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Ninja Crack

2008-10-03T20:40:44-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,750, Reviews: 71 Updated: 10-3-08 Published: 11-16-07
Status: In-Progress

My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.

Heir of Gringotts

2008-07-25T22:37:19-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,171, Reviews: 102 Updated: 7-25-08 Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo

Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder

2008-01-13T01:09:48-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,189, Reviews: 187 Updated: 1-13-08 Published: 3-12-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.

Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present

2007-08-20T16:03:05-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 39,122, Reviews: 199 Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 10-23-06
Status: In-Progress

At the end of Harry's fifth year, a new player joins the game. Can he be trusted? What if by helping him Harry is releasing something even worse than Voldemort into the world?

Project Chaos

2007-08-13T10:15:43-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,990, Reviews: 177 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 7-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship

Fugitive Fates

2007-06-18T23:43:55-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Gabrielle D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 15,305, Reviews: 110 Updated: 6-18-07 Published: 4-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Taking Hostages. Join the newly married Harry and Gabrielle Potter as they try to figure everything out during the one year truce with Voldemort. Some comedy, some plot, and a few Zombies thrown in for fun. HPGD

A Birthday Wish

2007-05-19T15:05:25-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,904, Reviews: 87 Updated: 5-19-07 Published: 2-28-07
Status: In-Progress

An old Pureblood ComingofAge ritual goes slightly wrong leaving Harry Potter to try to deal with a life that is irrevocably changed. Who knew blowing out a candle and making a wish could lead to this? Pairings TBA, UPDATED RARELY!

Taking Hostages

2007-04-28T08:08:02-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Gabrielle D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,757, Reviews: 166 Updated: 4-28-07 Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD

You Really Shouldn't

2007-04-20T05:15:05-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,517, Reviews: 46 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP

Warriors of the Clan

2007-04-16T08:41:58-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,067, Reviews: 98 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

One day the wizarding world changed forever. No one noticed. Seven years later the search for Harry Potter reaches it's peak but no trace of the young boy is found. Then Professor McGonagall notices something very strange on her admittance list, a goblin!

Tea and Sympathy

2007-03-29T06:19:31-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,759, Reviews: 63 Updated: 3-29-07 Published: 3-26-07
Status: Complete

HP BtVS Cat who walks through walls crossover. Part of Tales from the Barman series originally started by Methos on www tthfanfic com, add some dots, remove some spaces, you know the drill. Harry walks into Xanders bar looking for something to drink.

Matters of Honor

2007-03-13T02:41:50-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,540, Reviews: 76 Published: 3-13-07
Status: Complete

Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.

The Next Great Adventure

2007-02-23T17:06:49-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 20, Words: 73,331, Reviews: 639 Updated: 2-23-07 Published: 8-14-06
Status: In-Progress

After Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayhe

Traditions

2007-01-29T10:19:33-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,223, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-29-07
Status: Complete

What traditions do each of the Houses at Hogwarts have to make sure their new students understand the house ideals? Do they haze them? Are there secrets that they do not share outside the House? What makes a Gryffindor instead of a Ravenclaw or Slytherin?

The Value of Teamwork

2006-12-02T16:49:12-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Cedric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,728, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-2-06
Status: Complete

Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.

Ginny's Potion Woes

2006-11-27T15:26:40-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,774, Reviews: 27 Published: 11-27-06
Status: Complete

Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.

Rock'n and Sock'n

2006-11-27T15:22:53-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Q. Quirrell
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,252, Reviews: 42 Published: 11-27-06
Status: In-Progress

AU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.

Settling Debts

2006-11-21T04:45:45-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,770, Reviews: 28 Published: 11-21-06
Status: Complete

A parody in the spirit of the first chapter of Freak Parade. This time we get to parody the Time TravelRedo starter plot.

Harry Potter and the Blue Elves

2006-11-07T20:23:02-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,058, Reviews: 36 Published: 11-7-06
Status: Complete

With the help of some secretive blue elves, Harry learns how to humiliate Malfoy and defeat the Dark Lord. M for adult themes.

Harry Potter the Warlord Prince

2006-10-24T03:46:01-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 33, Words: 128,393, Reviews: 340 Updated: 10-24-06 Published: 5-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Harry meets a trio of new teachers. And learns a few new tricks. But can he survive being tutored by the High Lord of Hell, The Sadist, and Lucivar Yaslana? Can they survive teaching Harry? Crossover with the Black Jewels Universe.

The Ultimate Game

2006-10-06T02:02:02-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,703, Reviews: 23 Published: 10-6-06
Status: Complete

Harry, Tonks, Remus, Bill Weasley, and a third year named Kevin die in the final battle against Voldemort. But their story isn't over yet and the game as yet unplayed. Features Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, and the Grim Reaper.

At the Hands of the Other

2006-09-03T02:20:53-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Supernatural
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 12, Words: 38,306, Reviews: 425 Updated: 9-3-06 Published: 7-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.

Why is Harry Smiling?

2006-08-10T09:17:05-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,486, Reviews: 84 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?

Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed

2006-08-08T12:53:29-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 137 Published: 8-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

Coming Home

2006-08-06T03:35:22-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,678, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

A strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.

Harry Potter and the Freak Parade

2006-07-04T21:43:48-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 23,221, Reviews: 289 Updated: 7-4-06 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

A DADA Interview

2006-06-10T00:11:16-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 957, Reviews: 49 Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...

Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater

2006-04-01T23:12:39-08:00

Author: The-Caitiff
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Voldemort & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,609, Reviews: 51 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.