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Revenge and Redemption

2013-05-18T20:02:54-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: M
Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 17, Words: 50,914, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Ookami Kakushi, post Kaitou-hen: Over the course of a year, two enemies face their individual struggles-some with others, some with each other-on the biggest emotional roller coaster rides of their lives. Unbeknownst to them, a greater threat to Jougamachi is on a steady rise and will put their relationship to the ultimate test.

Behind Unlocked Doors

2013-05-12T19:59:42-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,415, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi, during Revenge and Redemption: Hiroshi accidentally walks in on two acquaintances getting intimate. Awkwardness ensues.

Fractured Fragment

2013-01-13T15:39:27-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Family
Lambdadelta & F. Bernkastel
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,405, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

Lambdadelta stumbles across a world where Beatrice, Shannon, and Kanon are separate people free to be with their loved ones. But is it truly an ideal world?

Face to Face

2012-11-07T08:25:25-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: M
Crime/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,885, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: In an alternate universe where Sakaki is a wanted criminal on the run, Nemuru seeks to stop him from destroying Jouga at any cost. But how high is the price? PWP

Sheldon Discovers TV Tropes

2012-08-11T19:02:51-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Big Bang Theory
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Sheldon C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,462, Reviews: 14, Complete

Exactly what it says on the tin. God have mercy on us all.

Hunter's Lodge

2012-07-21T08:46:45-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 14, Words: 23,892, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

Ten teenagers are enticed to a lodge under false pretenses, not knowing the retribution that awaits them within...

Inescapable

2012-07-14T18:49:17-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Last Exile
English, Rated: T
Angst/Romance
Dio E. & Delphine E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 0, Complete

Even if Dio can't escape his sister, he can still find another person to escape to in his mind…Incest, some BL elements.

Bittersweet Chat

2012-07-07T18:25:54-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: K
General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 726, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: Three moments where Sakaki and Nemuru didn't stop to have a full conversation and one moment where they did.

Cat in the Box

2012-05-14T19:31:03-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: M
Romance/Family
Jessica U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 12, Words: 19,516, Reviews: 16, In-Progress

Re-write of "Eye of the Storm", Ep7 AU: Can one person exist without contradicting the existence of the other? Such is the question that must be answered to determine who is the child from nineteen years ago and to protect an innocent third party.

Bum Reviews: The Room

2012-03-25T18:26:07-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
The Room, 2003
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,105, Reviews: 7, Complete

Chester A Bum offers his two cents on Tommy Wiseau's magnum opus.

Sky of Vengeance

2012-03-18T18:41:38-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: T
Family/Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 29,826, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: Sakaki, having survived his fall, raises his son to hate the Kushinada family. At age fifteen, he is sent to Jougamachi to earn the trust of the Kushinadas and lure them into his father's trap. But where do his loyalties ultimately lie?

When the Witch Cries

2012-02-15T16:49:59-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 866, Reviews: 5, Complete

Between games, Beatrice tries a different tactic to provoke a response out of Battler.

The Power of Love and Friendship

2012-01-19T16:11:25-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: K+
Friendship/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,038, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: How would the anime's ending have gone if Ryukishi had written it?

Hugo

2012-01-14T10:44:17-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 330, Reviews: 0, Complete

Vera's mind may be starting to go just a bit, as proven by this song.

Popping Bubbles

2012-01-13T19:14:40-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,597, Reviews: 5, Complete

Ep6: Beato shares her worries with her sister while in the bathtub.

Contemplating the Meaning of Life or Whatever

2012-01-12T20:06:25-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Nancy Drew series
English, Rated: K
Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,284, Reviews: 1, Complete

WAV: The valedictorian is announced, leading to some individuals to learn a thing or two about each other.

December 24

2011-12-24T13:52:42-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: T
Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,877, Reviews: 0, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: Today was the day I would've married Mieko. But some things could never be.

Kuzumi Love Shack

2011-11-13T11:13:04-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Games
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,864, Reviews: 1, Complete

Ookami Kakushi: Sakaki is roped into looking after Hiroshi and Mana for the weekend, and he and Hiroshi end up in a very interesting situation. Yaoi.

Thanks For Believing In Me

2011-10-09T16:08:39-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Kim Possible
English, Rated: K
Family/General
Hego & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,495, Reviews: 4, Complete

Shego replies to a touching letter.

Poetic Madness

2011-08-31T23:05:38-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K
Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 4, Complete

Poems for Episode Eight. Waiting long. Spoilers are abound. No seriously, MAJOR SPOILERS for fifty percent of Ep8.

The Rise and Fall of Shego

2011-07-13T22:57:58-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Kim Possible
English, Rated: K
Hurt/Comfort/General
Kim P. & Shego
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,323, Reviews: 17, Complete

When Kim accidentally causes a temporary decline in grace for Shego, she feels she must repair the damage. But will Shego be willing to accept it?

Countdown To Positive

2011-05-06T23:11:15-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Desperate Housewives
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Danielle VdK
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 1, Complete

S3: Picturing the look on her mother's face upon telling her she was pregnant had once been a source of humour for Danielle during her moments of defiance. But now, it was no laughing matter.

Battler's Twilight

2011-03-11T15:01:42-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Parody
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,952, Reviews: 11, Complete

A parody of the Twilight saga featuring Battler as Bella, and Beatrice as Edward.

Bum Reviews: Ten Little Indians 1989

2011-03-09T21:24:52-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,259, Reviews: 0, Complete

Chester A Bum offers his two cents on the last adaptation.

Eva's Reflection

2011-02-21T19:24:27-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Angst/Family
Eva U. & Ange U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,258, Reviews: 6, Complete

Post Witches Tanabata TIP: Eva knew it wouldn't be easy. That didn't make it any less painful. Spoilers for Ep7.

Shame

2010-12-31T22:50:43-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Kinzo U. & Beatrice II
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,348, Reviews: 3, Complete

It was not just an emotion. It was an overbearing feeling, and a physical reminder, which Kinzo knew all too well. Spoilers for Ep7.

Yakimochi hen

2010-12-27T23:07:07-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: M
Horror/Tragedy
Mion S. & Keiichi M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,805, Reviews: 43, Complete

Jealousy chapter. Has Mion really never killed anyone? Has there not been a world where she, too, fell victim to the parasite which convinced her that she was losing the person she held dear to her own friends?

Ten Little Villains

2010-12-20T19:41:45-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Kim Possible
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Suspense
Chapters: 23, Words: 24,024, Reviews: 113, Complete

Based on Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None: Ten of Kim Possible's deadliest foes are invited to a villain's banquet by a mysterious host, unaware that one of them is a Global Justice agent in villain's clothing, ready to unleash retribution...

Bum Reviews: Ookami Kakushi

2010-12-07T17:40:55-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Anime/Manga
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,019, Reviews: 1, Complete

Chester A Bum offers his two cents on the latest 07 anime adaptation.

First

2010-11-13T00:15:30-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: M
Romance/General
Jessica U. & Kanon
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,626, Reviews: 3, Complete

Based on chapter twenty-one of "Eye of the Storm": Of all the things she wanted to do before these days of happiness would end, this had to come first. No explicit spoilers, PWP.

Bum Reviews: Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

2010-09-26T22:20:48-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,345, Reviews: 6, Complete

Chester A Bum offers his two cents on the anime adaptation.

One and the Same

2010-09-18T20:31:22-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Kanon & Shannon
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 9, Complete

Kanon has a deep, heartfelt confession to make to Battler. For that matter, so does Shannon.

Hero Support

2010-09-11T10:24:58-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Hetalia - Axis Powers
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/General
America & England/Britain
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,203, Reviews: 4, Complete

America tries to hold up on the nine year anniversary of that day. But even heroes need a bit of support.

Fifty Reasons For Living

2010-08-28T21:56:23-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Code Geass
English, Rated: K+
Family/Romance
Lelouch L. & Nunnally L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,724, Reviews: 6, Complete

She was his reason for living...for so many reasons. 50 sentences for Lelouch and Nunnally.

Eye of the Storm

2010-08-03T16:36:58-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: M
Romance/Family
Beatrice & Jessica U.
Chapters: 34, Words: 112,107, Reviews: 141, Complete

Post series: The games have been won, but a new one is underway to test the strength and bonds of the Ushiromiya family as they are also tested by an event that could change everything.

Sea of the Golden Witch

2010-04-22T22:13:07-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,148, Reviews: 23, Complete

In place of the usual game, Beatrice decides to play through the most important episode for any series ever: The beach episode.

Fruity Secrets

2010-03-30T17:36:40-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,232, Reviews: 11, Complete

Battler learns the hard way why you should never, ever snoop through Beato's desk...

Confessions Over Scones

2010-03-25T22:05:26-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Friendship/General
Virgilia & Gaap
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,955, Reviews: 3, Complete

Post Turn of the Endless Sorcerer: Sometimes, our deepest regrets can be shared with the least likely of all people. Spoilers for TotES.

A Ghost Story

2010-03-20T21:40:21-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Family/General
Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,667, Reviews: 2, Complete

Post Turn of the Endless Sorcerer: Sometimes, reality can be fantastic enough to create a wonderful ghost story. Spoilers for TotES.

More Tea?

2010-03-05T23:44:16-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Ronove & Virgilia
Chapters: 1, Words: 981, Reviews: 10, Complete

A continuation of a challenge on LiveJournal: Virgilia and Ronove share a brief moment.

Ophelia

2010-02-17T21:00:48-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,479, Reviews: 3, Complete

Post Ep3: She looked as though she had drowned, her body now floating adrift…she looked like a sleeping angel who no longer walked this sinful Earth. She looked exactly as Battler had pictured Ophelia to look upon her death.

Waiting

2010-02-06T17:21:07-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Satoshi H. & Shion S.
Chapters: 23, Words: 49,004, Reviews: 50, Complete

For seven years, she watched others fall in love, waiting for her love to return. One day, in February 1989, the waiting paid off.

Four Is Company

2009-12-31T22:58:36-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Jessica U. & Kanon
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 15, Complete

Jessica and Kanon find themselves in the middle of an Umineko sex comedy...happy new year folks!

Turn of the Endless Sorcerer

2009-12-28T21:51:52-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 26, Words: 97,013, Reviews: 152, Complete

Post EP5 Visual Novel : Becoming the Endless Sorcerer was only half the battle. It would take reviving Beato and going back one week before the game began to win the war.

Fairy Tale

2009-12-01T13:28:25-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: T
Romance/Tragedy
Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,639, Reviews: 4, Complete

Do fairy tales come true? Does Prince Charming really exist? When I was a little girl, I believed he did.

Dear You Smile

2009-11-06T21:22:00-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Romance
Beatrice & Battler U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 3, Complete

A fan made version of Dear You revolving around a certain witch's feelings for Battler.

The Red Text Never Lies

2009-11-03T17:01:33-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Higurashi/Umineko series
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Battler U. & Beatrice
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 13, Complete

Beatrice gives Battler a little lesson in always trusting the red text.

On the Porch

2009-08-21T22:34:16-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K
Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,460, Reviews: 1, Complete

Marston and Vera have a short conversation before dinner and share an innocent flirtation.

Emma Gets Pregnant

2009-07-27T18:00:35-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Degrassi
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Emma N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,037, Reviews: 9, Complete

Exactly what it says on the tin: A parody of the same-old 'Emma-gets-pregnant' fanfics...with a twist in the end.

Ten Little Tiptons

2009-07-17T20:47:08-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Suite Life series
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Mystery
Zack M. & Cody M.
Chapters: 26, Words: 20,645, Reviews: 60, Complete

Zack and Cody have to rewrite the Agatha Christie classic 'And Then There Were None' as an English assingment and soon learn that art imitates life...

Aftershock

2009-07-15T14:46:58-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Chapters: 34, Words: 61,984, Reviews: 20, Complete

Desyat Negrityat, AU: Just when the biggest earthquake ended, a series of little earthquakes began, violently disrupting the lives of two individuals who each think the other wronged them. But who is truly innocent and who is truly guilty?

Finale: Sweeney Todd Style

2009-05-18T18:50:52-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Desperate Housewives
English, Rated: M
Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,128, Reviews: 1, Complete

AU: Yes, the season five finale was fine and dandy, but this is how Dave's storyline should have been resolved...Sweeney Todd Style.

And Then There Were Two

2009-03-12T19:58:17-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Romance
Chapters: 50, Words: 80,912, Reviews: 113, Complete

AU: What if the boat arrived in time and rescued the murderer's two final intended victims? And what if, after a series of trials and tribulations, they developed feelings for each other?

How Not To Write ATTWN Fanfiction

2009-02-18T18:45:55-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,047, Reviews: 18, Complete

Inspired by Fomalhaut's How Not To Write Titanic fanfiction: Exactly what it says on the tin, no false advertisement abound, so all aspiring ATTWN fanfic writers, read it and weep.

No One Mourns the Wicked: Vera Claythorne

2008-07-24T21:31:43-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Family/Drama
Chapters: 17, Words: 42,478, Reviews: 40, Complete

How do murderers come to be the people they are?

Hope

2008-06-18T19:46:51-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Degrassi
English, Rated: T
Family/Angst
Manny S. & Craig M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 3, Complete

Yes, it's yet another AU Cranny baby fic, yipee. Only it's partly AU and partly not...

Those Wretched Filmmakers!

2008-06-14T14:41:52-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,389, Reviews: 10, Complete

The ATTWN characters, mainly Blore, react to three of the film versions WARNING: Makes little to no sense .

Trust

2008-03-29T18:13:51-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 7, Complete

The 1945 Movie: "By the way, why did you trust me?" "Why did you?" But they both knew the answer...

Ten Little Housewives

2008-02-06T20:51:11-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Desperate Housewives
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Suspense
Chapters: 25, Words: 34,146, Reviews: 127, Complete

Based on Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None': The women of Wisteria Lane and their loved ones are invited to a New Year's Eve party by a mysterious host who proceeds to make each and every one pay for their sins...

The Diary of a Child Murderess

2007-10-25T12:50:55-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Romance/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,999, Reviews: 2, Complete

Vera writes her own account of Cyril's drowning.

Betrayal

2007-10-25T11:38:22-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Misc. Books
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 2, Complete

Based on Agatha Christie's 'Death on the Nile': A poem about Jackie's feelings when Linnet betrays her.

Dreams of Hugo

2007-10-17T19:50:37-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K+
Horror/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,214, Reviews: 4, Complete

What worries us during the day comes back to haunt us in our sleep. Vera Claythorne, in particular, knows this quite well...

Which Mirror is most Underappreciated of All?

2007-10-17T18:54:56-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Fairy Tales
English, Rated: K
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 816, Reviews: 4, Complete

Snow White' from the mirror's POV.

Celine Dion's Magic

2007-09-21T20:05:05-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Kim Possible
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Drakken & Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,116, Reviews: 6, Complete

Tonight's karaoke night proves to be very special for Drakken and Shego, as their latest song fits them all too well...

A Dangerous Love

2007-04-18T20:55:52-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,045, Reviews: 9, Complete

Why do I love her? I don't know. Are we meant to be? Probably not. What I do know is that our time is running out...

Goodbye, Vera

2007-01-25T19:14:36-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
And Then There Were None
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,809, Reviews: 6, Complete

The last words I ever said to her--before coming back and finding everything changed--were, "Goodbye, Vera. I love you."

I'll Never Stop Believing In You

2006-10-09T17:52:28-08:00

Author: Jane Poirot
Kim Possible
English, Rated: K
General/Angst
Shego
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,281, Reviews: 10, Complete

One day, Shego is feeling so bored she decides to get the mailand what she gets is very unexpected...