandar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 31 Published: 2-25-07
Status: Complete

No one mourns the wicked except those who needed them. Hints of HPLV slash and minor spoilers for HBP. Oneshot.

Facing

2003-06-27T11:42:41-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-27-03
Status: Complete

Companion to Late and Belated. After Sirius's death, Remus becomes Harry's new guardian. RLxSB. AU since HBP.

Waking Dream

2004-08-03T17:51:27-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,411, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-3-04
Status: Complete

When the Death Eaters attack Hogwarts, Snape and Tonks escape into the tunnels. After days have gone by and they have not found the way out, the tunnels take on a sureal quality. SnapexTonks. AU since HBP.

People Sirius Loves

2005-01-31T08:54:30-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,608, Reviews: 59 Published: 1-31-05
Status: Complete

Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.

Beetle's Beloved

2005-01-20T07:15:45-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Rita S. & Sybill T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-20-05
Status: Complete

One-shot, Rita Skeeter x Sibyll Trelawney. Rita sneaks into the castle to comfort Sibyll after Umbridge sacks her.

Tonks's Worst Friday

2005-11-19T08:24:55-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-19-05
Status: Complete

After unsuccessfully attempting to break up with Tonks, Remus resorts to interdepartmental memos. Tonks's response to them causes chaos in the Auror office. Mentions of Remus x Sirius and Remus x Kingsley. Not for Remus x Tonks fans.

How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help

2007-04-10T15:58:16-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-10-07
Status: Complete

Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.

The Pottercrumb Tinies

2007-08-13T18:44:06-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

The Harry Potter version of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, Edward Gorey's macabre children who died horrid deaths. DH spoilers. Cowritten with my boyfriend, Mr. Marauder.

Another Round of Slughorn

2009-08-05T15:56:37-08:00

Author: Marauder
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & Charity B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-5-09
Status: Complete

The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.

Headmaster Snape

2007-10-27T09:59:34-08:00

Author: shadowycat
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,494, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-27-07
Status: Complete

This is a missing scene fic. Snape returns to Hogwarts, in what would be Harry's seventh year, to take up the position of Headmaster of the school. Complete.

Miscues

2007-04-03T06:50:15-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Prof. Vector & Argus F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,978, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-3-07
Status: Complete

In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word billiard, 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.

Metastasis

2007-04-18T07:20:07-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Godric G. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,620, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-18-07
Status: Complete

It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...

Unholy

2007-06-23T22:29:08-08:00

Author: Lady Salazar
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,857, Reviews: 139 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot

A Weasley Family Thanksgiving

2008-11-27T12:15:32-08:00

Author: JoeMerl
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Fred W. & Molly W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 22 Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not right... Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal.

Origin Story

2009-10-30T11:29:59-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 18,113, Reviews: 36 Updated: 10-30-09 Published: 10-4-08
Status: In-Progress

Describing the formation and first adventure of the Justice League of Hogwarts. Hey, if you're going to do a superpowered Harry story, do it right, that's what I say.

The Rest of the Fanfic: Prophet of Doom

2003-12-04T11:26:08-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 642, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-4-03
Status: Complete

A speculative history of a certain HP character. With apologies to Paul Harvey.

A Sorting Song by Dumbledore

2006-12-03T11:10:01-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Albus D. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

A companion to Textualsphinx's A Sorting Song by Severus. Nobody outdoes Albus when it comes to patter songs.

Unaltered

2007-08-06T13:57:17-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

Drabble. There are, indeed, many disadvantages to serving evil...

The Season of Giving

2007-11-17T12:24:31-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Helga H. & Godric G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,495, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

Founders era. Sometimes, it's not just the thought that counts.

The Slave of Duty

2008-04-19T08:32:57-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Poppy P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Warning: Very bad joke ahead. Read at your own risk.

First Years

2009-01-31T14:44:47-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Charity B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,734, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Shortly before their first banquet as Hogwarts professors, Severus Snape and Charity Burbage have an illuminating conversation.

Easements

2009-03-27T18:31:24-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Prof. Sinistra
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-27-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. Takes place at the end of the beginning-of-term banquet in OotP.

Defections

2009-07-26T11:54:45-08:00

Author: Qoheleth
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.

Luna's Apparitions

2007-08-16T13:30:58-08:00

Author: Translucent Darkness
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Luna L. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,909, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-16-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. 'Before him stood a room of ghosts, wraiths forever dancing in the night.' Luna shows her friends a special room in Hogwarts where in the night memories dance to the music of a spectral orchestra.

Recalled to Life

2008-01-03T14:12:59-08:00

Author: Translucent Darkness
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Pairing: Luna L. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,532, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Luna manages to get Professor Snape to open up a bit as they discuss novels over hot cocoa.

A Little Squib

2008-02-25T14:36:37-08:00

Author: Translucent Darkness
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Dobby
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,336, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Parody of Sweeney Todd. What exactly do the house-elves put in the Hogwarts meat pies?

Toxin

2007-09-30T01:20:01-08:00

Author: Nankinmai
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,765, Reviews: 24 Updated: 9-30-07 Published: 9-27-07
Status: Complete

[Venom's Sequel. AU] He should have asked. He should have remembered. But who would have thought that the Potter brat's blood could be so deadly.

Venom

2007-09-30T01:21:24-08:00

Author: Nankinmai
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 914, Reviews: 71 Updated: 9-30-07 Published: 8-11-07
Status: Complete

He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.

A Mistaken Sorting

2008-05-15T09:42:47-08:00

Author: Silver Pard
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 10, Words: 21,498, Reviews: 472 Updated: 5-15-08 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2009-10-04T10:40:14-08:00

Author: Secondpillow
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Bellatrix L. & Seamus F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,358, Reviews: 198 Updated: 10-4-09 Published: 8-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Rectifier

2009-08-14T10:00:14-08:00

Author: Niger Aquila
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Albus D.
Chapters: 21, Words: 67,537, Reviews: 474 Updated: 8-14-09 Published: 9-27-05
Status: In-Progress

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

How to Tell the Truth from the Lies

2006-07-08T19:23:40-08:00

Author: Lady Azar de Tameran
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Salazar S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 31, Words: 168,086, Reviews: 410 Updated: 7-8-06 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

AU. Very few HBP spoilers. History books say that Salazar Slytherin was an evil wizard, but a thousand years after his death, Slytherin returns to save the Wizarding World. Or something like that. A Harry is Salazar story. HPLL.

Questions Unspoken

2008-03-23T20:14:28-08:00

Author: Lady Azar de Tameran
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 781, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

One Shot. "Why am I doing this?" That very thought entered Harry’s mind one day, only to never leave. Blatantly ignores HBP and DH.

Future Imperfect

2008-10-11T21:16:19-08:00

Author: Lady Azar de Tameran
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,767, Reviews: 57 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn’t. Time travel. Potential future slash.

Marriage in Mind

2009-07-08T17:35:23-08:00

Author: Lady Azar de Tameran
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,149, Reviews: 71 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn’t even attend her best friend’s funeral. Harry has other ideas.

Namesake

2007-09-22T15:58:19-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 739, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

“We could call him Sirius?” What's in a name?

Things That Go Bump In The Night

2007-09-22T14:28:51-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Molly W. & Arthur W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-22-07
Status: In-Progress

First take one ghoul. Stun it, and stuff it into pyjamas before it has time to struggle. Add red hair. Cover the final product liberally in large painful boils. What you produce using this method should be a perfect replica for a Weasley with spattergroit

Photo Impact

2007-09-06T16:43:15-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Colin C. & Dennis C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-6-07
Status: Complete

For Colin, it had never stopped being an adventure DH spoilers