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School for Dummies

2007-10-25T00:03:34-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 9, Words: 26,227, Reviews: 169 Updated: 10-25-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Artemis is in middle school with OMG popularzzz! and sarcastic, slightly perverted girls, not to mention teachers that must be broken in. Ch. 9: Artemis hires Juliet's services for a dinner with Mssrs. Lipton and Strait & drama rises w chrissy and her bf!

Centaurs: A Long And Rich History

2007-10-06T14:33:07-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Foaly & Julius R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 13 Published: 10-6-07
Status: In-Progress

What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!

Rainbow Man

2007-10-06T11:46:44-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-6-07
Status: Complete

It was all laid out for her and she seized it with her transparent hand. Short songfic, Artemis x Anyone

Flutter

2007-09-23T22:12:50-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Opal K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

The flutter of eyelashes because he isn't sure what this is. Poem Chix Verbil x Opal.

Triggering Love

2007-09-23T11:58:09-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,262, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

He wants it because he knows he is going to get it, like a storm he can see miles away. He has anticipated hitting the ground running for so long that he even knows his last words. ArtemisOC: songfic

Saving a Guardian Angel

2007-07-23T16:42:24-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,261, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-23-07
Status: Complete

How do you save a guardian angel, much less a Slytherin? Snape x Lily. No spoilers, but better understood if you read Deathly Hallows. Songfic to Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

Cheating at Spades

2007-03-27T20:09:36-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 359, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-27-07
Status: Complete

A simple game of Spades holds more memories and realizations than you may think. Artemis x Minerva or Artemis x OC, 1shot.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legacy Continues

2007-02-03T14:57:27-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,258, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-3-07 Published: 12-19-06
Status: In-Progress

...You will all remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Will Sparrow...Marie Turner longs for freedom, but when she is swept up into the black ship of a boy who may be the son of...well, adventure and love ensues!

15 Ways to Get Hermione Granger's Attention

2007-01-17T19:49:03-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,788, Reviews: 77 Updated: 1-17-07 Published: 6-29-06
Status: In-Progress

Ron is desperate to get Hermione's attention after recent events, so he comes up with 15 wacky plans! So far included are mushrooms, bananas, bling bling, swanky ties, Abercrombie's Wizard Line, and GOTHNESS! Wierd and messed up? OF COURSE! R&R!

7 Sins

2007-01-05T21:19:03-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,547, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-5-07
Status: Complete

Artemis's 7 sins...not your average 7 Deadly Sins, no, not at all...dark, includes character deaths. Leaves much up to your mind! 1shot, can either be Artemis x Opal or Artemis x OC

Trapped

2006-12-16T17:20:56-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,683, Reviews: 19 Published: 12-16-06
Status: Complete

Holly is trapped in a cage, Butler is trapped in his words, and Artemis is trapped in his mind. Oneshot.

Until the Golden Sunrise

2006-12-03T13:20:21-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,076, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

Artemis didn't answer, so Butler stood, pushed the chair back, and left, wondering what exactly had happened that night that had both thrilled and torn apart Artemis the way it had. Songfic, 1shot.

Desk Mates 2: The Confession

2006-11-10T13:12:55-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 30 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

SEQUEL 2 DESK MATES! What happens after Hermione finds what Ron has carved into her desk? Plans to confront him may be ruined by Dumbledore and Lavender...RHr, oneshot.

Changed

2006-11-09T22:07:49-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,533, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Artemis isn't the same. Conflicts with Minerva, money, his new life and his old love are weighing him down. But at 12 o'clock midnight, he will go back to the beginning to see her. And that might make everything else disappear...or will it? AH, songfic.

The Trick

2006-11-04T15:29:40-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-4-06
Status: Complete

Holly has to do this. She has no choice. Artemis doesn't understand...even though he thinks he does. She has to do more than what he thinks, though she does it in the end, in the last moment. Only that moment. Warning: character deaths! angst!

Blackbird Singing in the Night

2006-10-29T13:12:40-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,366, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-29-06
Status: Complete

Come back to me,' she whispered, hating this vulnerable, delicate feeling that could be torn apart at any second, and he was tearing it with joy. AFHS, but doesn't mention any names. Songic.

Harry Potter and the Necklace of Atlantea

2006-10-07T12:03:06-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,043, Reviews: 28 Updated: 10-7-06 Published: 10-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Playing Quidditch with Hermione, a loose Bludger breaks Hermione's arm. She's in the Hospital Wing, angry at him. What can Ron do to make it up to her? An enchanted necklace sounds good...but things may become so crazy you'll hardly believe what happens!

Love and Chance

2006-06-10T23:08:04-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 24, Words: 15,212, Reviews: 73 Updated: 6-10-06 Published: 4-13-06
Status: Complete

Hermione doesn't know what to do about the upcoming Ball she's been asked by Krum, Ron finds himself head over heels for her but suspects that she loves Harry who isn't telling anyone about his sudden attraction to Ginny. Messed up? Yeah. R&R! RHr, HG

Desk Mates

2006-05-29T13:41:26-08:00

Author: Realilly
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 87 Published: 5-29-06
Status: Complete

Switching seats in Transfiguration, Ron finds markings carved into Hermione's old desk...: