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Behind the Mask

2009-04-07T12:18:34-08:00

Author: aFlawedDesign
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 12, Words: 72,069, Reviews: 355 Updated: 4-7-09 Published: 3-6-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. Hyuuga Hinata is a prominent female hockey goalie. Her life gets turned upside down when she's offered a spot on the MJHL's Konoha Heat, an all boys team featuring the likes of hockey stars Uchiha, Uzumaki, and her cousin. Sasuhina

The Sharpenator

2008-04-29T07:30:22-08:00

Author: ShadowMajin
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,779, Reviews: 19 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. With Videl frustrated by the mystery of Saiyaman, the one and only Sharpner takes it upon himself to unmask the hero. May Kami have mercy on his soul.

The Great Sharpener Man

2002-05-09T14:59:48-08:00

Author: Anonymoose
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 8, Words: 12,161, Reviews: 60 Updated: 5-9-02 Published: 4-14-02
Status: In-Progress

Sharpener gets ahold of a certain watch! A sensational adventure is in store for you. ***Here's CH8. Er...

A Distressing Damsel

2008-03-07T02:39:55-08:00

Author: Ms. Videl Son
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,908, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-7-08
Status: Complete

OneShot. Videl was alive – probably perfectly fine – and he had rescued his damsel in distress! It just didn’t get any better...Pre-Buu, Slight GhVi.

Scooby Z

2008-03-20T14:44:47-08:00

Author: Ms. Videl Son
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,469, Reviews: 21 Updated: 3-20-08 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

ThreeShot. “Our top news story today: the world’s most beloved daughter, Satan Videl, is still missing.” Post-Buu, GhVi.

Rococo

2008-03-31T23:27:27-08:00

Author: Dorobou
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 20,591, Reviews: 50 Updated: 3-31-08 Published: 1-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke, a closet weirdo. Hinata, an introverted geek with a penchant for sewing. They never spoke to each other, but when he spotted her on the streets in a frilly black dress, an odd click echoed, and it wasn't just the sound of her heels on the ground.

Saiyaman Poses: What They're Really For

2002-12-17T19:52:22-08:00

Author: ShaggyDiz
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-17-02
Status: Complete

One-shot. It may answer the question of what else the Saiyaman poses were used for...

Once Upon a Chibi

2004-09-02T07:26:35-08:00

Author: Candyland
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gohan
Chapters: 34, Words: 80,990, Reviews: 743 Updated: 9-2-04 Published: 4-15-03
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE] Goten makes a wish to the Eternal Dragon to try and "help" his older brother. Now Gohan has to spend the next four months living with the consequences of his little brother's good intentions. Let the insanity begin!

No-Shippers' Anthem

2001-05-09T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Rage Point
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 430, Reviews: 759 Updated: 5-9-01 Published: 5-8-01
Status: In-Progress

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

Sexy no Jutsu

2007-12-07T18:32:17-08:00

Author: Ms. Videl Son
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 4, Words: 18,198, Reviews: 117 Updated: 12-7-07 Published: 7-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Part of the Lifelong Love series. “The purpose of this week’s assignment,” Iruka began, standing before his class of Cadets with a straight back and a smug expression. “Is to learn how to disguise yourself as the opposite sex.” Implied SasuHinaNaru.

Oh Happy Days

2008-02-22T13:51:09-08:00

Author: Idle Writer of Crack
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Suigetsu H. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 49 Updated: 2-22-08 Published: 8-6-07
Status: Complete

AU:: Suigetsu hated girls, girls like Karin. ::SuiHina::Spoilers::

The Sweetest Thing

2002-10-07T10:40:46-08:00

Author: dementedchris
Category: Hana Yori Dango
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,522, Reviews: 34 Published: 10-7-02
Status: Complete

Rui wins Makino over with cake, and Doumyouji is none too pleased. Armed with a cookbook and the best ingredients money can buy, he plans on finding out if the best way to a woman's heart is really through her stomach.

Alas, Poor Yorick!

2004-08-12T22:10:15-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,432, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-12-04
Status: Complete

Sirius/Hermione. How the story of Little Red Riding Hood went horribly wrong.

Puppies

2004-07-18T22:22:48-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sesshomaru & Rin
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,394, Reviews: 158 Published: 7-18-04
Status: Complete

Bad Rin, bad!

Kept

2004-06-26T16:39:51-08:00

Author: hiding duh
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 40 Published: 6-26-04
Status: Complete

Jack/Elizabeth. Why trying to housebreak him is an awfully bad idea.

To Talk Like a Pirate

2003-11-24T17:38:08-08:00

Author: Tavia
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,311, Reviews: 85 Published: 11-24-03
Status: In-Progress

En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!

Insertion

2003-02-05T09:54:38-08:00

Author: Fyrie
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lucius M. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,548, Reviews: 112 Published: 2-5-03
Status: In-Progress

Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”

Last Laugh

2002-04-04T02:39:34-08:00

Author: Sandra E
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Percy W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,966, Reviews: 128 Published: 4-4-02
Status: In-Progress

Christmas at The Burrow turns rotten as Percy keeps walking in on Hermione. And vice versa.

An Honest Mistake

2008-07-26T04:22:53-08:00

Author: dave-d
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 35,839, Reviews: 115 Updated: 7-26-08 Published: 11-8-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.

Those Damned Buttons

2005-12-27T08:36:03-08:00

Author: esotaria
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 735, Reviews: 16 Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

Those buttons were going to pop open any second now he was SURE of it! IshidaOrihime

Floaties

2005-06-21T16:47:21-08:00

Author: esotaria
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,113, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Orihime experiences some difficulties when attempting to learn how to swim.

Bra da!

2005-06-01T06:23:16-08:00

Author: esotaria
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,150, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.

Orihime the Matchmaker

2006-03-28T02:06:07-08:00

Author: Muffytaj
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 885, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-28-06
Status: Complete

What is Orihime had decided to act on her 'womanly intuition' regarding Ishida's feelings towards Rukia? Utterly insane, and eventual Ishida x Orihime.

Romance Is Overrated

2006-03-15T10:50:43-08:00

Author: Ichigo No Ki
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,913, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-15-06
Status: Complete

Three stories about three couples celebrating their love on valentines day. Romantic? Think again. IshiHime, IchiRenIchi,GinKira.

34: A Proper Thank You

2006-05-14T22:54:02-08:00

Author: cali-chan
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,858, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-14-06
Status: Complete

Our dear, impressionable Orihime takes tips from the girls in the movies. [IshiHime].

Terrible Pink Monster

2005-11-17T05:25:55-08:00

Author: Annwyd
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-17-05
Status: Complete

Orihime has a solution to all the interpersonal problems that have plagued her and her friends. [Crack]

First Date

2005-09-11T02:12:18-08:00

Author: Yati
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 19 Published: 9-11-05
Status: Complete

Ichigo meets Karin's first boyfriend. No real spoilers, though the pairing may break your brain.

Full House

2006-08-29T11:57:05-08:00

Author: jen parker
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Haruhi F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-29-06
Status: Complete

So you want to know who I think Haruhi should wind up with? Crack, silliness, unbeta'd.

A Little Game

2004-10-21T13:23:41-08:00

Author: saihatsu
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-21-04
Status: Complete

The girls play a game of truth or dare.

Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

2003-11-05T10:05:45-08:00

Author: Lizeth
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,317, Reviews: 232 Updated: 11-5-03 Published: 10-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).

Night of the Vampire

2006-05-02T14:09:20-08:00

Author: incandescens
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,522, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-2-06 Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

Extremely nonserious piece involving vampires. Set vaguely after the Soul Society arc. Now complete.

Crack Love

2007-09-30T10:08:29-08:00

Author: Psy t r a n c e
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 18, Words: 29,215, Reviews: 156 Updated: 9-30-07 Published: 2-25-06
Status: In-Progress

Different oneshots and drabbles on cracked and canon Bleach pairings! Please read and review and even request a pairing you want done! Feel the crack love!

Gohan: Eternal Fashion Victim

2002-01-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: deanine
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Gohan & Videl
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,803, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-20-02
Status: Complete

This is a one-shot silly-fic written in response to the horribly-terrible-outfits poor Gohan ends up wearing throughout his tenure on DBZ. I hope it makes you smile anyway. -- **Psst... I love Gohan okay. This isn't an attack on him.** :)

Black Magic

2009-03-10T06:34:54-08:00

Author: Alexandra-Kyoko
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Yuki S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 20, Words: 55,189, Reviews: 366 Updated: 3-10-09 Published: 7-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Motoko, former fanclub president, has learned black magic and plans to use it to make Yuki hers and to get Tohru out of the way. Yukiru

Forever Promised

2007-07-17T18:26:57-08:00

Author: Ms. Videl Son
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 93 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

OneShot. “Okay, Teddy says that we’re now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips.”

The Irony Of Love

2006-11-27T06:28:08-08:00

Author: juliagulia1017
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,993, Reviews: 200 Updated: 11-27-06 Published: 12-6-05
Status: Complete

[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?

Kibalicious!

2007-05-03T16:25:17-08:00

Author: juliagulia1017
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kiba I. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,403, Reviews: 299 Updated: 5-3-07 Published: 11-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.

Totally Captivated

2007-02-16T15:42:39-08:00

Author: Seoinage
Category: Gokusen
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,651, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

Hijinks ensue when someone is caught with their pants down. ShinKumi pairing. [Manga spoilers, Oneshot, Complete]

Pop! Go the Buttons

2006-05-18T14:40:48-08:00

Author: ObscureAnimeWriter
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,565, Reviews: 36 Published: 5-18-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. “Don’t you want me to take my shirt off?” Wow, now that was a loaded question. mild IshiHime.

Cupid Shot the Messenger

2006-03-17T13:28:15-08:00

Author: ObscureAnimeWriter
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,949, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. “It’s settled, then,” Mahana brought her closed fist into her open palm decidedly and turned to Michiru. “Write a love letter to Ishida kun for Orihime chan to give him.” OneSided IshiHime.

A Queer Question

2006-03-10T22:02:53-08:00

Author: ObscureAnimeWriter
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,157, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-10-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. “Ishida kun, are you gay?” Come on, you know you want to know...Mild IshiHime.

Chivalry is Dead

2006-04-17T17:55:04-08:00

Author: ObscureAnimeWriter
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ishida U. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,638, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-17-06
Status: Complete

OneShot, crack. “Man, you killed Ishida...” IshiHime.