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Better Dead Than Red

2008-07-27T22:27:17-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,539, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-27-08, Published: 7-27-08
Status: In-Progress

In 1967, the Ambassador of Vatanyok went missing. Now the Pentagon wants Bill to solve the case. A Work-In-Progress

Letters from Elwood: False Witness

2008-07-27T17:40:16-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 13, Words: 18,949, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-27-08, Published: 1-18-08
Status: Complete

Elwood takes to the road to see the United States of America. STAND ALONE, but this was written as PART II of Letters from Elwood series. Rated T.

He Drinks Like A Fish

2008-07-25T19:08:48-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Hellboy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,892, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-25-08, Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Hellboy, my blind date with Abe, drinks, and the Blues Brothers. Oh, and a lot of fish jokes. Hellboy won't get off my porch, either. I'll need to call his daddy. Hey, it's all in good fun. Self insert. Dedicated to the fic writer who introduced me to Abe

Pops

2008-07-25T17:11:54-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Hellboy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-25-08, Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

Hellboy's out of work, but he's got something lined up... A tale of friendship, fluff, and smokes. Crossover with The Blues Brothers. Don't ask how, it just works... WARNING: Some cursing.

Deer Leonard, Eye Ain't Gonna Be There!

2008-07-25T11:22:54-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Laverne and Shirley
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 345, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-25-08, Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

After Lenny and Squiggy fight, Squiggy moves out and writes a letter to his former best friend. Written as an entry into Allura's Writer's Challenge: "Me, Myself, but no I" - The word I cannot be used in a first person POV story.

Garak and Bashir: A Slash Pairing in Limericks

2008-07-25T11:14:46-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: StarTrek: Deep Space Nine
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Bashir, J. & Garak, E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-25-08, Published: 7-25-08
Status: Complete

An explanation of Garak and Bashir's relationship, and what some of us fanfic writers have done to it! Naughty Naughty manslash - implied!

The Mighty Tribble Warrior

2008-07-24T21:31:33-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: StarTrek: The Original Series
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Man! That Tribble Was Tough! A little joke.

Projection

2008-07-24T21:20:57-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Twilight Zone
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,061, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Projected on a movie screen, a familiar face reveals your future.

Bernard

2008-07-24T21:03:14-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blackadder
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Who is Bernard? A Blackadder Drabble.

A Mission From God, as told in Haiku

2008-07-24T17:45:58-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

Haiku, an ancient form of Japanese poetry, requires a set number of syllables for each line. 5, 7, 5. This is the Blues Brothers Movie, as told in haiku.

Dine With Me, The River

2008-07-24T17:38:39-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Lawrence of Arabia
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

A Drabble about Auda abu Tayi.

The Real Thing

2008-07-24T17:33:55-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blade Runner
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

As Deckard makes his way to the Tyrell Corporation Complex, he notices the colors of L.A., 2019. A Blade Runner drabble.

Black Suits and Lawsuits

2008-07-23T22:54:14-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,248, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Elwood discusses an Anime rip-off of the Blues Brothers -the Nerima Daikon Brothers- with his lawyer.

You know you are addicted to the Blues Brothers

2008-07-23T22:41:41-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Are you part of the Blues Bretheren? You just might be....

You know you are obsessed by Cardassians when

2008-07-23T22:35:37-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: StarTrek: Deep Space Nine
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Garak, E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Are you obsessed by Cardassians? Here's one way to find out...

You know you are in love with Abe Sapien when

2008-07-23T22:23:53-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Hellboy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 13 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Just a little self analysis. All in good fun, people. All in good fun.

The Power of Red

2008-07-23T22:20:04-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Why did the little green guys make Ralph's suit in red? A drabble.

Letters From Elwood: The Silence of Cells

2008-07-23T21:47:46-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,088, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Jake is doing time for armed robbery. Between the long and quiet hours in his cell, and the bittersweet memories of a dream unrealized, Jake finds himself in hell. WARNING: Cursing, some sexual and violent suggestions

Coffee For the Prince Regent

2008-07-23T21:26:36-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blackadder
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Just a Drabble for a Coffee Contest.

Candy and Catechism

2008-02-23T21:44:35-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,048, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-23-08, Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

An Easter story of rebirth, hope, love, and sacrifice. Written as an entry into the "Get Your Peep On!" writing contest.

Letters From Elwood: The Right to Remain Silent

2008-02-03T21:47:02-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-3-08, Published: 2-3-08
Status: In-Progress

More letters from across the Atlantic. Part III in the Letters from Elwood story.

Leave Me Be, Mr Garak

2008-02-02T21:43:14-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: StarTrek: Deep Space Nine
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Bashir, J. & Garak, E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,966, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-2-08, Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

Doctor Bashir has a funny feeling that Garak is spying on him.

Super

2008-01-31T19:03:25-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,689, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

FBI Agent Bill Maxwell always worried that it would come to this. Ever since they were approached by that alien spaceship, he always feared that they would wind up in the "bug bin." And now that they were there, it didn't look good...

Goodnight, Mr Garak

2008-01-27T17:35:33-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: StarTrek: Deep Space Nine
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Pairing: Bashir, J. & Garak, E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-27-08, Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Quark should have cut him off. Rate T for Garak x Bashir innuendo.

Bittersweet, But Wrapped in a Lacy Red Box

2008-01-21T20:37:55-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-21-08, Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Chocolate is sometimes bittersweet. My entry into the 2008 GAH Valentine's Day "Nobody ever bought me chocolate" Fanfic Challenge. Rated G.

Letters from Elwood: The Liberty of Lies

2008-01-16T19:51:56-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 9, Words: 23,966, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-16-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

Elwood was the quiet one, but at least he knew how to write a letter or two. Sometimes they even contained the truth. PART I. WARNINGS: Rated strong T, especially for language.

The Little Christmas Tree

2008-01-01T20:22:56-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Laverne and Shirley
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Lenny shows up late to the Christmas Party at the Pizza Bowl... and Shirley is MAD!

The Gift of the Majors, of Captains, and Corporals

2008-01-01T19:47:16-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: M*A*S*H
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: S. Potter & Radar O.
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,041, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

It's Christmas Eve at MASH 4077. What happened to the mail?

The Doctor Is In, But the Patient Is Out

2008-01-01T19:16:44-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: M*A*S*H
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: M. Klinger & Sidney F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,835, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Dr. Sidney Freedman is back at the 4077th, and an old patient has a new problem with a little twist. Implied MashSlash, KlingerWinchester

Getting Leid in the 25th Century

2008-01-01T19:00:00-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Buck Rogers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Buck plays with the meanings of 20th century words as he shares a drink with Wilma in his quarters. It's completely innocent. I swear...

Hard Headed Woman of Mine

2008-01-01T16:12:33-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,714, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-1-08, Published: 1-1-08
Status: Complete

Curtis once explained to Elwood that there are just two kinds of women in this world. The question is, what do they have to do with cars and music?

Without Each Other

2007-12-27T21:08:52-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,736, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-27-07, Published: 12-27-07
Status: Complete

Who's going to replace Jake, now that he's gone? Alternative storyline for when Elwood gets out of jail. In this AU, BB2000 never happened.

Joanie Loves Chaffey

2007-10-02T22:13:43-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-2-07, Published: 10-2-07
Status: Complete

Pam's sister comes to L.A. for a visit A double triple drabble.

Drawn Into the Light

2007-06-25T02:30:20-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 15, Words: 16,313, Reviews: 18 Updated: 6-25-07, Published: 8-26-06
Status: In-Progress

Ralph, Bill and Pam are drawn into a search to find out what happened to two other people who were given a suit almost 15 years earlier. Book Two, In the Light series

The Greatest American Refund

2007-01-16T14:12:54-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-16-07, Published: 1-16-07
Status: Complete

A disgruntled fan writes a letter to Anchor Bay. Rated K for anger management issues. A drabble!

When the Lights Go Down in Motor City

2007-01-15T17:30:36-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-15-07, Published: 1-15-07
Status: In-Progress

Detroit, Michigan, 1965. The mob's in Motor City, and a young FBI agent finds love. Book III in the In the Light series, but can be read as a stand alone.

Whisper, in Smokey Light

2007-01-15T11:15:05-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 11, Words: 10,737, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-15-07, Published: 9-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Tony Villacana books a gig for L.A. Freeway at a Punk Rock Club, and Cyler has an encounter, with a mysterious woman. Rated M for mild sexual topics, language and violence. Book One of In the Light series

Bugger All for Christmas

2007-01-05T21:02:25-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blackadder
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,583, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-5-07, Published: 1-5-07
Status: Complete

Blackadder IV, Set preseries. It's Christmas Eve, 1916, on the front lines. Baldrick trims a tree, the General has a new plan to win the war, and Blackadder runs some manuevers with Darling. Warning:BlackadderDarling SLASH. Chapter 2 borderline M rated

Cell Block Full O' Blues

2007-01-01T16:31:03-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Blues Brothers
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-1-07, Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Joliet Jake is trying to get some sleep, but Elwood just won't shut up. It's a blues singalong!

The Calling Card

2007-01-01T16:01:35-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-1-07, Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Just who broke into the Federal Building last night? A short follow up to Lilacs Double Drabble.

Episode VI: Return of the Green Guy

2006-10-29T18:33:57-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,362, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-29-06, Published: 10-29-06
Status: Complete

Ralph and the gang at a Halloween party. Fluff, the Force, and a convincing Luke Skywalker impersonation. William Katt, here's your chance to play it right! Don't blow it!

From The Ashes of Phoenix

2006-10-07T16:18:16-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,244, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-7-06, Published: 10-7-06
Status: Complete

Agent Bill Maxwell suffers through betrayal. Set in Phoenix, AZ, PreSeries, 1969 to 1975. Explains what happened to Bill's wife. Rated T for mild language and sexual situations.

The Cat, the Tuxedo, and the Halloween Moon

2006-10-01T23:29:03-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,813, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-1-06, Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

Entry into the Black Cat or a Tux GAH Challenge. Bill Maxwell encounters a black cat or two on a moonlit Halloween night. Rated T for sexual suggestions. And a little Mary Sue...

Cari in the Deep Blue Sea

2006-09-29T06:45:41-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-29-06, Published: 9-29-06
Status: Complete

My entry into the Culpalicioustm GAH Fanfic challenge: What would Bill Maxwell have done if he had seen Carri at the end of the episode Devil in the Deep Blue Sea?

The Visit

2006-09-28T17:58:26-08:00

Author: Jo Z. Pierce
Category: Greatest American Hero
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-28-06, Published: 9-28-06
Status: Complete

Bill Maxwell pays a visit to a special friend and her son. A drabble.