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Stupid pills

2006-10-02T20:20:52-08:00

Author: weirdest1
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 4,122, Reviews: 61 Updated: 10-2-06 Published: 6-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Tsunade leaves for the week and Naruto magicaly acquires some Stupid pills and wrecks havoc among Konoha...Who will be next?...On to Number 4!

Neji's Pimp Life

2008-06-16T17:57:47-08:00

Author: princezzme
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Neji H.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,643, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-16-08 Published: 1-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Neji is a pimp he has fangirls and he hustles food pills.Major OOCness.Major Ghettoness.NejiTen SasuIno SasuSaku if u'll call it that even.

Fingerprints

2008-06-28T12:06:11-08:00

Author: JazzyCat
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-28-08
Status: Complete

Cracky oneshot. Sasuke doesn't have fingerprints. Why is that?

Jaws and Ice Cubes

2008-09-08T18:38:23-08:00

Author: Rozen14
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Orochimaru & Kisame H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

The two most famous yet old tricks in the book

Ninja Galaxy!

2008-09-27T23:17:27-08:00

Author: Black Magic Necromancer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,255, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-27-08 Published: 9-9-08
Status: In-Progress

Naruto and his friends are faced with a new kind of evil! None other than the infamous Darth Vadar and MORE! Will Naruto and his buddies win in an epic battle of stupidity and force! Will they be mind controlled! Find Out!

Dear Sasuke

2008-09-09T07:12:19-08:00

Author: Astrocam
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,211, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-9-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke didn't realize how difficult it was to keep up with all of the emails he received from fan girls. Then, his friends tried to help him, but of course, things went wrong. //No pairings, one-shot//

Ways To Piss Off The Naruto Characters

2008-11-23T12:39:06-08:00

Author: MusicAgainstTheHeart
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 3,552, Reviews: 48 Updated: 11-23-08 Published: 9-10-08
Status: Complete

Want to get the Naruto Characters on your bad side? Well if you do, CLICK ON THE MAGICAL BUTTON!

akatsuki chat room

2009-06-07T12:53:05-08:00

Author: rubyluvsrubedo
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 1,277, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-7-09 Published: 9-11-08
Status: In-Progress

youd have to know me to get the jokes on the names anyway funny just something i made up in my mad science lab of a mind O.o XD Chapter five is up

Amnesia!

2008-10-24T02:30:11-08:00

Author: Black Lighted Clouds
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,899, Reviews: 40 Updated: 10-24-08 Published: 9-11-08
Status: Complete

Kakashi has amnesia. He's convinced Sasuke is his son. How? Blame Guy. Will be more humourous in later chapters.

Pit of DEATH!

2008-09-01T15:56:20-08:00

Author: GloomyDay13
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Sakura are stuck in a hole filling with water because Naruto has a sick sence of Humor. Like me AND HINATA SPEAKS RANDOM I.M! Sasuke is very OOC and Naruto almost kills Kiba. RUN KIBA RUN!

Naruto and Sasqutach

2008-09-12T16:00:27-08:00

Author: LegendaryWhiteBoy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Naruto, Jiraiya, some Beef Jerky and Sasquatch...you get picture

Kisame speaks whale

2008-09-12T15:37:42-08:00

Author: K. Nefertiti
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kisame H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,159, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

Apparently, the Akatsuki found out. Kisame could speak whale.

Purple Pills

2008-09-12T21:24:00-08:00

Author: iKannSpel
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gaara & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 861, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-12-08
Status: Complete

oneshot about Gaara and the effects of some...well, you'll see XD

Akatsuki at the Zoo

2007-09-18T17:03:56-08:00

Author: Mink Shindo
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 18 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

Crack chronicles of the Akatsuki.

Love is Dreaminess

2007-08-24T02:38:36-08:00

Author: bunnypopcorn
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-24-07
Status: Complete

Sakura and Sasuke are alone and bored until Sakura gives Sasuke a quiz from her magazine...SasuSaku Fluff

Sasuke's Trip to Granny's House

2006-10-01T12:49:05-08:00

Author: pathetic's OK
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-1-06 Published: 7-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke's been forced to take care of his grandmother who he didn't even know existed for a week! How will he survive? How can he escape? Find out by reading!

Lee's Fantastically Youthful Birthday Jubilation

2005-11-27T09:15:27-08:00

Author: The Hobbit Lass
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lee R. & Gai M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,049, Reviews: 32 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Oh joy! It is Lee’s birthday, right when he is at the height of his youth! Sadly, he and Gai are the only ones who seem to care.

Akatsuki Antics

2006-11-06T09:32:02-08:00

Author: Capito Celcior
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Kisame H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,460, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-6-06 Published: 9-19-06
Status: In-Progress

So, you thought that Akatsuki was the ultimate evil, the nine greatest vilains of all the Shinobi Nations gathered? I think not. Behold and see, the side that they hide from everyone else. Their flaws, their joys, their quirks, their HUMANITY! R&R lots an

The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done

2008-04-14T15:53:23-08:00

Author: Ally1313
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Gai M. & Neji H.
Chapters: 22, Words: 35,902, Reviews: 301 Updated: 4-14-08 Published: 7-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!

Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity

2007-09-02T07:46:50-08:00

Author: kaotic312
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 14, Words: 19,782, Reviews: 271 Updated: 9-2-07 Published: 7-4-07
Status: Complete

Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE

Naruto Truth or Dare

2007-08-21T15:04:56-08:00

Author: erigstimloveles
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 26, Words: 35,683, Reviews: 1207 Updated: 8-21-07 Published: 8-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!

If GuySensei Was Hokage

2007-08-24T13:25:34-08:00

Author: TentenNTemari
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gai M. & Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,595, Reviews: 24 Published: 8-24-07
Status: Complete

OneShot. Lee can't get to sleep one night so Guy tells him a bedtime story about if he was Hokage. VERY hilarious or your laughter back! Please read and review!

Misunderstood

2006-09-05T16:17:17-08:00

Author: Novelist Pup
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyuubi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 43 Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]

What REALLY Goes On In Akatsuki

2007-02-23T10:09:49-08:00

Author: adochan
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 41 Published: 2-23-07
Status: Complete

Crack. Literally. Will make your brain melt.

The Match

2007-08-17T05:54:48-08:00

Author: you.broke.a.promise
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 34 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

Kakashi vs Sasuke in a rap battle. CRACK ensues.

cookie crazy

2006-12-30T19:47:08-08:00

Author: can you say lazy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-30-06
Status: Complete

just read it and [fyi] it's a crack fic it's suppose sound like i was on crack when i wrote it

how they found out

2007-02-07T12:47:03-08:00

Author: serindipity
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-7-07
Status: Complete

this is how the naruto world found out about crack crack fix bad kakashi 2 bitch slaps

Another Secret

2007-08-23T14:25:37-08:00

Author: The Supplanter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

...becomes exposed when Guy challenges Kakashi to another bet. This time, it's lethal.

Going Commando: A Documentary

2009-01-28T11:52:02-08:00

Author: evilsockofghana
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gai M. & Lee R.
Chapters: 14, Words: 10,913, Reviews: 146 Updated: 1-28-09 Published: 3-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.

A Cold with a Twist

2008-02-17T22:05:33-08:00

Author: Alex Supercaly
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Deidara & Itachi U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 12,537, Reviews: 63 Updated: 2-17-08 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

Deidara, Itachi,and Tobi get sick but how does Itachi become a weasel?

Two's a Crowd

2008-09-20T11:05:20-08:00

Author: Aizoh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,264, Reviews: 33 Updated: 9-20-08 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

What would happen if the Akatsuki lived together? Ate breakfast together? What if they were like the average sitcom family! God knows what could happen, just brace yourself... Completed!

PWNT

2007-07-14T12:34:31-08:00

Author: XxOrangeGreenRed
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 635, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

What happens when Naruto is left in the hands of kids on crack? A funny one shot story on the true life of naruto. D

Akatsuki Sleepover

2008-04-05T09:51:55-08:00

Author: Raenef the 6th
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Kisame H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,730, Reviews: 75 Updated: 4-5-08 Published: 7-18-07
Status: In-Progress

5 year old Itachi goes over to five year old Kisame's house. Pure Crack. Collab with Music in the Dark.

Naruto: Behind the Scenes

2007-08-14T09:56:20-08:00

Author: copygeijutsuka
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 14, Words: 22,361, Reviews: 107 Updated: 8-14-07 Published: 2-19-07
Status: In-Progress

Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!

The Emo Off

2008-01-13T14:22:43-08:00

Author: Shinobi Shinigami
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,384, Reviews: 26 Updated: 1-13-08 Published: 7-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Crackfic: Sasuke is trying to be emo but he needs to defeat the challenges before him even Itachi, Log, and others. Will he win? Or will he lose? Or will the Log triumph all? Chapter Three: Log vs One Foot Tall Brick Wall. Who shall win?

Akatsu WHAT THE HECK!

2007-08-02T13:51:05-08:00

Author: Pistols n Daisys
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Pairing: Kisame H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,579, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-2-07
Status: In-Progress

The Leader...HAS LOST HIS MIND ...and his instructions are quite confusing and so is their missions and such. And all of the members never seem to get along..what could possibley go wrong right? cough everything cough

Shino's Beautiful Eyes

2007-07-30T16:25:28-08:00

Author: TentenNTemari
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,334, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-30-07
Status: Complete

OneShot. Shino wears shades all the time. But have you ever wondered why that is? Everything you need to know about Shino's eyes are revealed in this OneShot! Please R&R!

Lee's Guide to Rocking the Green Spandex Jumpsuit

2007-07-30T20:38:09-08:00

Author: Guttersnipe
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lee R. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,959, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-30-07
Status: Complete

Rock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously he wears it every freakin’ day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide.

Gaara Discovers the Fourth of July

2007-07-31T07:04:32-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gaara & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,778, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

When Gaara's home comes under attack by an unseen evil, Gaara must flee for his life and go to the most unexpected person possible to find help! But will he be able to save his brother and sister in time? Read and find out! Review, please!

Snickers

2007-06-26T15:12:36-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-26-07
Status: Complete

Team Seven gets bored sitting around the fire, so Kakashi brings out the ol' guitar. [OneShot]

Sucks to be Gaara

2007-07-31T11:22:00-08:00

Author: IceCrome
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Two hours. Gaara. And a kid named Ome. [ONESHOT] [I'm still great at summaries. :D]

Commercials: Naruto Randomness

2007-07-31T11:41:54-08:00

Author: JilliBeanLuvr
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Whether it's Reese's Puffs, Yogos, or Trix Yogurt, Naruto just can't catch a break from Sasuke. R&R plz! Rated for brief, mild sexual content.

Dear Itachi

2007-07-31T12:33:43-08:00

Author: YourADDBuddy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 978, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

After recieving Itachi's letter, Sasuke decides to respond as only Sasuke can: with a letter of his own.Sequel to 'Dear Sasuke'

A Fighting Sasuke

2007-11-06T21:04:42-08:00

Author: MitterNatch
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-6-07 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke goes nuts... and everyone around him does too! COMPLETE MADNESS!

Naruto's Cheesy Coffee

2007-11-06T21:04:53-08:00

Author: MitterNatch
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-6-07 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

After the chunnin exams Naruto gets very thirsty... Maybe this new coffee he's found will quench his thirst? If it doesnt, its bound to change somthing about him...

Crouching Yellow, Hidden Red

2007-07-09T14:26:55-08:00

Author: The Supplanter
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 57, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-9-07
Status: Complete

Our favorite obnoxious Naruto may have taken a few steps too far in his enemies' territory, but will it be the end of him? A simple stroll can take its toll, but the trees will watch to smile...

The Swings

2005-04-09T14:16:57-08:00

Author: Love n Hate
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,147, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Who would've ever thought the Prodigy Hyuuga Neji is afraid of the swings?

Calling all Ninjas

2005-11-08T02:21:47-08:00

Author: Akai Ito
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,649, Reviews: 480 Updated: 11-8-05 Published: 5-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!

Things just get weirder and weirder

2005-07-18T14:10:40-08:00

Author: Uchiha lost member
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,960, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-18-05 Published: 4-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke singing the Save the Pink Elephants Club song? Lee talking to his eyebrows? Itachi and Sasuke laughing and crying together? Shino and his troop looking for a pink elephant!FINALLY UPDATED CHAP.6

The Konoha Karaoke Bar

2005-08-21T02:34:52-08:00

Author: Akai Ito
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,933, Reviews: 82 Updated: 8-21-05 Published: 6-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Naruto Characters singing crackpot Karaoke...need I say more