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A Thousand Dreams

2012-03-05T20:14:52-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Supernatural
Morgana
Chapters: 8, Words: 13,449, Reviews: 71, In-Progress

"I am a seer, even in my madness. I see other worlds, things that never were. They all start with one little change…" 60-plus AUs in 3200 words, plus companion oneshots. Multiple ships, character death, fluff, lots of implications but nothing explicit

Because He's the Doctor

2012-01-31T17:34:28-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 408, Reviews: 5, Complete

"I might tear you from your daily life and steal you away / I might promise you the universe and do just as I say / I might say that I'm the Doctor and you'll always wonder "Who?" / Just because I am the Doctor and that's simply what I do." A tribute.

She Waits

2012-01-29T18:44:27-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Friendship
Amelia P./Amy
Chapters: 1, Words: 327, Reviews: 1, Complete

"And she waits…never doubts / 'Cause they're coming, they're coming, and they'll make it right." A poem, written during the Season 6 hiatus, in honor of Amy's trust in her boys.

They're Always Brave

2012-01-27T21:05:45-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Angst
10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 9, Complete

"Yes, I've known gallant Scotsmen and dogs cybernetic, / And I've known kidnapped teachers and sailors athletic..." The Doctor on his companions. Angsty poetry, or a game of "spot the companion", your choice. No real spoilers or warnings.

A Dream Deferred

2012-01-25T19:52:37-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
General
Donna N. & Shaun T.
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,864, Reviews: 11, Complete

"'Oi! Spaceman! Can you hear me' Her eyes are closed, and her face and body are as slack as a sleeping child's, but her voice is confident and very much awake." Donna's life post-Journey's-End. Spoilers through The End of Time, eventual Shaun/Donna.

Times Have Changed

2012-01-22T20:32:21-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K
Family/Friendship
Merlin & Arthur
Chapters: 2, Words: 492, Reviews: 8, In-Progress

What they were and what they are. A series of double drabbles exploring each of the relationships among the main four. Completed: Arthur & Morgana, Arthur & Merlin.

Words Both True and Kind

2012-01-18T19:59:18-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K+
Friendship/Drama
Merlin & Morgana
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,186, Reviews: 12, Complete

The one where Merlin saves Morgana, and Morgana saves the day. Season 2 reworked. Merlin/Morgana friendship/pre-romance, spoilers for all of season 2, no particular warnings. Re-edited and reposted 3/4/12.

The Ood Still Remember

2012-01-17T19:12:04-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Tragedy
Donna N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 3, Complete

"Donna, Noble Donna, do you hear us in your dreams?/Does your heart cry out against a world as empty as it seems?/ Oh Donna, Noble Donna, she who came to right our wrong,/ We're still singing in your honor, though you cannot hear our song!" Spoilers 4x13

Our Secret

2012-01-17T18:43:41-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 260, Reviews: 6, Complete

"We say it's for the thrills and chills, / For handsome faces, stunning eyes, / To see whom this week's monster kills… / But deep inside we know we lie." The real reason we watch DW, in 28 lines of rhyming poetry. No spoilers, warnings, or pairings.

The Centurion's Vigil

2012-01-15T19:57:43-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Rory W. & Amelia P./Amy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,864, Reviews: 11, Complete

"I'm not a 'servant of Rome', honestly. I'm just the guy who takes care of the box." Rory waits for 1894 years. The world changes a fair bit, and he tries to keep out of trouble. Rory/Amy, T for bodily harm/to be safe.

Appalling Arthur

2012-01-14T20:20:16-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: T
Romance/Family
Merlin & Morgana
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,478, Reviews: 23, Complete

"Revolting doesn't even begin to cover it," Arthur observes, still looking shell-shocked. Gwen giggles. "Really, though, my love, would you have them any other way?" The story of a wedding. Good!Morgana AU, Merlin/Morgana, T for Morgana's sense of humo

Till He Returns

2012-01-13T20:57:23-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K+
Fantasy/Romance
Merlin & Freya
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,673, Reviews: 15, Complete

"This is his destiny, Merlin. He will sleep in peace, caught between the world of the dead and the world of the living." At the end of everything, Merlin meets Freya again. Darkness, character death, and a happy ending of sorts. Merlin/Freya.

Keeping Watch, Keeping Faith

2012-01-12T16:34:22-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Lord of the Rings
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 3, Complete

"No lore-master sings a lay of the keepers of the beacons, of how we wait through long years, ever watchful. But we are proud to serve." In honor of unsung heroes, compatible with book- or movie-verse, no particular warnings.

Like Sand Through an Hourglass

2012-01-11T17:43:16-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III
Chapters: 1, Words: 958, Reviews: 5, Complete

"'You watch us run,' she told him, and he's counting every step." Knowing exactly how it's going to end isn't always a bad thing. Sometimes, it just makes it easier to count your blessings. River/11, spoilers for 4x9 and 4x10.

Always the Doctor

2012-01-10T19:08:57-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Humor
10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 443, Reviews: 7, Complete

"But he's always the Doctor, the man in the box / With the interesting hair and unusual togs..." 11 Doctors in 40 lines of rhyming anapestic tetrameter.

It Feels Like Death

2012-01-09T22:16:55-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Angst/General
10th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 7, Complete

"Normally, when humans ask about it, he tells them that, after all, they become more than one person during their life, too. It's called growing up, and all well-adjusted species do it." Why he didn't want to go. 10/Rose, angst, big spoilers for EoT.

The Most Important Thing

2012-01-08T17:49:29-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Arthur & Gwen/Guinevere
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,576, Reviews: 16, Complete

" "Don't worry about them," he says softly, "You're not dancing with them. Do you trust me?" " Fluff, waltzing and renewal of trust. Arthur/Gwen, no particular warnings, takes place very shortly after the end of 4x13.

Legends of a Madman

2012-01-07T19:21:15-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
10th Doctor & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 5, Complete

"When all was dark and full of fear, / he fell out of a stormy sky. / He saved us all and staunched our tears / and never stopped to say goodbye." The Doctor inspires legends on a daily basis. Here are a very few of them. No specific spoilers. Poetry.

Never Forgotten

2012-01-06T18:09:50-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Angst
Merlin & Morgana
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,312, Reviews: 13, Complete

"There are some marks that never fade, some things that you never, never forget." Because Morgana has been many things to Merlin, and his enemy is only the most recent. Onesided Merlin/Morgana, spoilers through 4x6, darkness, character death.

The Way to Wisdom

2012-01-05T16:32:25-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Misc. Books
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 1, Complete

"But someone showed me, long ago / The precious, hidden way / To lose myself in twisting words / And linger there all day." Tribute to the Land of Wisdom and Norton Juster's fantastic novel, "The Phantom Tollbooth". No particular spoilers or warnings.

The First Rule of Pilotin'

2012-01-04T16:50:33-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Firefly
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Wash & Zoe W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 8, Complete

"He became a pilot to begin with because he's always been a mite too fond of powerful things." Why Wash fell in love with Zoe, and why he was always going to win her over in the end. Wash/Zoe, no spoilers.

An Eternal Choice

2012-01-03T18:34:43-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Romance/Sci-Fi
TARDIS & 11th Doctor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 6, Complete

"I know the moment I sense him that we were, are, will be a space-time event unlike anything the universe has seen, can see, will ever see." The Tardis reflects on her Doctor, now, then, and forever. Doctor/Tardis, spoilers through 6x4.

Fantastic Rose

2012-01-02T16:42:08-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Friendship
9th Doctor & Rose T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 7, Complete

"Fantastic Rose with searching eyes / Who never hoped for what she craved / The girl I couldn't leave behind / The girl who couldn't stay away." Ninth's tribute to Rose if Ninth wrote poetry. Doubtful, I know . Spoilers through 1x13.

The Commendable Institution

2012-01-01T15:01:01-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Angst
Merlin & Freya
Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 31, Complete

"You should try being married sometime, Merlin." Arthur enjoys married life, and Merlin reflects on the chances that he will ever be able to do the same. Remembered Merlin/Freya, implied Arthur/Gwen, spoilers for 4x13. Half humor, half angst.

Badgering Arthur

2011-12-16T19:08:51-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Merlin
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Merlin & Morgana
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,322, Reviews: 14, Complete

" 'Because it's MERLIN' is what he wants to say. However, Morgana has a look on her face more fearsome than any monster he's ever defeated." The High King is the lone voice of reason in the face of an outrageous proposal. Arthur-centric Merlin/Morgana.

Too Brilliant

2010-11-07T11:24:29-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Tragedy
Donna N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 10, Complete

In honor of Donna Noble, Noble Donna, The Doctor Donna. Because the end of Series Four wouldn't leave me alone.

I'll Tell Where You Belong

2007-11-18T18:06:18-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Drama
Neville L. & Percy W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 834, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

Various students interact with the Sorting Hat. Oneshot series, written according to no particular pattern. So far: Neville and Percy.

A Wedding, Revenge, and Psychological Warfare

2006-12-13T18:10:54-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,028, Reviews: 46, Complete

Lily and James are getting married, at long last, and now all that's left to do is survive the ceremony, the reception, and get revenge on Sirius for the story he told in the toast. LilyJames, obviously. Features cruelty to Sirius. COMPLETED

That's Terrible!

2006-12-13T08:34:09-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Parody/Humor
Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,665, Reviews: 19, In-Progress

In which terrible fanfics are parodied to within an inch of their miserable life. Current victim: tellnotshow shipfic. Will be updated whenever I feel like it. IS LIKELY TO CONTAIN: Beanbags. And little red kites.

Just Another Row?

2006-06-24T15:40:06-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Romance
Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 26, Complete

Because we all know Ron and Hermione are never going to admit anything in a calm state of mind. Harry finally puts one of his temper tantrums to a good use. Oneshot. Post HBP, canon compliant.

Never Quite as Planned

2006-04-07T19:25:52-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Humor/Romance
Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 77, Complete

Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE

Helping Things Along

2006-03-29T19:31:54-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Charlie W. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 7, Complete

Quidditchcentric oneshot featuring Charlie and Ginny.

Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

2006-03-15T14:36:51-08:00

Author: SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,767, Reviews: 24, Complete

The room of requirement has been used many times over the years, but perhaps never to as much advantage as two oddly similar times, 20 years apart. Songfic, song from the Lion King. LilyJames, RonHermione, some HarryGinny.