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Canon Keepers IX: Canons Confounded

2009-08-18T13:59:19-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,213, Reviews: 47 Updated: 8-18-09 Published: 8-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Code Platinum, Pete. Code Platinum.

The Bird and The Baby

2009-07-12T15:32:40-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Crossover: Lord of the Rings and Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 30 Updated: 7-12-09 Published: 3-30-09
Status: In-Progress

Two authors agree to meet at the local pub but have to cancel at the last minute. By a twist of fate the pub sits, empty of people but full of literature--perfect for the perusal a few curious characters. Oh dear... Multi-Author, TolkienLewis Crossover.

Conversations

2009-05-05T17:48:10-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Digory Kirke
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,730, Reviews: 21 Updated: 5-5-09 Published: 10-30-08
Status: In-Progress

To converse: to talk informally with another or others; to exchange views, opinions, etc., by talking; to maintain a familiar association. Four conversations between the Professor and each of his ex-refugees. Bookverse, I think.

How To Kill A Narnian Mary Sue

2009-04-24T15:53:14-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 27, Words: 21,290, Reviews: 160 Updated: 4-24-09 Published: 3-20-07
Status: In-Progress

SQUEEEE! That's the sound of Marianna Susanna, enemy of all things Canonical and Mary Sue Extraordinaire. She's still trying to get into Narnia--and the result, my friends, is a Suebashing to end all Sues. Ha. You wish.

Clever

2009-02-28T20:32:21-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Aslan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,772, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

Maybe Aslan puts the stars in the sky and gives each a song. But then we have become truly dark, our eyes blinded and our ears deaf. We have all become Dumb. PC-verse.

Ineffabilis

2009-01-31T09:56:35-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,333, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

LB/AU. 'If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.'

Louder and Louder

2009-01-31T08:59:42-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Aslan & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,276, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-31-09 Published: 7-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Edmund's Call. 'The question is not what we intended ourselves to be, but what He intended us to be when He made us.'

How Not To Save The Earth

2009-01-31T06:47:18-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: 10th Doctor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,176, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-31-09 Published: 1-10-09
Status: In-Progress

S4Finale, Take 2. It's all very well and good having the biggest family on earth... until you're trying to stop daleks from destroying reality and the wrong half of your big, happy family shows up to help, that is. FOUR: In Which Captain Jack Dies

The Rooster Shall Not Crow

2009-01-17T21:50:12-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Aslan
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,210, Reviews: 38 Updated: 1-17-09 Published: 1-13-09
Status: Complete

Thrice he forgot and thrice he denied. -book/movieverse-

It's All Right

2009-01-10T17:58:46-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

It's not how he thought it would be, but... Bookverse. Petercentric.

Tractability

2008-12-17T14:44:50-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,459, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-17-08 Published: 12-15-08
Status: In-Progress

One can only take so much of being compared to the sun and the moon, and Susan is at the end of her proverbial rope of diplomacy. Multi-chapter, GoldenAge.Trords!

The Most Noble Contradiction

2008-12-11T12:14:07-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Caspian X & Aslan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-11-08
Status: Complete

Because Caspian clearly isn't the only one. Four kings, four movements of the same symphony.

Six Other Ways To Kill A 'Sue

2008-12-05T05:51:51-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 9, Words: 6,700, Reviews: 85 Updated: 12-5-08 Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

We've seen what happens when a 'Sue enters the storyline of the first book...but what about the other six? Can a Mary Sue survive those? Rated for repeated death of unwanted character.

The Blessedness of Defeat

2008-11-30T14:04:17-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-30-08
Status: Complete

If he's on the right side now and the right side has won, why does it feel like he's the one on the ground with the victor's foot on his neck? Oneshot, bookverse, Edcentric.

The Much and Allan Show

2008-11-22T15:36:55-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Robin Hood BBC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Allan A D. & Much
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,794, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-22-08
Status: Complete

Help! Everyone's dead, for the birds, or a casino-lord. Where will the show be in a few years? Casinos...? ...wait, what! Spoilers for S2/3.

Wheel of the World

2008-09-09T10:47:00-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,521, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-9-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes, she feels the world turning beneath her, senses the infinity of the surrounding universe... It's just one of the many things she's accepted as incomprehensible. Donnacentric, PostS4-JE.

Shirtsleeves

2008-09-08T18:35:40-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 903, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

It’s the only way he can handle the thought of things as they were, because there’s really nothing more upsetting than the ruination of a perfectly good shirt. Really. TenDonna Friendship. Post S4 Finale.

Ginger

2008-08-16T11:40:01-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,026, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-16-08
Status: Complete

He's always wanted to be ginger. It would make his eccentric personality that much better--and set off the blue of his sonic screwdriver rather well, too. Looks like he finally got what he wanted. Oneshot, 10th, Post-Season4-ish.

How Not To Steal The Earth

2008-08-15T15:20:33-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,745, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

In which the Doctor is confronted with hot tubs, mood swings, and the fact that his TARDIS is indeed bigger on the inside. Oh, and by the way, he's brilliant. One way the S4 Finale might have gone. Davros and the Daleks have nothing on this! -10th-

Tradition

2008-07-25T09:14:54-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Edmund Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,458, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

It seems to be the morning for breaking it... and when the dust clears, who is left standing? Certainly not whom tradition decrees! Oneshot, GoldenAge.Trords!

Conspiracies and Sudden Cognomens

2008-07-24T17:52:01-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,845, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

The crux of the matter is--his family's all conspiring against him. Well, he thinks it's beastly of them...and who names a society GEWNE, anyway? Oneshot, LWW/PC, anyverse, Pevensie family fluff.

Gentle

2008-07-10T12:10:39-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Pairing: Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,294, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-10-08
Status: Complete

She'd been trying so hard to escape that useless title and seize the time there while it lasted, but it hadn't made her any less empty. In which Susan reflects on the past and resolves the future. Oneshot, PC Movie&BookVerse

Save It For Later

2008-07-09T22:27:52-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 15 Published: 7-9-08
Status: Complete

Mid-duel with a sore arm and a heavy heart, Peter ponders his brother's words. Oneshot, PC Movieverse. Nonslash.

Having It Sorted

2008-07-07T21:04:49-08:00

“Maybe it's time to remember who made us Just and Magnificent in the first place.” In which Peter attempts to sort things out and Ed helps. Oneshot, PC Movie-verse post-SASV, possible companion piece to ‘Getting It Sorted. Nonslash brotherfic.

Magnificent

2008-07-03T07:32:08-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Aslan & Peter Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

He'd wanted so badly to be King Peter the Magnificent again, but it hadn't been worth it. In which Peter reflects, remembers, and repents--and in the end, Someone makes it worth it. Oneshot, PC Movieverse.

Getting It Sorted

2008-07-02T08:30:05-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Aslan & Edmund Pevensie
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,094, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-2-08
Status: Complete

In which Ed gets it sorted...sort of. The aftermath of the ice scene. Oneshot, PC Movieverse.

Wiggle Woes

2007-04-26T13:15:04-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,713, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-26-07
Status: Complete

Where can you find something so terrible that even a Marshwiggle wouldn't have thought to predict it? Watch as Puddleglum finds out the hard way. [Oneshot. Suggested JillEustace. Nothing inappropriate or dirty.]

Canon Keepers VIII: A Sure Sign of Madness

2007-03-30T16:22:10-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,885, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-30-07
Status: Complete

Talking to oneself is a sure sign of madness, or so they say. Peter is willing to do battle over that one. [Oneshot. Maybe Not So Slight MovieBashing. Featuring Peter and Edmund as Canon Keepers.]

Canon Keepers VII: Double Trouble

2007-03-19T12:05:48-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,302, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

The Pevensie brothers left to their own devices in the midst of a singularly boring week are nothing to sneeze at. Throw in two unexpectedly decent Male OCs, and what do you have? Falsetto humming, forgery, coffee, and more. Oneshot. Little to no bashing.

Just Redemption

2007-03-07T20:21:16-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,657, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

How does a person go from a traitorous, murderous brat to a King of true justice? A story of redemption. [Oneshot. Movie&Bookverse. Extremely Drabbley.]

One Winter's Morning

2007-03-07T04:46:45-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 589, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

This is the explanation for that unearthly holler Tumnus released upon seeing Lucy for the first time. He claims the events that morning were unrelated. You can decide for yourself. [Movieverse. Oneshot.]

Canon Keepers VI: On a Monday, I Was Incested

2007-01-20T14:38:48-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,383, Reviews: 25 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Somehow, he got the idea that “PS” didn’t stand for Post Scriptum, Pulling Strings, Purloined Socks, Poisonous Spiders, or Plum Scones. [Incestbashing, nonscripted oneshot, and 6th in a series.]

Canon Keepers V: Oreius Schmeius!

2006-12-26T13:36:31-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,047, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-26-06
Status: Complete

In which Susan experiences a 'verse change, and Oreius learns something the hard way. Oneshot. AntiSusanOreius. NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.

Canon Keepers III: Faux French Fobia

2006-12-16T15:46:52-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Eowyn & Faramir
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,598, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-16-06 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Eowyn's a veteran at Canon Keeping. But is she ready for this? Multichapter. AntiOC. THIS IS PART 3 IN A SERIES. 'TIS BEST TO READ THE OTHER 2 FIRST. [3rd and 4th chapters up. COMPLETE.]

Canon Keepers II: Gary Stu Season

2006-12-01T20:02:53-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,347, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

A Gary Stu. A Marty Sam. What's the difference? Two Canon Keepers answer this question and learn a lot in the process. General hilarity and mocking of Male OC's. Sequel to 'The Canon Keepers.' NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.

The Canon Keepers

2006-07-31T16:09:27-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,409, Reviews: 50 Published: 7-31-06
Status: Complete

An inside look at the greatest enemy the MarySue industry has ever known: The Canon Keepers! For all SueWannabes, this will open your eyes as to what all MarySues are up against and cause you to question your choice in careers. NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.

Speaking of Sounds

2006-06-17T16:02:21-08:00

Author: JealousOfTheMoon
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Peregrin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-17-06
Status: Complete

What's the most frightening sound you've ever heard? A bit of humor with the Took's family. Where's the category for fluff?