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Call In Sick

2008-07-12T19:24:45-08:00

Author: Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Bella & Jasper
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,685, Reviews: 18, Complete

Bella's a workaholic, Jasper misses her during the day... AU, all human!

The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE!

2009-03-09T19:48:31-08:00

Author: LindaRoo
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 12, Words: 74,371, Reviews: 1960, In-Progress

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

How to get kicked out of WalMart

2008-04-28T17:04:29-08:00

Author: lanna-misssunshine
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 11,218, Reviews: 756, In-Progress

Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R

Human Experiences

2008-07-21T11:48:45-08:00

Author: iwish1986
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 37,556, Reviews: 1171, Complete

After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?

Notes

2008-05-19T00:04:22-08:00

Author: musical-gerbil
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,145, Reviews: 345, In-Progress

What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!

Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens

2009-04-03T16:36:41-08:00

Author: lanna-misssunshine
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 94, Words: 109,905, Reviews: 4373, In-Progress

Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? kinda weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE after a few chapters promise R&R please

Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style

2008-03-14T13:23:36-08:00

Author: lanna-misssunshine
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,656, Reviews: 389, In-Progress

Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.

Sex Education With Emmett

2008-05-05T19:04:59-08:00

Author: Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,024, Reviews: 417, Complete

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

Twilight Fanfiction is Scary!

2008-02-08T06:42:54-08:00

Author: Alexander-In-Autumn
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,315, Reviews: 370, In-Progress

Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!

Why Me?

2008-07-11T22:29:29-08:00

Author: Kaytoko
Twilight
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Bella & Edward
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,680, Reviews: 224, Complete

Comedic takes on little human Bella's life around the Cullens. A short story collection.

Family Therapy Cullen Style

2008-05-15T11:12:32-08:00

Author: vjgm
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 18, Words: 69,221, Reviews: 8197, Complete

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Under Arrest

2008-01-05T22:34:42-08:00

Author: vjgm
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,083, Reviews: 698, Complete

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Vampires in Vegas

2007-09-28T09:41:53-08:00

Author: vjgm
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 19, Words: 40,254, Reviews: 1457, Complete

Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T

I Don't Bite, I Swear

2008-04-07T18:14:04-08:00

Author: o.O.o.Emmett.Is.Mine.o.O.o
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/General
Chapters: 19, Words: 24,643, Reviews: 92, In-Progress

After he split up with Rosalie, Emmett wasn't able to truly smile. That is, until he found someone to smile about. EmmettOC, dedicated to my BFF, Alice Cullens.

Defining Moments,Trivial Moments,&Literary Giants

2008-03-18T18:15:35-08:00

Author: Tara's folly
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 33, Words: 96,939, Reviews: 616, Complete

An in depth look at the nights Edward spends with Bella in her room, pranking a substitute teacher, tutoring Bella in literature class, and setting up an Incentive Program to help her learn. ExB AxJ EmxR T just in case. Takes place during eclipse.

Bon Voyage

2008-07-15T20:39:27-08:00

Author: Tara's folly
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 40,548, Reviews: 459, In-Progress

Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum

A Poison That Leaves No Trace

2010-02-17T18:58:18-08:00

Author: The REAL Mrs. Jasper Cullen
Twilight
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Jasper
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,436, Reviews: 28, In-Progress

What do you get when you have a moody teenage girl, a hormonal, hyper-active teenage boy, and a nice, big family of vampires? A whole lot of crazy. E&B, Em&R, J&OC, A&OC.