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Into the Fire

2009-05-24T10:09:34-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Bella & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,355, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Bella receives an assignment for an art class that results in some heavy tension when she tells Edward. "I'm not going to let you look up erect phalluses on the Internet, Bella." Will this take their relationship to the next level?

Fine Tuning

2009-01-26T15:14:35-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: La Corda D'Oro
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hino K. & Azuma Y.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,615, Reviews: 24 Updated: 1-26-09 Published: 12-28-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. Yunoki is a sour CEO for a company. Kahoko gets hired to be his secretary, the third one that month. Can she uncover what's hidden in his heart?

Steps For Seduction

2008-12-20T05:54:23-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Megami Tensei
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Minato A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,635, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. If this seduction was going to work she couldn’t be meek or submissive. She needed to come up with a game plan and she needed to act on it. ChihiroxMinato.

Interruption

2008-07-31T13:25:37-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,575, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-31-08
Status: Complete

KakaHina. As the forest clearing got further away Hinata began to get anxious. It seemed like a long walk from the training grounds to the Hokage’s office when walking with someone as intimidating as Kakashi. Oneshot.

Tempest in a Teacup

2008-07-25T15:35:58-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: After School Nightmare
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 991, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Whenever eating alone, Mashiro always preferred sitting outside. That was one reason why his good mood instantly soured when he pushed open the glass door to the outside terrace and came face-to-face with Sou Mizuhashi.

One Rainy Night

2007-12-14T21:07:48-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-14-07
Status: Complete

HinaKiba. Oneshot. It begins raining and Kiba takes Hinata home.

Intuition

2007-08-10T11:43:15-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: La Corda D'Oro
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Nami A. & Ryoutaro T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,176, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

It was obvious, very obvious, that Ryoutaro Tsuchiura and Kazuki Hihara were a gay couple. Now all she had to do was prove it. Nami Amou's POV. Humor. x3

Arthur Imprisoned

2007-08-08T05:28:17-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Code Geass
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Lelouch L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

Parody of, and subsequently spoilers for, episode 16. Before Mao got the idea to kidnap Nunally he went for...Arthur? ...What about cat porn? Oh my... 0.o Crack, obviously.

Bipolar

2007-07-26T17:24:02-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: La Corda D'Oro
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hino K. & Azuma Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,170, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

Kahoko and Azuma meet up on the rooftop of their school. Azuma wants to apologize for how he's treated her . . . NOT! Bwahaha. No really he does . . . not? Yunoki's bipolar.

Cake

2007-06-06T18:28:37-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 675, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-6-07
Status: Complete

Crack. Warning: Really more about cake than anything. Written while on a sugar high. Involves cake, L, Jumanji, cars, heart attacks...

Flavor of Life

2007-04-16T16:31:26-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 713, Reviews: 15 Published: 4-16-07
Status: Complete

Kakashi likes his women like he likes his ice cream. KakaHina. xD

Candy Corn

2006-10-22T15:42:42-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 39 Published: 10-22-06
Status: Complete

SasuHina. Hinata convinces Sasuke to let him pick her Halloween costume but only if she can pick his. Bwahaha :3

Blue's Clues: The Lost Episode

2006-08-30T07:44:35-08:00

Author: static shakedown
Category: Blue's Clues
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,413, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-30-06
Status: Complete

A deranged version of Blue's Clues. Steve is obsessed with opening letters, Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are immigrants, and preschoolers love the handy dandy notebook. XD