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Annoying, Blue, and MINE

2009-08-28T07:38:30-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Kim Possible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shego & Drakken
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,039, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Nobody infringes on Shego's territory... not even machines and evil inventions.

Familiar Stranger

2009-04-04T11:48:16-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Ocean's 11
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,760, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

Watching paint dry would probably be more interesting. Danny Ocean really had no patience for long lines and waiting if it wasn't for a job. oneshot. Ocean's 11/Bourne Identity crossover.

First Impressions

2009-03-10T18:28:26-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Chuck
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: John C. & Sarah W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

First impressions can do a lot of damage. Oneshot.

Killing Rabbits

2009-03-10T18:21:01-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: X-Men: Evolution
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sabretooth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,578, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Every nightmare has its basis in reality and even monsters have to come from somewhere. Oneshot.

Slip of the Tongue

2009-01-18T16:25:19-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Seto K. & Shizuka K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,171, Reviews: 35 Updated: 1-18-09 Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

Serenity makes an accidental confession to Mai and Tea but when they try to get her mind off it she runs into the very person they wanted her to avoid and under the most unusual circumstances. sxs oneshot

The River Runs Uphill

2008-08-31T19:47:42-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: River
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,997, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

The last thing the Tams were expecting to find when they got home was their daughter sitting in the middle of their bed spread. Implied Rayne and Simon/Kaylee.

To Diagnose or Not to Diagnose

2008-05-24T12:03:33-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 396, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

To diagnose or not to diagnose – that is supposed to be the question..." Hamlet's famous 'To Be or Not to Be' speech done House style!

With These Broken Wings, I'm Falling

2008-05-24T11:37:15-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Robin & Terra
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,776, Reviews: 32 Updated: 5-24-08 Published: 4-16-08
Status: In-Progress

What if Robin was never saved from his apprenticeship to Slade and Terra never left the Titans? AU.

The Beginning of the Dream

2008-03-20T15:27:29-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Of Mice and Men
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,201, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

I jus’ wanted ta look at the rabbits, George. He said he had rabbits. I didn’t mean ta let out no horses.

Closet Space

2008-02-10T21:42:19-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: K. Jounouchi & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,496, Reviews: 19 Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

I had sort of brought it on myself, though. It WAS my fault that we were trapped in there… after school… with no lights…. Sometimes I wondered if somebody up there had it in for me… yaoi, jxs puppyshipping

Fish Tail

2008-02-10T20:45:26-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Jun M. & Asuka T.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,768, Reviews: 28 Updated: 2-10-08 Published: 3-26-07
Status: In-Progress

It's a secret he wants to keep and she wants to find out. AU.

Attack of the Fan Girls

2008-02-10T19:29:08-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jun M. & Judai Y.
Chapters: 7, Words: 13,945, Reviews: 106 Updated: 2-10-08 Published: 3-9-07
Status: In-Progress

A hoard of crazy fan girls is set loose on Academy Island and hilarious chaos insues! No guy shall be spared!

Elemental Magic

2007-11-10T16:23:39-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Pairing: Seto K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,235, Reviews: 26 Updated: 11-10-07 Published: 6-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Kaiba keeps denying his ancient Egyptian past, but when he starts to develop elemental powers denial becomes harder and life in general far more complicated. AU. Humor.

Unexpected

2007-10-27T13:59:41-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Danny F. & Sam M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,469, Reviews: 60 Updated: 10-27-07 Published: 10-19-07
Status: In-Progress

He's not not as weak as his classmates thought... boy are they in for a surprise! [as if PP never happened. some DxS]

Intangible Tears

2007-10-18T19:37:38-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Danny F. & Valerie G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,963, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

Maybe it was the tears that made her help him. Valerie had never thought that ghosts could cry. oneshot. very slight implication of DxS

Just Fine

2007-10-18T19:33:12-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,280, Reviews: 88 Updated: 10-18-07 Published: 5-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Tempe is forced to deal with her emotions for Booth after his stubbornness gets him into trouble. BoothBrennan all the way! Please R&R! This was started during season 1.

The Realization of Abigail Williams

2007-10-18T18:54:10-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Crucible
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

The hanging is done, John Proctor is dead, and Abbey finally understands what she has done and what she has lost. onshot

Conscience

2007-07-11T11:29:07-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Seto K. & K. Jounouchi
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,491, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-11-07 Published: 3-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Everybody has one and sometimes consciences can make you do uncharacteristic things... like accidentally save the mutt's little sister.

Watermelon

2007-07-03T06:41:28-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Seto K. & Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 954, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-3-07
Status: Complete

I swear, Yami, if you spit watermelon seeds at me one more time I will set ALL of my Blue Eyes White Dragons on you! I came out here to WORK, not to be used for target practice! [humor, very mild yaoi]

Reality Check

2007-06-08T18:53:48-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Seto K. & Noa K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 998, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

There is often a huge gap between what you know and what you think you know and it wasn't what Noa was expecting. oneshot.

Eavesdropping

2007-05-20T19:01:48-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Seto K. & Shizuka K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 19 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

The Employees of Kaiba Corp are trying to listen in on what's going on in their boss's office. Humor.

All That You've Lost

2007-05-06T10:17:35-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Leia O. & Han S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,422, Reviews: 50 Updated: 5-6-07 Published: 4-7-06
Status: In-Progress

Leia told Han to leave and is going to marry Isolder, but reality about her feelings for Han are finaly catching up with her. Please R & R! CHAPTER 6 FINALLY UP!

Snowflakes and Scars

2007-04-07T09:50:54-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Shizuka K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,848, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-7-07
Status: Complete

A relaps of sleepwalking causes Serenity to make a surprising discovery when she spends the night in the Kaiba mansion. oneshot

Another Chance

2007-03-21T08:44:11-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,138, Reviews: 80 Updated: 3-21-07 Published: 10-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Darcy returns from London early before Lady Catherine can interfer or Bingley can propose, but is badly injured and forced to stay with the Bennets. What effect will this have on the out come of the story? DarcyElizabeth

I Know

2007-03-20T18:49:38-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Han S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-20-07
Status: Complete

A rather different take on why Han said 'I know' before he was put in the carbonite. Can be read as a companion piece to After Thought but stands perfectly fine on its own.

High Collars and Long Sleeves

2007-03-16T10:33:44-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jun M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 605, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-16-07
Status: Complete

[3rd in the Dark Rebellion Collection] There's more than one way to hide.

Silver in the Moonlight

2007-03-11T16:51:03-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Asuka T. & Jun M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,126, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-11-07 Published: 2-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Some people think differently in the moonlight and sometimes events must make us rethink what we believe. AlexisChazz but not the way you think. Rather out of the ordinary and doesn't really fit well into a specific catigory.

Dare

2007-03-11T08:04:43-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Asuka T. & Jun M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,482, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

Embarrassing doesn't even begin to describe this game of Truth or Dare! Oneshot, my first ever drabble. keep in mind this was written around 1 am this morning because I couldn't sleep!

Razor

2007-02-28T19:39:29-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jun M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 818, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-28-07
Status: Complete

Maybe I can’t feel any more. And I have to check. Have to make sure that my nerves will still react that I’m still human that I can still bleed. [2nd in the Dark Rebellion Collection]

They Used to Be My Heroes

2007-02-27T03:50:25-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Jun M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,039, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-27-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot about Chazz and his brothers and a brief look into Chazz's past. [No pairings] First in the Dark Rebellion Collection.

After Thought

2007-02-01T14:49:19-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Han S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 18 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

A rather different idea of what was going through Han's mind after he kissed Leia for the first time on the Falcon. oneshot for now Plz R&R! Thoughts are always welcome!

Through a Window

2007-02-01T14:12:45-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 16 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

Elizabeth chances to get a brief glimpse of Darcy's better nature long before Pemberly and before Wickham started causing problems. oneshot for now Plz R&R!

Point Blank

2007-01-25T10:57:47-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Han S. & Leia O.
Chapters: 9, Words: 10,312, Reviews: 40 Updated: 1-25-07 Published: 4-7-06
Status: In-Progress

Han Solo may claim to being a loner, but when he takes Leia and Luke to Ord Mantell, his past is revealed PreESB HSLO. Chapter 9 up! Please reveiw!

Vice Versa

2006-12-13T15:33:41-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,912, Reviews: 23 Updated: 12-13-06 Published: 11-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Modern P&P only this time the roles are reversed. Darcy's poor and has come to the US with Bingley for college and Elizabeth's rich and attending the same college. Tis strange but interesting! WillElizabeth. Please R&R! Chapter 3 up!

Shock

2006-06-05T18:11:06-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 6,306, Reviews: 132 Updated: 6-5-06 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

What was going on in Tempe's mind after Booth got 'blown up? Missing and extended scenes from Two Bodies in the Lab. BoothBrennan all the way! Please review! This is my 1st Bones fanfic! Chapter 12 up!

Alternate Ending

2006-04-21T17:52:16-08:00

Author: Agent Malkere
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,014, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

I simply couldn't accept that Nathaniel died in the end, so I came up with this... Heh, it's even plausible! One Shot, NathanielKitty all the way! Please R&R! Tell me what you think!