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Back For Kochanski

2009-12-08T23:09:48-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Kristine K. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 14, Words: 34,498, Reviews: 25 Updated: 12-8-09 Published: 10-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Post Back to Earth. Lister and company spearhead a mission to find Kochanski. Their journey takes them to GELF Space, where they find something rather sinister awaiting them...

Rimmer, Rimmer, Rimmer, and Rimmer

2009-12-08T05:05:05-08:00

Author: Andy0001z
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,788, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-8-09 Published: 11-12-09
Status: In-Progress

A Series 9 Story. We find the crew back on Red Dwarf with the newly generated Rimmer Hologram. Kochanski has left / died and Holly is still online. The boys from dwarf have to help a trapped Ace Rimmer from staying forever with the Zillian sisters.

We're in deep smeg now

2009-12-04T22:06:01-08:00

Author: gypsy rosalie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Starbug ends up marooned on a marsh planet, with the possibility of vicious gelfs. Who's really to blame? Each of the crew recounts their own version of the story.

The More Useful Hologram

2009-12-01T11:05:34-08:00

Author: HarmonyAk
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 6, Words: 20,489, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

Rimmer finally does something self-sacrificing. And gets punished for it. Some spoilers for Queeg, Legion, and seasons 1-6 in general.

Untitled

2009-12-01T05:25:13-08:00

Author: telegramsam
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,054, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-1-09
Status: Complete

For the Red Dwarf Christmas fic exchange at Livejournal. Prompt was - "Which Rimmer is it in Back to Earth? Put your own theory into a fic, and include some Lister-Rimmer tension". For tawg.

Red Dwarf meets Mia

2009-11-17T15:48:30-08:00

Author: Prats 'R' Us
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,971, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-17-09 Published: 7-15-09
Status: In-Progress

I really need to come up with a better title, well the story is about the crew of Red Dwarf meeting Mia, my character who travels from world to world.

Sickness of the heart

2009-11-14T12:12:21-08:00

Author: moonlightdreamer1
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,926, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-14-09 Published: 8-31-09
Status: Complete

My first fic of this type, go easy on my ok. Lister gets struck down with an illness. A fluffy and dramatic Slash, so don't read if you don't like. A Lister/Rimmer/Ace triangle kind of. I suck at summeries.

Rimmer Re Born

2009-11-05T06:43:49-08:00

Author: Andy0001z
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,217, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-5-09 Published: 8-26-09
Status: Complete

At the end of Series 8 he is Captain of a Dying ship and all alone with the exception of a very smug Vending machine. The story continues this moment on. Reviews welcome all complete now.

Plus One

2009-10-29T22:03:07-08:00

Author: Aeronie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 14,289, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-29-09 Published: 7-17-09
Status: In-Progress

The Boys from the Dwarf... plus one. Too bad she's on the run from simulants. Starts after season 5, goes into AU season 6. Please read and review!

Red Royale

2009-10-29T15:02:39-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,430, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

A oneshot especially written for Halloween. Kidnapped by simulants, the Dwarfers are forced to fight one another to the death. Inspired by the film, 'Battle Royale'.

The Letter H

2009-10-27T13:05:20-08:00

Author: Blood Red Queen
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 707, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-27-09
Status: Complete

He only wants to be human again... R/L friendship, and slash, but only if you squint. Oneshot

My investigating feet

2009-10-19T18:32:59-08:00

Author: gypsy rosalie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-19-09
Status: Complete

The Cat is investigating. What will he find? Oneshot.

Blurry

2009-10-19T14:34:35-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,285, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-19-09 Published: 9-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Set a year before 'Rimmer's Return'. After nine years of being Ace, Rimmer meets a man that will change his life forever.

Making Lists

2009-10-11T22:36:17-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,298, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-11-09
Status: Complete

Rimmer ponders a pair of lists after a spat with Lister.

Kristine Kochanski: The Last Human

2009-10-05T00:40:49-08:00

Author: aeronq
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Kristine K. & Kryten
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,178, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-5-09 Published: 7-26-09
Status: In-Progress

During one of the many, empty days in the Tank, Kochanski talks to Kryten about her experiences as the last woman alive. Reflects canon from 'The End' onwards.

The Pretty Prince of Parties

2009-10-04T08:54:21-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,408, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

After two years of being Ace, Rimmer revisits the Kinitowawi and takes a trip of the chemical kind.

Die Young

2009-09-24T08:40:00-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,287, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Series 9. Rimmer must brave the towering inferno that is Red Dwarf and save his ship. Resolving the cliffhanger of Series 8.

Drabble

2009-09-11T09:09:12-08:00

Author: UnicornGiggles
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-11-09
Status: Complete

Semi-slashy drabble. Lister helps Rimmer gain the life he so desires.

Return of Ace

2009-09-08T11:33:09-08:00

Author: moonbird
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 22,926, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-8-09 Published: 9-2-09
Status: In-Progress

You all know that you love him. Daring devil, Ace Rimmer. returning to red dwarf to safe his old buddies, and get aquinted with his living breathing self.

Rimmer's Return

2009-09-06T07:10:19-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 15, Words: 34,576, Reviews: 92 Updated: 9-6-09 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Set a year before 'Back to Earth'. Ten years after leaving Starbug, Rimmer must return to the Dwarfers to stop the simulants from finding the Jadestone. But time can change a man, and not always for the better. COMPLETE.

Post Tikka

2009-08-29T22:51:31-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,101, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-29-09
Status: Complete

Series 7. The Cat isn't as stupid as he looks...

Gear Minded

2009-08-19T16:59:50-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kristine K. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 18,373, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-19-09 Published: 8-5-09
Status: Complete

Series 8. Lister is freaked out when Kochanski goes on a date with her ex, Tim, and suspects that Tim might have some ulterior motive. R&R.

Ya Drive Me Crazy!

2009-08-16T21:05:23-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 753, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-16-09 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Two members of the crew reflect on their least-favorite shipmate.

Her

2009-08-11T11:29:01-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

He didn't love her....

Love Lost

2009-08-11T05:13:14-08:00

Author: carcar2110
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,991, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-11-09 Published: 10-20-08
Status: In-Progress

A girl is found in the stasis booth on an abandoned derelict. She joins the crew on the Dwarf and begins to fit in, but when a decision she has to make could possibly ruin her newly made friendships, what is she to do?

Night Terrors

2009-08-03T14:10:19-08:00

Author: BitterKnitter
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,633, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-3-09
Status: In-Progress

Lister has come down with something... not quite right, in Holly's words. Chapter one up!

EEP!

2009-08-01T03:57:05-08:00

Author: Love's gonna get you down
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,135, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-1-09 Published: 4-26-09
Status: In-Progress

The crew find a planet that is an EEP - an electronically engineered planet. A certain character decides to take over the entire planet and rule over the others. Takes place before the ep 'White Hole'. Comic, unserious slash. R and R please!

Partners in Crime

2009-07-29T00:31:46-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,970, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

Series 8. Lister and Rimmer have been wronged. They shall do something about it. Kochanski is bemused by it all, and Kill Crazy is crazy, as per usual.

Sorry Part Two

2009-07-09T09:55:17-08:00

Author: nirvanah
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,359, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

Well, I'm sorry I've kept everyone waiting so long! Here it is, the sequel to Sorry!

Da Capo

2009-07-06T20:05:16-08:00

Author: thickets
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,821, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

Pre-Series Fic: "What? Why d'you want to borrow me guitar for? I haven't even played it in a fortnight. Not since that last time when you tried to shove me head into the sound hole."

Pop Up Part Two

2009-07-02T09:58:56-08:00

Author: LiteratureLemming
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,150, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Pop Up Part One

Pop Up Part One

2009-07-02T09:56:31-08:00

Author: LiteratureLemming
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,619, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

set during series 5 "holloship"

Statistics

2009-07-02T07:47:40-08:00

Author: BitterKnitter
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,639, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-2-09
Status: In-Progress

When David was four years old, before he was adopted, Kelly was there.

A Tale Of Two Suitors: Smeg Ups!

2009-07-02T06:32:34-08:00

Author: Raging-Rambo-2006
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 14, Words: 7,722, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-2-09 Published: 5-20-09
Status: In-Progress

You've read the story, now see the smeg ups, featuring myself as the director and the characters as themselves see the trials and errors of each chapter! Read and Review please I spent ages trying to think up this lot! Thanks!

Caterpillars and Butterflies

2009-06-30T14:04:29-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,440, Reviews: 20 Updated: 6-30-09 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

As our Rimmer blasts off to become Ace, he runs into the worst possible race in the universe for his first mission. A fic-gift for the lovely Psychobikerjunkiewhore

No Happy Ending

2009-06-28T13:13:25-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

A follow up one-shot set after 'Breaking the Habit'. Hundreds of thousands of light years apart after Rimmer's departure as Ace, Lister and Rimmer still think of one another. Angsty pre-slash Lister/Rimmer.

Mr Lister Sir

2009-06-21T09:39:56-08:00

Author: aeronq
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 9, Words: 16,340, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-21-09 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Set seconds after 'Balance of Power' in the first series. Lister is in command of the ship and is after only one thing, Kochanski. Rimmer's hologrammatic life is in the balance and Holly isn't helping. Rated for language. Slash if you squint hard enough

Nothing To Her

2009-06-18T14:00:54-08:00

Author: Raging-Rambo-2006
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Set during A Tale Of Two Suitors, Rimmer reflects on his feelings for Rowan as he prepares for their dinner date, does Rowan actually have feelings for him or is he going to make a complete smeg head of himself? One shot fic. Read and Review please x

Niggles

2009-06-16T23:40:57-08:00

Author: BitterKnitter
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,010, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

Bloody Psirens...

Infinity Welcomes The Last Day

2009-06-16T15:09:37-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,046, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

A one-shot detailing the Dwarfers drunken escapades during "The Last Day". How the hell did they get a traffic cone and policewoman's helmet and suspenders after that epic night out?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

2009-06-10T08:22:40-08:00

Author: Psychobikerjunkiewhore
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

Lil' one off fic set after Back To Earth. ALERT: Dont read if you havent seen BTE - Spoilers.

Hidden Depths

2009-06-08T14:19:55-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 11, Words: 25,593, Reviews: 58 Updated: 6-8-09 Published: 7-13-05
Status: Complete

Rimmer and Lister are paired together on a CANARY mission. However, the bickering soon has to stop when their lives are put in danger... COMPLETE

The Last Timeslide

2009-06-02T17:43:37-08:00

Author: nerak1138
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Pairing: Lister, D. & Kristine K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

A possible explanation for why Lister and Kochanski never dated in Series 1, but said that they had in Series 7.

The Little Rouge One

2009-06-02T08:09:15-08:00

Author: Psychobikerjunkiewhore
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 21, Words: 36,781, Reviews: 45 Updated: 6-2-09 Published: 4-27-09
Status: In-Progress

The crew accidentally stumble upon across another human, all is not as it seems with the young damsel. Rimmer fluff and angst. First Dwarf -- fic Fear.

Weekend Visit

2009-05-29T14:54:53-08:00

Author: nerak1138
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,410, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-29-09 Published: 5-28-09
Status: Complete

Lister gets some unexpected visitors.

Gameheads

2009-05-23T22:05:22-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-23-09
Status: Complete

Lister realizes something about Rimmer and Better Than Life that shocks him.

A Tale Of Two Suitors

2009-05-20T05:58:43-08:00

Author: Raging-Rambo-2006
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 26, Words: 40,773, Reviews: 41 Updated: 5-20-09 Published: 4-29-09
Status: Complete

After rescuing a young girl from her wrecked ship Rimmer finds himself falling in love with her, but he has competition as Lister also fancies his chances with their new crew member, but who will win her heart? Read and Review please, its my first RD fic.

Rimmer's Poem

2009-05-19T11:35:20-08:00

Author: Blood Red Queen
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-19-09
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote based on Rimmer angst is there any other kind! . Rimmer feels the pain and loss of loving someone he can't have. Slash; Rimmer/whoever the hell you choose.

I Hate You, Too

2009-05-17T12:05:43-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,252, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

Rimmer has a secret. But Lister won’t allow it to remain a secret for long.

Only the One

2009-05-12T13:53:34-08:00

Author: cazflibs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,089, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

Seven years after leaving the Red Dwarf posse and becoming Ace, Rimmer is not having the best of days. Warning: Contains sexual references. COMPLETE

Broken

2009-05-04T15:49:29-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Something precious shatters....

Universes A Romance

2009-05-02T21:52:16-08:00

Author: Shifterred
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,925, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-2-09
Status: In-Progress

The Boys, a stranger, and some universe jumping in there for kicks!

Silver

2009-04-28T15:19:47-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

Rimmer meets someone entrancing on a desolate planet.... Or does he?

Lonely Nights

2009-04-27T13:18:09-08:00

Author: Butterflygirl113
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 270, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Rimmer reflects....

The Holly Song

2009-04-02T06:58:05-08:00

Author: TheGirlFan
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Holly
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-2-09
Status: Complete

like the rimmer song but with holly :

Camille II

2009-04-02T01:12:55-08:00

Author: kryten 2x4b 523p
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Kryten
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,053, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-2-09 Published: 12-2-08
Status: In-Progress

The story of Camille, reunited with Kryten. But what dangers may threaten their new relationship?

Love lost love found

2009-03-30T13:46:06-08:00

Author: tyleetty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,591, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-30-09 Published: 3-15-09
Status: In-Progress

kris is gone. back to her dimension. Lister of course is NOT happy, he will never find love again. until he meets Anna. but then Kris comes back.....

The RD Love Affair

2009-03-30T04:42:35-08:00

Author: TheGirlFan
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cat & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 516, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

This is all you want to know about the relationships of the memebers of Red Dwarf.... Well the guys

Gazpacho Soup Night

2009-01-11T19:51:42-08:00

Author: enigma-kar
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Hollister, F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,096, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Just as it says, this tells exactly what happened that night when Rimmer was invited to dine at the Captain's table.

Kryten's Gift

2009-01-09T17:19:34-08:00

Author: kryten 2x4b 523p
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Kryten
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,270, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-9-09
Status: Complete

Lister has his second 25th birthday. Supplies are meager and Lister has only one wish for his birthday. Will he get it?

The Problem With Arnold J Rimmer

2009-01-08T12:29:52-08:00

Author: mattmetzger
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Everything wrong with Rimmer centres around the fact that he's...well, Rimmer. It doesn't get much worse than that, after all.

How to Make Three Million Years Fly Past

2009-01-08T10:30:58-08:00

Author: idontlikegravy
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Holly
Chapters: 1, Words: 399, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Dave's in stasis, the crew is dead, Holly's all alone. So what's a computer with an IQ of 6000 to do?

No Son of Mine

2008-12-20T14:29:37-08:00

Author: speccyboy
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Family
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 723, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

The relationship between Rimmer and his father - using the eponymous song by Genesis. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Please read and review.

The Wonderful Wizard of Smeg

2008-12-14T13:07:28-08:00

Author: UnicornGiggles
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,009, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-14-08
Status: Complete

Christmas drabble - Lister has an oddly familiar dream

Cat Kiss

2008-12-01T17:11:45-08:00

Author: Zula F.
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-1-08
Status: Complete

Cat meets someone in his room

Vampires in Space

2008-11-30T09:40:46-08:00

Author: Eileen
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,916, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

The Red Dwarf gets a message from another ship. But all is not as it seems. Set in Season/Series 2.

A Gift

2008-11-26T03:12:17-08:00

Author: nirvanah
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Friendship
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,171, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-26-08
Status: Complete

Is poor Rimsy to celebrate his birthday all alone?

Sorry

2008-11-24T03:14:36-08:00

Author: nirvanah
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,229, Reviews: 23 Updated: 11-24-08 Published: 9-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer and Lister are arguing again...

The New Recruit

2008-11-01T14:27:18-08:00

Author: kellyofsmeg
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Hollister, F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-1-08
Status: Complete

What is this? Rimmer gets a promotion? Takes place pre-series one.

Nostalgia

2008-09-25T04:31:32-08:00

Author: nirvanah
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 847, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Lister has a big secret...

Green Meanie

2008-09-22T12:42:36-08:00

Author: nirvanah
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,426, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-22-08
Status: In-Progress

It's green... and it's mean! This is my first fanfic, so let me know what you think guys!

Childhood of a Smeghead

2008-09-16T22:59:30-08:00

Author: carcar2110
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,503, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Arnold Rimmer hasn't had the best life - Bullies, horrible parents, everything. Unfortunately for him, things are about to get much worse. But every cloud should have it's silver lining, right?

The Ultimate Deception

2008-08-30T14:22:58-08:00

Author: Sunrise over the Tango Factory
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 21, Words: 32,702, Reviews: 85 Updated: 8-30-08 Published: 9-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Desperate times call for desperate measures as Rimmer decides to do the decent, honourable thing. He volunteers Lister to go through the ultimate humiliation in order to avoid certain death and, of course, acts like a total git throughout.

MacIntyre vs The Cats

2008-08-28T20:39:12-08:00

Author: systemcat
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,395, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-28-08 Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

To George MacIntyre's perspective the Red Dwarf has been a really boring place to be for the last five thousand years. For not having a crew & only Holly for company. So to get away from Holly ... Finished Please write reviews

Holly's Secret

2008-08-27T10:30:39-08:00

Author: CosmicGirl22
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Holly
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,964, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-27-08 Published: 8-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Set sometime between series 1 and 2. male Holly has a secret, apparently Lister wasn't the only one in stasis. Holly/Ofc romance. please read & review.

Musings of a Stressed Out Hologram

2008-07-26T13:44:20-08:00

Author: garfieldodie
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,331, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-26-08
Status: Complete

AU. Takes place during RIMMERWORLD. Suppose Rimmer had reasoned himself into doing the right thing instead of taking the escape pod...

Last Humans

2008-03-20T13:37:32-08:00

Author: MercuryinRetrograde
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 32, Words: 145,221, Reviews: 25 Updated: 3-20-08 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

Rimmer as Ace comes back to Red Dwarf trailing a whole lot o' bad. Red Dwarf ends up in the midst of a interdimensional, transgalactic war between..er..that's classified. Please read the chapter headings, there are warnings for offensive content.Slash.Het

Dead Lovely

2008-03-17T11:54:58-08:00

Author: Sunrise over the Tango Factory
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 30, Words: 54,794, Reviews: 134 Updated: 3-17-08 Published: 8-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Another derelict. Another surprise. For a while everything’s going well, but the discovery of an empty town and a radio tower unearths something far more sinister then the Dwarfers could ever imagine…not even in their worst nightmares.

Planet Leave

2008-03-13T01:22:13-08:00

Author: theMT
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

The idea for this just came to me one morning. Hopefully it will break my writer's block on Lost in Paradise. Anyhoo...Lister and Rimmer head to Mimas on planet leave...slight slash implied. One- shot.

The Life and Times of Arnold Judas Rimmer

2008-02-26T19:44:17-08:00

Author: baka-basher
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,553, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Lister sneaks into Rimmer's memories to understand him better, and find out why he's such a smeg head. Now he can't get out, and Rimmer is not amused. Not the slightest. Contains slash, language, child abuse and all that good stuff.

Red Dwarf: The Movie: The Book

2008-02-11T00:03:16-08:00

Author: Ace Lister
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,005, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-11-08 Published: 1-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer and the other Dwarfers have to get the cure for a virus eating away at what has been their home for the past 3 million years will they save it? And if so, what then?

Rommie and Silicon Heaven

2008-01-27T13:31:02-08:00

Author: Benesound
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Kryten
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 0 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Short Red Dwarf/Andromeda crossover involving Kryten and Andromeda's avatar Rommie.

Life Lessons

2008-01-25T03:49:26-08:00

Author: Faeshadow
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,413, Reviews: 14 Updated: 1-25-08 Published: 9-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes it takes a child to teach the adults a lesson in life. Set right after Series 8. This is a long one. Note: BACK and WRITING! Yay

The Lost Adventures of Yvonne McGruder

2008-01-17T23:34:39-08:00

Author: RevisionistBackstory
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Assorted vignettes from the life of one of RD's most influential absent characters.

Saving Dave

2008-01-16T17:50:18-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-16-08
Status: In-Progress

When a gaseous entity steals Lister's body, how far will Rimmer go to save the man he loves? L/R slash, and a touch on the dark side.

Cold Feet

2008-01-03T07:03:01-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,023, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

On poker night, Rimmer finds an unconventional way of doing something he's wanted to do for a long time. Slash and cuteness content.

Smegged Off

2007-11-20T17:58:40-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 839, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-20-07
Status: Complete

An argument with a twist. Slash, set somewhere between Legion and Stoke Me A Clipper.

An Honest Working Man

2007-11-06T23:58:13-08:00

Author: kellyofsmeg
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,812, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-6-07
Status: Complete

Dave Lister, age 14, has his first job interview at Sainsbury's Megamart and makes much less than a good impression.

Let There Be Light!

2007-10-07T13:28:59-08:00

Author: Linda J G
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,417, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-7-07 Published: 7-23-07
Status: In-Progress

A bit of insanity to save my sanity while I write and research some nonfiction. Trouble finds Rimmer... and when one of the Posse is facing the heat, can the others be far behind? Please read, enjoy, review. Thanks!

Second Death

2007-08-24T09:15:07-08:00

Author: Avorsum
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,416, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer's week begins rather badly when he dies and is resurrected as a hologram... again. Unfortunately as the week progresses this turns out to be the least of his worries... Set during series VIII, after Pete.

Fashion sense

2007-08-09T10:09:32-08:00

Author: eruthiel
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

One-shot - no more inspiration hit. Lister's new T-shirt totally suits him, don't you think?

Red Dwarf: Warts and All

2007-07-12T01:10:30-08:00

Author: CyborgGarfield
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Cat
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,253, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-12-07 Published: 5-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Lister wants to see his kids so the entire crew Holly Hops into their universe but get sucked through a time hole and end up meeting some very different kids altogether. RD:HP X:Over.

Back on course

2007-07-05T10:39:04-08:00

Author: Trip4Me
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,206, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-5-07
Status: In-Progress

Based off the original ending. The crew are back in charge of the ship, till they remember the many convicts still onboard. And one of them is ditermined to be free.

Dad

2007-07-02T01:15:30-08:00

Author: kellyofsmeg
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 29, Words: 122,588, Reviews: 47 Updated: 7-2-07 Published: 5-6-07
Status: Complete

A resolution to the Series II cliffhanger, this story covers the unseen events between Parallel Universe and Backwards.

The Adventures of Ace “Bonehead” Rimmer

2007-06-26T13:36:25-08:00

Author: robster72
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 23,751, Reviews: 53 Updated: 6-26-07 Published: 8-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Chapter Fourteen submitted. Follows what happens to Rimmer when he takes on the mantle of the great and noble “Ace” Rimmer and completely wrecks it. All reviews welcome!

Lies

2007-06-10T00:14:34-08:00

Author: Anonymous-cat
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,146, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Character thoughts set during the last scene of Terrorform.

High Tek

2007-05-21T14:31:31-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,508, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-21-07
Status: Complete

Ace Rimmer, newly minted after Stoke Me A Clipper, comes across Tek Jansen of Alpha Squad Seven. Gratuitous crossover with Stephen Colbert's universe. Slash. No, not between the two of them!

Incognito

2007-04-19T04:35:05-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,367, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-19-07 Published: 4-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Once upon an afternoon, there were two men called David Lister and Arnold Rimmer, both of whom really should have thought to check if their mechanoid acquaintance had decorated...

Shorts

2007-04-01T13:48:52-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

A slashy vignette set in Season Six, after Legion.

Honey

2007-04-01T13:46:38-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-1-07
Status: Complete

A slashy vignette set in Season Seven between Tikka and Stoke.

Report

2007-04-01T13:44:47-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,278, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-1-07
Status: In-Progress

A few small vignettes set at various points in the series. The first one is set before Season One.

Soft Light

2007-03-17T00:07:19-08:00

Author: Chelion
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,472, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-17-07 Published: 3-14-07
Status: In-Progress

When the Red Dwarf finds a ruined vessel with one survivor, the question arises, how can you love someone you can never touch? A mature RimmerOC romance. Hopefully. grin

Better Than Python

2007-03-15T19:48:22-08:00

Author: Chelion
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,639, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-15-07
Status: In-Progress

The Dwarf crew get stuck in a VR game based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Family Bond

2007-03-06T22:19:49-08:00

Author: 30obelow
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,256, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-6-07 Published: 1-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Mysterious pods in space always carry some kind of trouble for the Dwarfers. And this time, it's the worst yet...A teenager!

Only the Bad

2007-03-06T08:50:15-08:00

Author: TheSummoningDark
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Cat & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,556, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-6-07
Status: Complete

After Red Dwarf's destruction, Lister finds himself back on Starbug...or perhaps 'on' is the wrong word... [AU]

Wednesday

2007-03-03T12:19:04-08:00

Author: Mistress Scribbles
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-3-07
Status: Complete

Short, Complete OneShot. Lister plans how he will spend yet another day as the last human alive.

The Speed of Smeg

2007-02-02T08:39:21-08:00

Author: Eileen
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,136, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Crossover. A timedrive malfunction brings the Dwarfers to 20thcentury Manchester, Alabama, and a young speedster who's just beginning an eventful life journey.

Dreams

2007-01-19T12:18:39-08:00

Author: Garry2rs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 705, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

Thanks for the memory What did Rimmer dream about before we saw him dance. Find out here!

A Red Dwarf Story

2007-01-12T13:20:22-08:00

Author: Garry2rs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,685, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

Question. Are the crew of Star Bug behind it all or is it one big hoax? And is Rimmer the Father of Rock And Roll? Is this story going to clear it all up?

Forwards

2007-01-06T19:47:04-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 14, Words: 23,256, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-6-07 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

A followup of the book Backwards, by Rob Grant. Slash.

Anger

2006-12-31T08:21:14-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 828, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-31-06
Status: In-Progress

A somewhat more angsty perspective on how Rimmer loses his anger during Polymorph. Slash. Might even make new chapters if you review.

Rimmer's Realisation

2006-12-26T04:11:51-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,243, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-26-06
Status: Complete

Alternate ending to Out Of Time where Rimmer doesn't think to destroy the future Starbug. Angst, slash and OOC. But hey: 'Tis the season to be jolly. And I'm extremely ill.

Cleanup

2006-12-18T12:28:16-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,314, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-18-06 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

An interlude between Rimmerworld and Out Of Time. Losing the vapor trail, and an adversary who never, ever fights dirty. Mild slash at the end of part II.

Conversation

2006-12-08T15:12:31-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 701, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-8-06
Status: Complete

A brief conversation on Rimmerworld, which is somewhat rudely interrupted.

The Stupid One's

2006-11-29T00:31:55-08:00

Author: 30obelow
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 368, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-29-06
Status: Complete

Cute, short and sweet. Just someone else's view of our favorite slob and last human.

Broken

2006-11-17T18:54:15-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 645, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

A little Season VII silliness set before SMAC. Lister is having an unfortunate week.

Master Of Homework Avoidance

2006-11-17T04:50:02-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

Written due to lack of sleep & 2 hours of english work, set probably before end of series 2. also features me & Sian too as she stayed up all night chatting with me & listening to ISIHAC

Stroke me a Zipper

2006-11-15T12:57:19-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,748, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-15-06 Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Ace Rimmer is planning Bonjella's rescue, and an old friend stops by. Slash. Set immediately before Stoke Me A Clipper.

Too Many Tme Machines

2006-11-15T11:11:01-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-15-06
Status: Complete

Just a bit of mostly harmless fun involving the RD characters, Bex, Lar, Sian, me and waaaay too many time machines than any fic should be allowed to have.

Hobby Room Chat

2006-11-14T19:53:50-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Cat & Kristine K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

one shot set in series 8. Conversation & friendship fic for Krissy & Cat. More angsty than intended, but I did write it at 3:30am, so also sorry for any OOCness etc...

Rimmer Gone?

2006-11-10T07:31:09-08:00

Author: Amy-kate
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Cat
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,651, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-10-06 Published: 11-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer is misssing so the red dwarf gang set out to find him.It is set before rimmer leaves the red dwarf crew, also its me first fan fic.

Stray thoughts

2006-11-08T10:10:50-08:00

Author: CruelMistress
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 848, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-8-06 Published: 10-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Summary: PreSlash, both Lister and Rimmer minds lead them to a new way of thinking.

According to Plan

2006-11-05T21:59:24-08:00

Author: Tawg
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 0 Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

There are only a few things in life that Spanner's planned. He's willing to work around the rest. Dimension Jumpverse

Mr Flibble His Own Story

2006-11-03T13:11:34-08:00

Author: Garry2rs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,509, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

What is Mr Flibble's back story? Where did he come from? Where is he now? Is this story going to answer those questions?

Sports And Sexual Recreation

2006-11-02T18:14:22-08:00

Author: GlassBomb
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

Floor 3125 conjures up some rather intriguing memories for Rimmer. Missing scene from Holoship. Slash. It makes the world spin.

Death

2006-11-02T07:53:26-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,017, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-2-06
Status: Complete

What's it like, Lister wants to know. If only Rimmer had some idea. Set between Psirens and Legion.

Annoyance

2006-10-22T20:21:21-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-22-06
Status: In-Progress

How does Lister annoy me, Rimmer says? Let me count the ways. Slash. A neurotic peek at life and sex. Set between Tikka To Ride and Stoke Me A Clipper.

Game Heads

2006-10-16T17:14:36-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,843, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-16-06 Published: 3-28-05
Status: In-Progress

The Boyz from the Dwarf think they're back on Earth, but are they? Lost from each other and finding it hard to get out. Meanwhile, Rimmer is having dreams of a past where they all started fighting, as he tries to piece together how they got to be there.

Forms

2006-10-12T22:23:39-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

A quick vignette set after Legion. Lister wants lager to drink. Rimmer wants protocol to be followed.

Emohawking

2006-10-11T15:12:16-08:00

Author: Winter-Eyes
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,806, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-11-06
Status: Complete

Missing scene set directly after 'Emohawk Polymorph II' :Time for Rimmer to get his bitterness back. ListerRimmer slash.

Rules

2006-10-03T15:37:15-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,072, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

A gapfiller for Quarantine. Rimmer and the Space Corps Directives book. Slashy implications.

Exit Reality

2006-10-02T23:21:09-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,666, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

An AU in which the world seen in Back To Reality is real. Rating for dark themes and a bit of squick.

Altered Reality

2006-10-02T02:56:47-08:00

Author: Winter-Eyes
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,422, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-2-06
Status: Complete

Rimmer's thoughts during 'Back To Reality'. Preslash.

Dear Diary

2006-10-01T11:39:43-08:00

Author: CruelMistress
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Just something set in series VI the dwarvers list there inermost feeling in a couple of really good episodes

Its a cat thing!

2006-09-30T13:39:50-08:00

Author: black dagger
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,672, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-30-06 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

The cats live together in harmony until a rogue cat leaves the safe city and adventures to Heinz Mountain.

ROBBIE ROCKETPANTS The Beginning

2006-09-29T11:53:25-08:00

Author: Garry2rs
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Cat & Kryten
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,932, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

Robbie Rocketpants as mentioned in the episode Terrorform is here! Find out how it all began!

Resurrection

2006-09-24T20:32:43-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,973, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-24-06
Status: Complete

A gapfiller for Nanarchy, and a bit of a followup to Blue. Another use for nanobots.

The Holomen

2006-09-22T14:25:53-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,909, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-22-06 Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

Kryten is worried about Lister. Rimmer knows what's wrong. He's right, isn't he? Takes place after Out Of Time and before Tikka To Ride.

Lost But Not Forgotten

2006-09-18T18:08:23-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 9, Words: 11,415, Reviews: 18 Updated: 9-18-06 Published: 6-6-05
Status: Complete

Young Rimmer makes a friend, but loses one. Timeslides and Dimension Jump! Angst! Physical and Mental hurt! Updated!

Polymorphed

2006-09-14T20:53:18-08:00

Author: Winter-Eyes
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 578, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-14-06
Status: Complete

Having no fear doesn’t just create a homicidal maniac with a passion for twatting things. Missing scene from the episode ‘Polymorph’. My first attempt at RD fanfic and RL slash...please tell me what you think!

Wake

2006-09-06T19:52:57-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,477, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Lister has an accident while dealing with the curries he got his hands on at the end of the extended Tikka. Rimmer takes it like a man. That is, not very well.

Substitutes

2006-09-01T21:16:21-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

A short VI vignette set after Legion. The substitutes in Rimmer's life. Slashy implications.

Return

2006-08-25T02:40:20-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,475, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-25-06 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

A different Ace returns to the gang. A postVIII fic. A resolution to Kochanski's predicament, and an intensification of Lister's. Warning for one instance of death.

Knighty knight

2006-08-22T21:19:15-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,421, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-22-06
Status: Complete

Rimmer's thoughts during the fight in Stoke Me A Clipper.

Cigar

2006-08-16T11:24:02-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-16-06
Status: In-Progress

A short Bodyswap gapfiller. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But it usually isn't.

The Cat’s best find in the whole of today!

2006-08-11T09:22:22-08:00

Author: CyborgGarfield
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Cat & Lister, D.
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,275, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-11-06 Published: 5-3-06
Status: In-Progress

The Cat finds a shiny thing. A really BIG shiny thing! Warning, there's a CrossOver warning going on! It's still going on! Ok, for those of you who still haven't got it, its a RD:SG1 X:Over

TEEN RED DWARF TITANS: When Titans meet Dwarves

2006-08-02T13:41:53-08:00

Author: Ace Trax
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,805, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-2-06 Published: 6-4-06
Status: In-Progress

3 Millions years in the future, inside spaceship Red Dwarf, the Teen Titans face the destiny of mankind, the infinity of the universe and the meaning of smeg. Teen TitansRed Dwarf Crossover Rimmer Experience included.

Full of Grace

2006-07-27T08:27:05-08:00

Author: Radar-rox
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,501, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-27-06
Status: Complete

Yep, another Rimmer angst, set to the song Full of Grace. please R&R.

The Diary of Arnold Rimmer

2006-07-26T20:07:23-08:00

Author: robster72
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,262, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-26-06 Published: 6-30-06
Status: Complete

Complete. Set before they are lost 3 million years from earth. Rimmer has a bet with Lister that he can't get a girlfriend in a month. I mean how tough can it be? All reviews welcome!

ZK's Return

2006-07-23T14:56:40-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Made up because I was Bored, set before Kryten joined... So series 1,2 ish. Some bits funnier if read by RD Web Board members...Perhaps.

Alternate Friendship

2006-07-22T18:55:15-08:00

Author: UnicornGiggles
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 12, Words: 6,461, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-22-06 Published: 6-26-06
Status: Complete

DONE: AU Lister makes a bet with Parker that he can get the most unsociable kid in school, Rimmer, to be his friend. Not slash for once!

Ingrid

2006-07-22T09:31:53-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,002, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-22-06 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Puncture repair kit on standby, sir. Another chapter in the story of Inflatable Ingrid, aka Rachel. Set postLegion, preGunmen.

Sunset

2006-07-16T09:31:40-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,512, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Three million years from Earth, and who cares about the Shake and Vac? Gapfiller, set in early Season VII.

Tessie

2006-07-08T21:04:42-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,728, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-8-06
Status: Complete

Lister and Rimmer return to Laredo to battle another virus. Slash. Spoilers through Season VI.

The Banana

2006-06-29T17:07:10-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,912, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-29-06 Published: 3-28-05
Status: In-Progress

The Banana from the 2nd series meets the crew face to face. It's ALIVE! Or is it! Where did it come from! It wasn't there 1st series! Where did it go! It wasn't there in the 3rd series!My reasons for the MANY changes between the 2nd and 3rd Series!UPDATED

The Red Adder

2006-06-27T22:03:44-08:00

Author: robster72
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 18,462, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-27-06 Published: 3-10-06
Status: Complete

Complete. Commander Blackadder and Baldrick get put into stasis for a crime against Space Corp. A crime that will have reverberations millions of years in the future with the crew of Red Dwarf. All reviews welcome!

Arnold Rimmer

2006-06-25T11:30:13-08:00

Author: Radar-rox
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 383, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

A short exploration of why Rimmer lies with his arm behind his head. Oneshot

The Mission

2006-06-24T01:49:06-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 307, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-24-06
Status: Complete

Tiny one shot set some time in series 7, nothing major Inspired by ranty Sian and her love of a certain type of biscuit.

Appliance

2006-06-18T08:24:43-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,746, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-18-06 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

The Dwarfers stop for a breath of arid desert planet air. Takes place just before Terrorform.

Mister Flibble Monologue

2006-06-15T11:14:13-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

Just a one shot monologue for Mister Flibble as the title says... I'd also like to apologise in advance for the fic, it just appeared on the word doc in front of me completly random.

The Frozen Woman

2006-06-15T07:44:44-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

Written on a whim, completly random Cat one shot. Turns a little angsty and into a Cat & Kira universe fic.

Judgement Day

2006-06-10T06:26:54-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Cat
Chapters: 1, Words: 533, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

One shot Cat fic set in episode 2 of series 5 The Inquisitor. Extended discussion between Cat & Inqisitor about whether Cat had led a meaningful and useful existance. Set in Cat & Kira universe.

Lone

2006-06-05T13:00:42-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 6, Words: 11,193, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-5-06 Published: 4-3-06
Status: Complete

The sleeping arrangements on Starbug in VI and VII were a bit ambiguous. But Lister and Rimmer were no longer bunking together. And Rimmer was meaner than ever. Spoilers for most of VI. A little IDW in there. A bit of slash in one person's mind.

Afterlife of a Smeghead

2006-05-31T14:05:57-08:00

Author: Dimension Kayt
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-31-06
Status: Complete

Lister ponders over what really happens when you die. Firstseason oneshot no pairings

Death's The Answer

2006-05-31T13:58:47-08:00

Author: reddwarfaddict
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Cat
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,845, Reviews: 45 Updated: 5-31-06 Published: 10-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Hmm...MysteryAngst...don't get many of them nowadays. Anyway, a crash and explosion of a tank of Ethylamine leads to mysterious circumstances for the crew...Sorry for the crap title. And summary.

Die Young

2006-05-26T22:31:41-08:00

Author: jonzey
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,805, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-26-06 Published: 5-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer's Shining Hour. To Save his ship, or cower behind a box... PLEASE R&R

Take Things Slow

2006-05-24T16:05:46-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Cat & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

Well this is a CxL fic... Yes you read right people... I can't believe I've written this... But I have...

Blackmail

2006-05-24T12:47:16-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Kryten
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

A short and disturbing gapfiller for Out Of Time. Not exactly slash. But that's as close as anything.

Red Dwarf Jealousy

2006-05-22T09:57:23-08:00

Author: drwhosgothgirl
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Kristine K. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,960, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-22-06 Published: 3-29-06
Status: In-Progress

The Crew get a new female member.Can Kochanski hold back her jealousyCan the guys keep their eyes of her?

The Red Dwarf Crew

2006-05-21T10:50:56-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-21-06
Status: Complete

Just a poem I randomly wrote.

The Kristine Kochanski Song

2006-05-21T10:33:44-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Kristine K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-21-06
Status: Complete

A daft, stupid little poem song to the Rimmer Munchkin song, about Krissy. Apologies to all Krissy fans.

Choice

2006-05-20T21:24:39-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-20-06
Status: Complete

Rimmer's thoughts during the euology in Stoke Me A Clipper. Angsty unrequited slash.

Medicine

2006-05-20T21:22:37-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,805, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-20-06
Status: In-Progress

An alternate resolution to Cat's problem in Identity Within. Some odd slash with Cat and Rimmer. Rimmer and Lister in further chapters.

Vita Amici

2006-05-19T09:03:32-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,564, Reviews: 32 Updated: 5-19-06 Published: 10-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Well I thought this up in the early hours the other night, mostly because of insmonia and a noodle,orangeade fueled hyperness state. Bit of a RD,Friends,Coupling,Other stuff mix... Whatever...

Dave & the Dragon

2006-05-16T10:06:51-08:00

Author: CyborgGarfield
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Cat
Chapters: 13, Words: 15,883, Reviews: 16 Updated: 5-16-06 Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

Dave Lister's destiny comes screaming in like a squadron of supralightspeed fighters! AGAIN! That's about all I can say without giving too much of the story away, although the title pretty much does that anyway. Oh well, what the smeg!

Dwarfen Detective

2006-05-13T18:59:27-08:00

Author: reddwarfaddict
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 7, Words: 7,432, Reviews: 29 Updated: 5-13-06 Published: 1-23-06
Status: In-Progress

A 'who dun it' aboard the Dwarf. Everyone has a grudge againest Rimmer but who would take it so far to attempt murder? Follow a first person account from the Inspector on the case where everyone is a suspect. I suck thermos at summaries and titles...

Nothing But Air

2006-05-11T06:04:06-08:00

Author: Radar-rox
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,060, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-11-06
Status: Complete

Rimmer tells Lister of a lost love. Yes its a crap summary, but it's only one chapter, so go on. What else are you going to do? Homework?

Silently Crying

2006-05-09T15:25:34-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lister, D. & Kristine K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,115, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

A Sad, kinda angsty song fic from Lister's POV after Kochanski dumped him.

Reality

2006-05-05T12:01:05-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,248, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

Reality bites. Gapfiller for Out Of Time. Spoilers through that episode. Slash of Rimmer and Lister.

Shopping At The Alley

2006-04-30T09:45:21-08:00

Author: Tea-Cub
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,592, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

Harry Potter x Red Dwarf crossover, oneoff fic. It’s just another day in the world of magic for three particular wizards.

The Perfect Defect

2006-04-27T12:06:43-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 11,595, Reviews: 56 Updated: 4-27-06 Published: 8-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Story of Rosemary a member of Rimmerworld, and then what happens to a certain new addition of the Red Dwarf crew when they arrive to save Rimmer. Chapter 12 now up!

Being Alone

2006-04-27T06:31:33-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,195, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-27-06
Status: Complete

Just a one chapter piece of Rimmer angst... [Rated T for... No real reason]

Savings & Sacrifices

2006-04-26T07:38:12-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,574, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-26-06 Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

Story related to the Cat & Kira series, though Cat isn't even in this! Is really a Rimmer, and Lister story, set before the accident that killed the crew, AND in series 8. Final chapter now up.

a sticky situation

2006-04-25T15:38:46-08:00

Author: boogle
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 13, Words: 15,778, Reviews: 60 Updated: 4-25-06 Published: 9-1-05
Status: In-Progress

A strange ship wants to board with red dwarf. The crew give the go ahead, but is there more than Peter Andre singing robots onboard? And what happens when Rimmer makes some really stupid mistakes? poor Lister and Cat...

Truths

2006-04-24T21:35:45-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,947, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-24-06
Status: Complete

Gapfiller for Stoke Me A Clipper. Slash. Vaguely disturbing.

Well meet again

2006-04-24T15:06:53-08:00

Author: Optimum Energon
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-24-06
Status: Complete

I'm rubbish at summaries, but here goes. The dwarfers go back in time and witness young Lister's encounder with a kidnapper. The man kidnapped him in the past, but Lister's determined to stop it from happening ever. Oneshot. Also, I have no idea what the

Friends Reunited

2006-04-22T06:15:12-08:00

Author: Queeq
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,456, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-22-06 Published: 4-21-06
Status: In-Progress

This follows on from the final episode in VIII 'Only The Good...' and gets rid of Kochanski and the nanobot Rimmer, and brings back the old Rimmer who's been living his days as Ace... chapter 3 added, lots more coming soon!

The Worst Start In Life

2006-04-21T14:21:23-08:00

Author: Sunrise over the Tango Factory
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,499, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-21-06 Published: 4-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Everyone has to start somewhere and Dave Lister’s start was a cardboard box under a pool table in a pub. Not the most glamorous entry into the world ever…but things can only get better…can’t they?

Alan's big adventure

2006-04-19T13:03:39-08:00

Author: boogle
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-19-06
Status: In-Progress

It's an Alan Davies Red Dwarf crossover poem... i'm insane...please read, it's better than you think, I promise! please read! :D

Oh dear

2006-04-13T15:21:43-08:00

Author: boogle
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Pairing: Kristine K. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Not for Kristine Kochanski fans. A little rhyme, to cure my writer's block... hopefully xx

Alteration

2006-04-13T01:05:39-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,448, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

AU retelling of DNA. Rimmer doesn't give up on the dandruff. Warning for some mild gore.

Forgive and Forget

2006-04-12T11:52:36-08:00

Author: Blue Midget
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Rimmer, A. & Lister, D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,103, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-12-06 Published: 4-11-06
Status: In-Progress

Takes place during and after Series III's 'Marooned'. Rimmer reflects on his feelings for Lister and wishes they could start over. But how does Lister feel towards him? This is a crap summary, I know, but this is my first fic so be nice!

Back for Bad

2006-04-11T15:47:54-08:00

Author: Kirke
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,467, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

ListerRimmer preslash. Takes place after 'Only the Good...' What if the events of seasons 7 and 8 were just an illusion created by a reality bubble?

Concrete Smeghead

2006-04-09T13:41:56-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,306, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

Songfic about young Rimmer and the angst pain he has to go through. The rumors, beatings, etc. Concrete Angel. Suicide

Bongo

2006-04-06T20:25:52-08:00

Author: Roadstergal
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kryten & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 673, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-6-06
Status: Complete

The trials and tribulations of Ace Rimmer's commanding officer, Bongo.

Rain and Thunder

2006-03-27T18:25:18-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,045, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-27-06 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

Pre Red Dwarf. A young Rimmer comes to terms with the thought that no one in his life truly cares for him. Pushed to the edge by his own mind, can he move past it? Angst. Epilogue up!

Caught

2006-03-27T18:21:35-08:00

Author: FantasySci5
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,822, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-27-06 Published: 3-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Rimmer might have FINALLY found his love! But can he save her, if she is stuck in the game! Updated!

Deep Thought

2006-03-27T12:19:32-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,048, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

Quick Rimmer one shot set a week after 'Out Of Time' Kinda rambly, and NO CAT! gasp, shock, faint

Pure And Simple Insanity

2006-03-27T11:55:33-08:00

Author: Sunrise over the Tango Factory
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lister, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,441, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

Lister’s appointment with the ship's counsellor doesn’t go as well as he’d hoped. How can he possibly prove he’s sane when the Doctors the one having a breakdown? One shot

Bingo Then Bust

2006-03-25T06:04:46-08:00

Author: Zombie Kitty
Category: Red Dwarf
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Lister, D. & Rimmer, A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-25-06
Status: Complete

Set in series 8, just a quick Rimmer & Lister bunkroom sketch.