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The Paradox of Peace

2008-05-02T20:08:29-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 13, Words: 15,004, Reviews: 268 Updated: 5-2-08 Published: 3-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Two years after the war ends, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to release Azula from prison to prevent a revolt. To secure Prince Zuko's place on the throne, Regent Fire Lord Iroh is forced to arrange Prince Zuko's marriage.

Sokka Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

2008-02-29T16:43:37-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Sokka & Azula
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,045, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-29-08 Published: 2-28-08
Status: In-Progress

A crossover of Sweeney Todd and Avatar. Preview found in first chapter.

The Cabbage Conspiracy: A Crackfic

2007-07-29T09:11:51-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 23 Published: 7-29-07
Status: Complete

A fic based on a true quote heard by my ears at the San Diego Comic Con from Bryan Konietzko himself.

Missing Moments in Danny History

2007-04-18T15:48:46-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny F.
Chapters: 7, Words: 2,649, Reviews: 72 Updated: 4-18-07 Published: 7-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Funny things that should have happened... but didn't.

The Muffin and Doughnut Show

2007-04-17T19:01:21-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Cartoon X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 5,268, Reviews: 108 Updated: 4-17-07 Published: 10-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Muffin and Doughnut bring back the kidnapped couples and check on their progress.

Twelve Dead Men

2007-03-31T10:29:20-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,573, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-31-07
Status: Complete

A parody of Twelve Angry Men that Colin Juror Nine and I Juror Eleven came up with during rehearsal in which all of the jurors die.

Doughnut's Done It Again

2007-03-15T21:12:37-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 100, Words: 40,116, Reviews: 434 Updated: 3-15-07 Published: 2-17-07
Status: Complete

This time the crazy pastry has decided to kidnap the cast of Avatar and force them to sing fitting Broadway songs!

Phantoms of the Caribbean 2: Dead Ghost's Chest

2007-01-26T15:54:00-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Danny F. & Sam M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 31 Updated: 1-26-07 Published: 9-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel! Captain Danny Phantom is back! This time, he's in a race to save his soul from Pariah Dark! AND WHAT THE HECK IS THIS! A total non cliche! Tucker and Sam are in gasp! Jail! It's up to Tucker to save her! ... Let's have a moment of silence for Sam.

The Sad, Sad Tale of an Arranged Marriage

2006-12-10T20:17:16-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,039, Reviews: 89 Updated: 12-10-06 Published: 11-20-06
Status: In-Progress

After Harry saves Ron's life, Mr and Mrs Weasley decided the only way to repay him is by giving him Ginny's hand in marriage. Chaos insues.

50 Reasons Why Toph and Sokka Should Be Together

2006-11-16T15:23:33-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Toph & Sokka
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,363, Reviews: 77 Updated: 11-16-06 Published: 11-4-06
Status: Complete

Muffin, Doughnut, and Cupcake are once again tying people up. Except this time, the Pastries are sugar high from Halloween!

Slave

2006-10-23T19:09:53-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Katara & Zuko
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,630, Reviews: 106 Updated: 10-23-06 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

AU When the Fire Nation raided the South Pole, Katara was taken as a slave to the Fire Court. Zutara fluffiness!

TRIP TO EUROPE

2006-10-15T08:55:42-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,243, Reviews: 97 Updated: 10-15-06 Published: 7-15-06
Status: Complete

Danny, Sam, Paulina, Dash, Tucker, Valerie, Jazz, Mikey, Kwan, and Star are going on a trip to Europe! Mayhem ensues! Includes Danny streaking, evil truth or dare, and French kissing!

As Easy As Dating Your Sister

2006-10-12T18:56:17-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny F. & Sam M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,714, Reviews: 25 Updated: 10-12-06 Published: 8-16-06
Status: In-Progress

In order for Danny to go through one reunion without being teased about him and Sam, Danny convinces Tucker and Sam to pretend to be a couple. Danny wonders why it all makes him feel so weird. DXS DRAGON EVA'S STORY.

Ursa of New Sozin

2006-10-03T05:40:30-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,337, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

The union of Prince Ozai to Ursa of New Sozin was never a happy one. Ursa had always dreamed of love.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy

2006-10-03T05:39:24-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

WARNING! This story is extremely insane. Ursa tells Ozai something very important in a ... VERY bizarre way.

Draft

2006-09-13T17:49:39-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Sam M. & Danny F.
Chapters: 11, Words: 8,583, Reviews: 139 Updated: 9-13-06 Published: 7-17-06
Status: Complete

The draft has been instated and Danny has to go to war. Before he leaves, he and Sam are secretly married. What will happen when Sam finds out she's pregnant? And Danny hits his head?

Harry Potter: Babysitter

2006-09-12T07:13:39-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Hermoine dumps her son on Harry to be babysat. RonHermy HarryGin

The Wedding Race

2006-09-05T05:38:54-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Azula & Zuko
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 43 Published: 9-5-06
Status: Complete

Whoever gets married and has a kid first gets the kingdom, Fire Lord Ozai proclaimed. Azula and Zuko sprinted away. Azulaang Zutara WARNING! Slightly disturbing. OK, really disturbing!

Phantoms of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Rose

2006-09-04T07:33:24-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Sam M. & Danny F.
Chapters: 32, Words: 18,602, Reviews: 264 Updated: 9-4-06 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Sort of a rewrite of Pirates with the Danny Phantom characters. Some twists. Please no flames. Honest criticism, fine! DXS!

50 Reasons Why Sam and Danny Should Be Together

2006-07-14T09:17:44-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Danny F. & Sam M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,260, Reviews: 148 Updated: 7-14-06 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Danny woke up tied in a chair. He realized Sam was tied to his lap... Fangirls kidnap Danny and Sam and force them together... with rope! COMPLETE!

First Kiss

2006-06-23T05:44:02-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 31 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

Is there any way at all that you would stop asking me out?Of course! You could give me a chance and go out with me!One date. ONE date and you will never ask me out again, Potter! LilyJames

Past Mistakes

2006-06-23T05:41:44-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-23-06
Status: Complete

Yet another ohsooriginal story where Harry and Ginny are catapulted to the past where they meet their parnets.

Jack Sparrow at Pirate School

2006-06-22T16:03:24-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,002, Reviews: 21 Updated: 6-22-06 Published: 6-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Jack Sparrow has started pirate school! The celebrated Edward Teach BlackBeard Pirate School for Pirate Boys. Pretty funny! Please R&R!

When You Give Les Miseables My iPod

2006-06-13T06:27:39-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Les Miserables
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,803, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-13-06
Status: In-Progress

Les Mis characters find my iPod! Mayhem. Humor! Please no flames! R&R!

The Hogwarts Drama Class

2006-05-27T06:49:11-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 5,342, Reviews: 47 Updated: 5-27-06 Published: 4-30-06
Status: Complete

Hogwarts has a new Drama course! What happens when the Golden Trio and Ginny join Drama and put on the first Hogwarts Musical? Read to find out! T now, maybe M later! FINFISHED! PLEASE R & R ANYWAY!

Phantom in the Twilight Zone

2006-05-20T08:11:50-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-20-06
Status: Complete

Christine just left with FopHead. But they are about to cross over into the Twilight Zone, where nothing is as it seems. Pro Phantom! K for the HBomb.

The Galleon

2006-04-22T16:20:14-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ron W. & George W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

Ron finds a Galleon on the street. Fred and George, of course, begin too devise a plan to take it.

The Phantessa of the Ballet

2006-04-12T16:29:49-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erik & Christine
Chapters: 17, Words: 5,559, Reviews: 40 Updated: 4-12-06 Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

The story that explains the strange happenings at the Royal Italian Ballet. Terrorized by a caped, masked, women. A hilarious parody of the musical. Please note that the parody is SUPPOSED to sound really stupid.

The Danaides

2006-04-07T09:26:41-08:00

Author: The Poisoned Doughnut Of DOOM
Category: Misc. Plays/Musicals
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 874, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-7-06
Status: Complete

April Fool's Day Special! I know it's not April Fool's anymore, but that's when I wrote it! It is a parody of the Cell Block Tango, using the painting, The Danaides. Please note that if you have not seen the movie, Chicago, this will not make sense.