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Generic Episode

2009-07-21T22:28:03-08:00

Author: ShizukaAme
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,382, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-21-09
Status: Complete

A summation of what typically happens in an episode of "House, M.D.".

Extreme Golfing

2009-06-14T14:40:52-08:00

Author: JustHuddy
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,547, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Our loveable doctors spend the day golfing, but there is a slight twist. Warning, includes Foreman death and Cameron bashing, but that's good, right? Huddy, Chameron, Kudley.

This Is Not a Grey's Anatomy Fic

2009-05-10T20:34:50-08:00

Author: destiparted
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,291, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

CRACK!FICC. Spoilers! Brought to you by lack of sleep and a shitload ton of homework. Enjoy.

Waltzing Matilda

2009-05-04T20:07:24-08:00

Author: Katlynn888
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Doctors House, Cuddy, Foreman, Wilson, Chase, and Cameron all gather into House's office on a hot day in August. And watch the Olympics.

Guitar Hero

2009-04-22T13:52:17-08:00

Author: FUlyric
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: C. Taub & L. Kutner
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-22-09
Status: Complete

Kutner tries to teach a musically-inept Taub the finer points of Guitar Hero. Fluffy, dialogue-only format, Taubner bromance.

In Which House Believes His Team Are Dolphins

2009-04-21T18:10:32-08:00

Author: Juliabohemian
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & E. Foreman
Chapters: 1, Words: 997, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Completely pointless crack one-shot. Season 5. No real spoilers. All characters. Rated T for subject matter. "You’re not firing Foreman and hiring a dolphin, House"

House Online

2008-11-23T00:48:25-08:00

Author: .o.ForeverYoung.o.
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,675, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-23-08 Published: 11-17-08
Status: In-Progress

The inner workings of the PPTH chat room!

Having the what now?

2009-08-11T19:39:10-08:00

Author: Adenil
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. House & C. Taub
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,479, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-11-09 Published: 12-14-08
Status: In-Progress

House finds out about all the gayness going around in the hospital and doesn’t join in. House/Taub fanfic..

OOCitis

2009-04-20T16:06:43-08:00

Author: RemyTheReaper
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Thirteen
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,482, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

Thirteen is sick with a puzzling medical condition, that House can't help but enjoy. CRACKFIC T to be safe.

Priceless

2009-01-26T14:20:42-08:00

Author: Paint Me a Symphony
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & Thirteen
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-26-09
Status: Complete

House makes his own MasterCard commercial. Established Camteen/Cadley. #647.

House's Creative Mind

2009-04-10T20:46:09-08:00

Author: Carlotta's twin
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,523, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

House writes some fanfiction about the hospital. Cuddy doesn't approve. Kutner does. Taub gets snarky, and Foreman gets jealous. All in all, good times.

Everythings Alright

2009-07-10T06:05:26-08:00

Author: skykissedwindknight
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,810, Reviews: 63 Updated: 7-10-09 Published: 4-4-09
Status: In-Progress

The League Of OTP's and Damn Sexy Relationships is here to assure you that everything is alright with some of your favorite couples. Up first, House and Cuddy. In which we discuss a Wilson threesome and David Shore's legion of angst monkeys.

Sweetness

2009-04-19T15:17:19-08:00

Author: makemefeelalive
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

When cameron eavesdrops on a conversation between House and Cuddy she gets more than she bargained for.

Thief and Sidekick

2009-04-19T18:44:06-08:00

Author: Megan the Great
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Oh no, it looks like House took some of Wilson's lunch again.

Here Comes the Boom

2009-04-20T00:14:23-08:00

Author: Penelope L.
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: L. Cuddy & Stacy W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,569, Reviews: 37 Updated: 4-20-09 Published: 12-22-08
Status: In-Progress

The ducklings just chillin' and dicussing who would win in a fight between Cuddy and Stacy, they were just discussing but House showed up with the answer. A bit of a Crackfic. It's your vote, who would win?

In Which House's Recklessness Is Unamusing

2009-04-14T18:36:15-08:00

Author: Juliabohemian
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 18 Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Dialogue only CRACK drabble in which House and Wilson discuss the current status of their relationship, on the show. Spoilers for Simple Explanation & Saviors. Rated for language.

Operation: Lose The Game

2009-02-10T21:30:02-08:00

Author: o.0 butterz 0.o
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,896, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-10-09 Published: 12-24-08
Status: In-Progress

The staff at PPTH is plagued by the intellectually frustrating phenomenon. The Game...which you just lost... House introduces Wilson to The Game. House tries to make Wilson lose the game. Hilarity ensues.

Big Baby

2009-02-04T20:11:37-08:00

Author: CuttingOnions
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 542, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Do you believe in love at first sight? crack!fic Pairing: Wilson/Duckie, a relationship based in love and sadness. AGAIN, CRACK!FIC, YOU DON'T LIKE, YOU DON'T READ!

Against Normality

2009-02-02T14:46:44-08:00

Author: Whispers Of The Moon
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: E. Foreman
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Anti-Valentines Day, Batman, Foreman-bashing, unofficial cults...a crackfic my friend made me write. i don't even know why, i just know i killed foreman.

Watch Out for Rocks

2009-02-01T19:57:21-08:00

Author: HouseKeeper13
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,997, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

Crackfic. House and the gang pass time between patients by reading a murder mystery written by House.

Lunchtime Antics

2009-01-30T06:06:41-08:00

Author: XxIcexX
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

There isn't a day at Princeton-Plainsboro when House doesn't cause some sort of uproar or ruckus in the hospital, particularly at his boss's expense. Rated T for language. Reviews are lovely.

Mad World

2009-01-23T22:07:12-08:00

Author: not-lupus.everybody-lies
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,887, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-23-09 Published: 1-18-09
Status: In-Progress

Crackfic - A typical Monday Morning at PPTH, with all our favourite doctors OOC. House is happy, Cuddy has anger management, Wilson is a hippie, etc. Enjoy!

Two Weddings and a Something

2008-10-25T00:00:30-08:00

Author: Juliabohemian
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,023, Reviews: 28 Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

Crack!fic. House and Wilson plan their double weddings with Cameron and Cuddy, which will be magically beautiful. Rainbows and Unicorns and whatnot.

Pranked

2009-01-03T12:48:56-08:00

Author: Butterfly Bandage
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-3-09
Status: Complete

One of the most ridiculous pranks in history. Crackfic drabble.

Bored

2008-07-07T18:48:28-08:00

Author: writergirl99
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,084, Reviews: 25 Updated: 7-7-08 Published: 4-8-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when cameron gets bored? please read and review chapter 2 now completly re done.

Happenings of Randomness

2009-01-01T17:44:41-08:00

Author: Revengent
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,142, Reviews: 19 Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

Foreman's reading Twilight, Chase and Cameron are square dancing, the team is playing Rockband, Wilson has an anger problem and House has a new hobby. A major crackfic that has ten short stories. Has Foreman bashing.

House is Afraid of Spiders?

2009-02-28T08:59:53-08:00

Author: Sagestar12
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 23 Updated: 2-28-09 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

A small one-shot fic about Wilson learning about House's fear of spiders. T for mild language. I added a new little bit just 'cause I love you guys. :

A House Amnesia Fanfiction

2009-02-25T14:52:55-08:00

Author: Sagestar12
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,573, Reviews: 36 Updated: 2-25-09 Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

What I gather from almost all of the "House has amnesia" fanfictions. T to be safe.

Give Us Some Credit

2008-12-22T20:36:08-08:00

Author: Penelope L.
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 21 Updated: 12-22-08 Published: 12-17-08
Status: Complete

House and Cuddy reflect in her office over what they think about all of the FAN FICTIONS that we write. Crackfic if I ever saw one.

Hey, don't look at me

2008-12-08T22:13:18-08:00

Author: screaminheathen69
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 38 Published: 12-8-08
Status: Complete

The Earth goes boom. House is involved. Of course.

Super Wilson

2008-12-05T08:27:28-08:00

Author: Winnywriter
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-5-08
Status: Complete

Dialogue-only crack-humor fic featuring drunk Wilson...;D

Cotton Eyed Joe

2008-11-12T14:14:21-08:00

Author: Redneck626
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 228, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-12-08
Status: Complete

Another take on how House becomes crippled.

Taub's Curiosity

2008-11-07T11:21:58-08:00

Author: Revengent
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: C. Taub & Thirteen
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,188, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-7-08
Status: Complete

What happens when Taub is peer pressured by Thirteen? And what did Thirteen do with the cocaine from "Joy"? Humor! Rated T for drug use. NOT a shipping fic.

Defixiones

2008-11-16T07:54:21-08:00

Author: RemyTheReaper
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: A. Cameron & R. Chase
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,227, Reviews: 31 Updated: 11-16-08 Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes, stories in Latin Textbooks can be amusing. Especially when you take out the real characters and insert the characters from House. Chase is unlucky, Cuddy lacks prudence, and Foreman dresses up as a girl with a beard? Eventual Chameron.

Mouth dropping

2008-10-26T15:06:59-08:00

Author: Di-Bee
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 492, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

Everyone at the hospital is forced to wear unusual shoes for one day. What would it be? Huddy

Drop Dead Fred

2008-10-19T16:08:47-08:00

Author: Juliabohemian
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-19-08
Status: Complete

House apparently has a phobia of sock puppets. House Wilson established relationship. Just a joke, inspired by a comment that someone made.

The Elusive Cherry Lollipop

2006-11-10T19:17:42-08:00

Author: ShadowPrincess-Shekailaia
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

We've all seen House sucking on his cherry lollipop at least once, right? He get's them from the reception desk all the time. Well, what happens when there are none left? Chaos ensues, of course! Oneshot, funny, and purely strange...

Clowning Around

2008-10-05T14:34:45-08:00

Author: travln1
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Thirteen & L. Kutner
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-5-08
Status: Complete

Written for the house het Wacky/Crazy ficathon, prompt #3: "Kutner agrees to dress up as a clown for the Pediatric Ward and 13 flirts with the clown, not knowing it's him." Thanks to my beta Wrytingtyme.

Medical Chaos

2006-11-30T12:07:09-08:00

Author: house81
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,531, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-30-06 Published: 6-26-06
Status: In-Progress

It's just normal everyday Chaos at the hospital

Killer Labcoats From The Planet Flamingo

2006-12-16T11:51:17-08:00

Author: SnarkySnark
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

My 2nd House Parody. Rated T for language.

Chase's Goatee

2006-12-17T12:19:09-08:00

Author: SnarkySnark
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

Yet another House parody...rated T for language.

Attack of the 80s Pop Stars!

2006-12-22T18:57:05-08:00

Author: SnarkySnark
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-22-06
Status: Complete

What happens if Cindi Lauper and Michael Jackson attack the hospital? Silly Parody. Rated T for language.

Foreman 2000

2008-09-23T18:46:41-08:00

Author: Trek Phan
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: R. Chase & E. Foreman
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

Semi-crossover with Dracula 2000. Chase watches a scary movie and House pulls a Halloween prank. No pairings.

The Fellowship of the Fertility Drugs

2007-01-05T16:49:20-08:00

Author: vanishingact
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,893, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-5-07 Published: 1-2-07
Status: In-Progress

One Prescription to rule them all, One Prescription to find them, One Prescription to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In PrincetonPlainsboro, where House and the Ducklings lie...

House's Greatest Hits

2007-01-29T16:15:37-08:00

Author: DarkKrystal
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 8, Words: 7,093, Reviews: 43 Updated: 1-29-07 Published: 11-8-05
Status: Complete

Back when I was a newbie House fan, and had no idea what an Oncologist was. Popular, but who knows why? Read and you'll find out, I guess! Huddy at the end.

Moist Sticky Fluffy Lovely

2007-01-30T13:49:32-08:00

Author: IvoryAlchemist
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-30-07
Status: Complete

Princeton Plainsboro realize that they walk in a supreme cloud of gorgeousness. House and the team turn into fuzzy, oily, studmuffin lovepumpkins! As promised to 2BlckBlt.

Unstoppable fan fiction

2007-02-03T09:54:37-08:00

Author: Elix90
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-3-07
Status: Complete

A little peak into the present life of our dear House cast, experience the downside of fame and fans! If Chase thought he had problems before it is nothing compared to what he has to deal with now!

A Dark And Stormy Night

2007-02-10T12:10:24-08:00

Author: HousePiglet
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-10-07
Status: Complete

Crackfic. Humour. Wilson arrives at House's apartment late at night, with sad and shocking news. No spoilers I hope!. 2 swear words. A little cliched :

House Doesn't Wear Prada

2007-02-15T05:24:25-08:00

Author: Slashydutchie
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: G. House & R. Chase
Chapters: 1, Words: 754, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-15-07
Status: Complete

Let's just say I thought of musicals, The Devil Wears Prada and House at the same time... this came out. sniggers Came out. Anyway, House learns to appreciate Cuddy a lot more after some time with a different boss. HouseChase and WilsonCute Outfits

Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had

2007-02-21T03:03:38-08:00

Author: Roga
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: J. Wilson & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.