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Vampire Proofing

2009-10-10T21:02:56-08:00

Author: Loopy Looney Charny
Crossover: Harry Potter and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 771, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-10-09
Status: Complete

Harry decides it is time that the Cullen's house was vampire proof. Has a mention of a male/male pairing, but nothing else.

Unmentionable Bits

2009-08-12T22:26:26-08:00

Author: Zazzle
Crossover: Harry Potter and Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Draco M. & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He had just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.

Things Emmett SHOULD NOT tell the kids at school

2009-10-02T09:24:35-08:00

Author: irish-sleep-in-queen
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Emmett
Chapters: 3, Words: 727, Reviews: 34 Updated: 10-2-09 Published: 8-25-09
Status: In-Progress

Things he shouldn't say because they'll probably beleive him! Please R&R

Theory

2009-07-21T05:04:06-08:00

Author: AlternativePunk
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,162, Reviews: 66 Published: 7-21-09
Status: Complete

A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--

Emmett and the Bare

2007-09-01T08:31:01-08:00

Author: sillybella
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,436, Reviews: 42 Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

For the Twilight Challenges August Challenge, to celebrate the creation of the Emmett AntiDefamation Society, your choice of Emmett opportunities: 1. In Emmett and the Bear, Emmett says, I thought what happened next was my judgment. I'd had a little too m

The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness

2008-11-12T15:33:23-08:00

Author: twilight782
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,140, Reviews: 105 Updated: 11-12-08 Published: 7-21-07
Status: In-Progress

The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!

Intoxicated

2008-01-21T00:58:08-08:00

Author: Just A Little Bit Dramatic
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,717, Reviews: 145 Updated: 1-21-08 Published: 7-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...

Interupting Bella

2007-10-30T16:50:10-08:00

Author: Klutzzy55
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 40,817, Reviews: 223 Updated: 10-30-07 Published: 6-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Origanilly a oneshot, but it was hard to resist! How does doghnuts, Rosalie, and hair mix? What is Emmett's blinky thing? Why does Alice despise McDonalds? How can Jasper be a life gaurd? What is Esme better at doing than Carlisle? LOVE REVIEWS!

Down with Aro!

2009-03-11T15:47:19-08:00

Author: fanciful.thoughts
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Aro
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,869, Reviews: 82 Updated: 3-11-09 Published: 11-25-08
Status: In-Progress

After Felix burns Volturi castle down with Aro's curling iron, Aro gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens to stalk Carlisle... It all goes to hell from there. Beware, Caius swears a lot... with good reason.

The Day Caius Started Taking Yoga Classes

2009-06-22T13:57:42-08:00

Author: SulpiciaDoesntApprove
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Caius & Aro
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,806, Reviews: 81 Updated: 6-22-09 Published: 3-31-09
Status: In-Progress

The title says it all. Random stories about the Volturi finding themselves in crazy situations doing things they would never do. Includes philosophic Felix, drunk Sulpicia, speechless Aro and a creepy baby.

A Twilight Parody

2009-09-01T16:36:42-08:00

Author: lizzyvamp1901
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,290, Reviews: 38 Updated: 9-1-09 Published: 7-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!

Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens

2009-08-21T13:40:52-08:00

Author: lizzyvamp1901
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 43, Words: 34,818, Reviews: 1640 Updated: 8-21-09 Published: 12-2-08
Status: Complete

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Let's Talk About Sex

2008-09-07T18:56:22-08:00

Author: Dreamstallion33
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,916, Reviews: 54 Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”

ALICE CULLEN

2009-06-08T04:33:09-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Bloodsucker
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Alice
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,200, Reviews: 25 Updated: 6-8-09 Published: 5-24-09
Status: Complete

If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot

Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth

2009-06-13T14:55:27-08:00

Author: Dani Navy
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 44, Words: 138,569, Reviews: 1290 Updated: 6-13-09 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.

The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen

2009-10-17T16:27:20-08:00

Author: ebby 7695
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Emmett & Edward
Chapters: 59, Words: 69,573, Reviews: 341 Updated: 10-17-09 Published: 4-12-09
Status: In-Progress

What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.

Emmett and the Alien Invasion

2008-10-22T17:47:51-08:00

Author: chels926
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Emmett
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,497, Reviews: 31 Published: 10-22-08
Status: Complete

It's 1938 and Emmett believes there's an alien invasion when he accidentally listens to a portion of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds on his new Zenith radio. Humorous. All-vamp.

The Project

2009-07-09T15:07:51-08:00

Author: OliviaJane
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 18, Words: 37,590, Reviews: 455 Updated: 7-9-09 Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee

EMMETT CULLEN

2009-05-11T05:46:03-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Bloodsucker
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Emmett
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,424, Reviews: 62 Updated: 5-11-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot

EDWARD CULLEN

2009-05-11T05:45:38-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Bloodsucker
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 73 Updated: 5-11-09 Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot

Jacob's Zit

2008-12-13T21:37:59-08:00

Author: Marie Elaine Cullen
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-13-08
Status: Complete

Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...

Dear thing

2009-02-24T16:01:34-08:00

Author: Nastia Cullen
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,389, Reviews: 268 Updated: 2-24-09 Published: 12-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.

A Joke

2008-11-09T16:06:23-08:00

Author: Nastia Cullen
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alice & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 25 Published: 11-9-08
Status: In-Progress

One-shot! Alice plays a little "joke" on Bella! Then Edward comes home... Please read and review!

The untold tales of Twilight

2009-01-13T13:42:28-08:00

Author: Ame Warashi
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 47, Words: 27,873, Reviews: 1535 Updated: 1-13-09 Published: 3-5-07
Status: In-Progress

Little moments of the Cullen family, from caring about each other to yelling at each other, and everything in between. Read and review! *NO MORE UPDATES*

TWILIGHT THE MUSICAL

2009-07-28T11:10:49-08:00

Author: BrownandBlueEyes
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,770, Reviews: 38 Updated: 7-28-09 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

Dancing, Singing, and...James? Oh Boy this can't be good.

Edward's Stalker

2007-07-18T12:26:48-08:00

Author: angelofmusicxo
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,113, Reviews: 246 Updated: 7-18-07 Published: 5-26-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!

How the Cullens Really Hunt

2008-01-18T14:37:30-08:00

Author: Alice Brandon
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 23 Published: 1-18-08
Status: Complete

Emmett and Edward are hunting bears in the mountains.

Cullen AlterEgo Dress Up Day

2009-06-16T19:24:03-08:00

Author: analia331
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,948, Reviews: 562 Updated: 6-16-09 Published: 7-24-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when the Cullens have their annual day to dress up like their alteregos? Arguments, cheating, and fun! Will Bella be able to handle it? Very entertaining and hilarious results occur! Really funny, please R&R. No flames! CHAPTER 5 IS NOW HERE!

51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember

2009-03-04T19:15:31-08:00

Author: the indifferent child of earth
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 510 Updated: 3-4-09 Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

sequel to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do. Bella and Jasper write a list of 51 things Emmett must remember. oneshot.

Side Effects

2008-10-01T15:22:59-08:00

Author: NiceIceEdward
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,675, Reviews: 27 Published: 10-1-08
Status: Complete

Carlisle and Edward must discover what's happened when Jasper comes home red eyed and acting strangely.

Bored of Eternity

2009-06-01T02:43:44-08:00

Author: xx-twilight7-xx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 37, Words: 94,307, Reviews: 913 Updated: 6-1-09 Published: 7-14-08
Status: In-Progress

The Cullens including Bella are bored. How does this include chicken,stars,airport buggies,slinkies,gay Mike,possums,skittles,couch army,toothbrush,evil Jasper,unicorns,bats,briefcases,Wii,pizza,Halloween,Muffin Man,coffee,fake blood,fish oil & much more?

One Last Hurrah

2008-08-01T12:03:48-08:00

Author: OliviaJane
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Emmett & Bella
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,759, Reviews: 62 Published: 8-1-08
Status: Complete

While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.

Sealight

2008-09-18T09:43:19-08:00

Author: Black-and-White-Orchid
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,033, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-18-08 Published: 9-11-08
Status: In-Progress

A parody of Twilight. Meet Mikeward and Ella! Read and enjoy

Eddypoo, I Love You!

2008-01-13T09:38:56-08:00

Author: VampireQueenSeleneArtemesia
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 2,782, Reviews: 108 Updated: 1-13-08 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

Edward and Bella are not just in Love, they're FUNNY. Also, lots of romance and drama!R&R

Redecorating with Emmett

2007-07-11T19:55:25-08:00

Author: LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,154, Reviews: 47 Updated: 7-11-07 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Emmett and Bella decide that Edward's room needs an upgrade.... or would it be a down grade? See what they do to it! Edward wants his revenge on Emmett, with Bella's help! is it just me, or is she evil? Now Complete... DO NOT KILL ME!

Edward is Pregnant

2007-07-11T20:24:18-08:00

Author: LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,371, Reviews: 61 Updated: 7-11-07 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!

Alice Discovers EBay

2007-07-12T08:27:01-08:00

Author: LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,768, Reviews: 37 Updated: 7-12-07 Published: 6-30-07
Status: Complete

Alice discovers the wonderful world of EBay. What will happen? And why did she get a llama? I know this is my first fanfictin and all but read it anyway? please!

Mosquito Problem

2007-07-20T21:29:20-08:00

Author: LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,754, Reviews: 36 Updated: 7-20-07 Published: 7-6-07
Status: Complete

Mosquitoes have it out for Bella, What will she do? Starts out with that problem, but then Emmett gives Bella energy drinks, then mean girls from Bella's past come into play, finaly, A WEDDING! I would have made it longer, but people didn't review........

Warm

2006-11-14T17:29:34-08:00

Author: sillybella
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 540, Reviews: 339 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

Note Passing with the Cullens!

2009-04-11T10:25:03-08:00

Author: kissss-meeee
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 85, Words: 23,669, Reviews: 2182 Updated: 4-11-09 Published: 9-1-07
Status: In-Progress

The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!

Home Movies

2009-05-06T11:48:51-08:00

Author: edward's blossom
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,063, Reviews: 122 Updated: 5-6-09 Published: 3-7-08
Status: In-Progress

An embarrassing thing, childhood is. Renee is a catalyst for Bella's embarrassment, and Edward enjoy's every minute of it. Indefinite Hiatus, Sorry

Ten Things Bella Does Better Than Edward

2008-01-24T12:12:13-08:00

Author: EdwardsSoul101
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,627, Reviews: 37 Updated: 1-24-08 Published: 11-11-07
Status: In-Progress

A list of ten things that Bella can do better than Edward. Probably the only ten things, by the way. The chapters are in no particular order. Beware the spoilers. Various characters' POVs.

Vampire in the Kitchen

2009-07-05T10:31:51-08:00

Author: Patronus Charm
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,899, Reviews: 31 Updated: 7-5-09 Published: 7-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Jane discovers her love of cookie. Only problem is, it's got some erm.... intresting side effects. OOC with an extra does of funny. Nominated the Indie TwiFic Best Use of Comdey Award. VOTE JULY 8TH! UPDATE COMING SOON!

Messing with Mike

2008-04-03T20:19:17-08:00

Author: Heartbroken1
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 70 Published: 4-3-08
Status: Complete

Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.

No Ramen For Emmett

2008-06-22T23:39:15-08:00

Author: JesusFreakInc
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 28 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Written by Child-Of-God13, seriously. What happens when Bella has Ramen Noodles for lunch? onexshot

The Naked WolfBoys of La Push

2007-08-06T08:51:40-08:00

Author: sillybella
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,809, Reviews: 162 Updated: 8-6-07 Published: 8-5-07
Status: Complete

I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are

No More Cards For Emmett

2008-06-06T23:38:38-08:00

Author: Child-Of-God13
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,419, Reviews: 52 Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.

No Emmett, That Is NOT Food!

2008-02-16T18:35:31-08:00

Author: xedwardxloverx
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,911, Reviews: 81 Updated: 2-16-08 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen

Eric, THE Edward

2008-05-06T15:53:19-08:00

Author: Child-Of-God13
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 820, Reviews: 60 Published: 5-6-08
Status: Complete

Another part of the 'Impressing Bella' Series...... Eric has also been competing for Bella's attention....

Tyler's Tricks

2008-04-26T18:18:32-08:00

Author: Child-Of-God13
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,050, Reviews: 68 Published: 4-26-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'Impressing Bella.' Mike wasn't the only one who had his eyes on Bella...